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    Lame Sexual Aides-Make a List of Them

    Having know the ways of sexing I have come across a few things that really suck. Edible undergarmets, remember those? They were made of this edible celophane but in truth I think they were just celophane the kind that you find on ******** toothpicks or clubsandwich toothpicks. And second honey...
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    Night of the Owls-Bat Title Crossover

    With the new 52 still going strong has anyone beside me gearing up for the big Night of the Owls crossover? The Court of Owls are a society that has been present in Gotham since the 19th century and who's main object is eliminating all the public figures in Gotham. So far it's off to a good...
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    Does Anybody Still Read Newspaper Comic Strips?

    On ocassion I will read the Phantom once in a great while whenever I actually buy a newspaper. However when I was younger every Sunday I would grab the funnies and look forward to Calvin and Hobbs.
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    Which Skill or Craft Did You Wish You Learned When You Were Younger?

    I would say I would have loved to learn carpentry, electircal work, or some form of engineering.
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    What Is Your Favorite Sport or Sports to Play and Favorite Position to Play?

    I usually play hockey both ice and deck as well as lacross. Both sports I play goalie or netminder for those European folks. Also I play the ocassional game of indoor soccer usually as a forward.
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    Anyone **** This.....

    You **** up from a fitfell and wonderful ***** and a) have ***** only for an hour or less and can't get back to ***** and it's too early. b) somehow bite your tounge or lips in your *****. c) scraped your knuckles on the wall or headboard, or in my case must have dangled my arm under the bed and...
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    Anyone Have A Favorite Sports Team that is Consistantly an Underdog?

    For me it would have to be the Houston Astros or as they are fondly called, the Lastros. For hockey it was always the Calgary Flames . So the question is out there, who is still your favorite team that hasn't been labled a dynasty and is the constant butt of jokes, but you still have some form...
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    I **** that Rock God *** in the IPhone Commercials!

    This fucking commercial is always on tv and I seriously want to wallop that *** upside the head with his guitar, let's see you be a rock god now you little **** when your blowing into a tube to make your wheelchair move you smug hipster bastard! That is all continue looking at porn.
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    February is Women in Horror Month

    So who are some of your favorite female performers and or directors, writers, or characters in Horror. :cthulhu:
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    Underrated Modes of Transportation!

    The Hovercraft, not only does it go on land and see, but it pretty much kicks ass. Yes it does create noise a lot of noise, but does it necessarily have to run on gas or oil? See energy and transportation crisis solved!
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    Which City Would You Live in Metropolis or Gotham

    I have to go with Gotham City, not only do they make a great fried mozzarella stick, but the cost of living is less than Smugburg aka Metropolis.
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    Candy You Couldn't Stand When You Were A *** and Still Can't Stand!

    Button candy, it's a sugar dot on rolls of paper that was probably sitting in a musty shipping crate from China. Wax bottles, those were little bottles with colored sugar water, the wax was edible and there was a drop of that sugar water in the bottle. Apple Jolly Rancher sticks, not only did...
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    RIP Bill Zinman

    He was a horror icon of sorts for fans of the genre. Bill was well known as Patient Zero aka Cemetary Zombie from Night of the Living Dead.
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    Where is the Worst Place You Feel ******?

    I woke up in a bathtub in a no tell motel one time. I had a pinched nerve in my neck for not ******** with a pillow. However spending 4 years of my life with my live in exgirlfriend is a second runner up.
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    You Brits Make Some Cool Shows Thanks

    I have been watching BBC America and lately I have started watching a few of their Supernatural Saturday shows like Bedlam and The Fades. These shows aren't bad and have me looking forward to more of them. Keep up the good work ya Limeys!
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    What Are Your Favorite Musuems Or Halls of Fame?

    The one musuem I always liked was the Mummer Musuem (I think that's how you spell it) it's a medical oddity musuem in Pennsylvania. Then there is the Hockey Hall of Fame, up in Toronto really cool. I always dug and still enjoy the Boston Musuem of Science and Peabody Essex Museum over where I...
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    Anyone Date or Married Someone That Totally Creeped You Out?

    I once dated this woman that really and totally creeped me out. She truly adheered to those gothic girl stereotypes, all doom and gloom. That I could stomach I am used to that since I have dated a few goth girls in my time. I can look past the depressing poetry, the pale skin, all the sex I had...
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    Candles or Torches Which Offers the Best Light?

