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    A porngirl to ID

    What's the name of the sometimes redhead with handguns I think Glocks tattoed on her upper chest? They point inward angled down pointing at the heart area. -cs™
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    Nevermind! Please delete!

    DELETE thread!
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    Spit not swallow. Girl gets pregnant through oral sex!

    http://standardmadness.com/offbeat/true-story-how-to-get-pregnant-via-oral-sex -cs™
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    Who's the black haired lady with the ink?

    http://www.freshlesbianvideos.com/ls1047fb/lesbext.html She's incredible! Anyone got her name let me know... -cs™
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    So what happened to the Babes sections?

    :confused::dunno: -cs™
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    "Girls Rotating Hips Whilst Riding Cock" Part Deux

    Part One Continue... -cs™
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    Lord, I wish I had an extra Super Bowl ticket!

    Not that I give a crap about The Super Bowl or even sports. http://www.laist.com/archives/2007/01/25/brentwood_woman_auctions_herself_off_to_get_a_prized_super_bowl_ticket_she_will_be_your_date_at_the_game.php Oh **** ***** likes! -cs™
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    FreeOnes Blog search box at top!

    I like it! Keep up the good work you boys and girls you. -cs™
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    "Sweep the leg, Johnny!"

    http://sweeptheleg.com/ "Sweep the leg!" -cs™
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    Inventor of Ramen Noodles has died!

    http://www.pantagraph.com/articles/2007/01/06/wtf/doc459fc486cb9c9317406338.txt He’s now gone but the ramen lives on, boy does it ever! -cs™
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    he 2007 Dead Pool! Fun for the whole ******!

    I'm not sure where to put this, but I thought this seemed the best place since in many ways it is a game! Though a rather morbid one.:helpme: Rules are as follows, list five people you think will bite the big one in The Year Of Our Lord 2007! My first pick would have been Saddam Hussein, but...
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    Let's talk cream pies...

    I rather like chocolate eclairs and jelly/lemon donuts. Though that probably doesn't qualify as a cream pie. I love strawberry cheesecake or key lime pie, delicious. So what cream based desserts you dig? -cs™
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    Something's screwy with the Top Searched column on the What's new? pages.

    Okay, on the main FreeOnes page on the "What's new?" pages. The Yesterday's Top Searches box on the right hand side does not have the top 30 searches. http://www.freeones.com/new/links/actresses.shtml http://www.freeones.com/new/links/centerfolds.shtml...
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    Who are these girls with August?

    http://photos.freeones.com/a_babes/August_001/html/photo_005.shtml I'd especially like to know who the blonde is. -cs™
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    Hottest/sexiest non nude/sex scene in a movie!

    The title says it all! A scene in a movie that is sexy and/or hot where the people involved are neither having sex or naked. My pick would have to be the classic Cool Hand Luke. Anybody who has seen this movie know exactly what scene I'm talking about. Listed as just The Girl the blonde...
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    Time to play "What's Their Stage Name?"

    Many performers whether they be actors/actresses, singers, pornstars even writers go by what's called a pseudonym or a stage name. Either based on their own decisions or the decisions of their agents etc. Rules are, I'll begin by giving a performer's real name then the next poster comes in...
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    Dear God what have I done!?

    I have deleted my entire Hotties-Porn folders! :eek: I did it on purpose too. Bianca Beauchamp, gone! Veronica Vanoza, finito! Amber Evans, sayonara! Angela Devi, tis no more! Have I lost my mind? Perhaps. :helpme: -cs™
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    Freeones Wide World Of Sports!

    30 Love, luv! Batter Up! Feel free to add. -cs™
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    Words that don't sound dirty but really are

    This is a reverse of Civickiller80's Words that sound dirty but arent thread. Chlamydia A rather common actually the most commonly diagnosed venereal disease. But it sounds like a flower, like something you'd give your girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Just like flowers you can give it to...
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    "The Island" is the whole equal to the sum of it's "parts"?

    In the words of Rod Serling, "submitted for your approval". http://www.agonybooth.com/parts/island.asp Take a careful read of it. Note the almost eerie similarities of The Island to parts:the clonus horror. Though parts is not a good film to begin with but give credit where credit is due...
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    Who may these young ladies be

    Answer me these questions 3. Not really. First one.
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    YES! Adriana Sage dug my wallpaper!

    Coming soon to the Adrianasage.com wallpaper section, a desktop wallpaper made by yours truly.:nanner: Got this from the lovely Miss Sage today Hi honey, Thank you so much for the wallpaper, I will add it to my wallpaper section. Let me know if you would like an 8x10. xoxo Adriana My...
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    Happy birthday Amber Evans.

    She's 25 today. Amber Evans photos You're beautiful. Have a good one. :) -cs™
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    Christmas font

    http://freethemes.tele.net/fonts/fonts/screens/mn/nakedmonk.htm Enjoy!
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    Any idea who she is?

    She looks familiar but I'm not 100% sure who she is. -cs™
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    Pornstar action figures.

    At Entertainment Earth Enjoy!
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    Jezebelle Bond

    I love her, she's not a blonde bimbo with big fake tits. My favorite look of hers long black hair with bangs very Bettie Page-esque. Ditto, the last one became my current avatar. Another nice set. These are nice too. Shorter hair more a brunette. Her breasts I love, not too big. Nice butt...
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    Uhm, Mr. Admin about my auto title?

    At the risk of sounding like a leaking vagina. You know some may take my title (not supplied by me mind you) as an invitation and my Inbox gets spammed enough as is. So could you see your way clear to changing it please. :) -cs™
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    Birthday wishes go out to Mai Hoshino

    One of my favorite Asian foxes. Happy B'day my Mai -cs™
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    Links to spice up your desktop.

    http://www.themeworld.com/cgi-bin/preview.pl/savers/bitmaps.zip ^A simple and small size screensaver that uses assorted bitmaps and/or jpegs you have saved in your documents folders. Highly recommended. http://www.themeworld.com/cgi-bin/preview.pl/themes/aria.zip ^An Aria Giovanni Desktop...
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    I need some names to the faces.

    See attached image:
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