    I often wonder that, I am debating on replacing the candles in my bedroom with wall sconces and torches, what do you suggest?
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    Greatest Fictional Dectective Who Do You Choose?

    They can be from movies, literature, tv, anywhere. I have always been partial to Batman, Sherlock Holmes, Poroit, Quincy M.E., ****** Dowling aka Mr. Cunnigham, and The Cosby Mysteries (which they should have never canceled!)
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    The Clash vs. The Sex Pistols

    Hands down I have to say the Clash, they just had a lot of musical influence from punk, blue, ska, reggae, etc...not to mention Joe Strummer was a great punk front man. However I do enjoy the Sex Pistols, and when John Laydon went on to PIL.
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    Who Is Your Favorite Beatle That Went Solo? And Why?

    Most of George Harrison's solo material is some of my personal favorite, especially the music he did for Time Bandits and Cracker Box Palace. Also I just dug a lot of his guitar work, really melodic and what not.
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    4 Months Into DC's 52 Reboot What Do You Think?

    I mainly collect all the Batman related titles, however I have branched out into some series I discovered as hidden gems. For example Red Lanterns, it's starting out slow but wow the art work and just the whole concept of the Red Lanterns is really cool. Then their is Green Lanterns Guardians...
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    Arkham Horror Has Anyone Played This RPG?

    I have read a few books on this awesome HP Lovecraftian horror game. It's a table top RPG based in the 1920's and I was just seeing if anyone has played it yet. Petra this may be something you may enjoy.
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    Do You Still Close Your Eyes When You Kiss Someone?

    I have heard that old wives tale somewhere that if you close your eyes when kissing someone you have trust in them. I should have kept mine open when I used to kiss a couple of my ex girlfriends that's for sure.
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    Create Your Own TV Show

    I really don't watch much television these days because let's face it, there is not really much worth watching in my opinion. So in one of my **** adled and ******* induced stupors I thought of a show idea. Mainly the story takes place in a fictional American city that has the highest percentage...
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    Which Book Can You Reread Over And Over Again?

    I am not saying every waking second of the day but are there any works of literature that you enjoy reading multiple times. For me I can re read Brian Keene's Ghoul, World War Z by Max Brooks, and Stephen King's IT.
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    Figure Skater or Gymnist

    Who would you rather bang?
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    What Type of ***** is Your Woman or Man?

    This question goes out to anyone on FO's pretty much a unisex question. I have dated and been in relationships with a Heinz 57 variety of women that when *********** have many different but singularly universail trait. Here is a sample of types of ******* women I have been involved with. My...
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    A Not So Serious Question

    What does esquire mean?
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    DC's New 52 Reboot, What Are Your Thoughts?

    Alright it is 2 months in since DC Comics started up their new 52 Initiative. For those that don't collect comics DC pretty much downsized all their comics and relaunched from issue 1# 52 new titles. I collect all the Batman comics which are great they are reintroducing characters, bringing in...
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    There Is Nothing International About The International House of Pancakes

    No nutella, no blintzes, crepes, cold soba, beans and toast, and many other multi ethnic breakfast foods. Yeah they might tease you here and there with a once every 6 months internatioanl syrup flavors like Doozelberry pancakes and some of the earlier mentioned breakfast treats. But these guys...
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    Frozen Custard Vs. Frozen Yogurt Vs. Ice Cream

    For once in my life I had frozen custard, where I live there is a Rita's frozen custard. Man this stuff is amazing, screw ice cream and frozen yogurt. So what do you guys like?
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    Horror Movie Trends

    Yes we all know it's zombies right now, they are the new vampires. There always seems to be a horror trend for at least 10 years or so. And I remember back in the 80's it was slashers, 70's was more along the lines of demonic posession and Satanic story lines also nature attacks trends. And then...
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    Is The Stuntperson Business a Lost Industry?

    Lately for some odd reason I have been watching a lot of movies and the end credits that go with them. With remakes and CGI being predominant in movies these days. I have noticed a decline in stunt men and women. Don't get me wrong there will always be a need for stunt people, but have you...
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    My Question of the Day

    How? What? Why? When did Hungary start churning out some of the hottest European women in porn? I don't get it, did Nazis and Soviet scientists work together in some form of genetic manipulation when both nations occupied this country? I just don't know!
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    Question to British Folk...

    How come the Welsh get made fun of a lot?
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    In The Future!?

    Question here, say we are able to clone ourselves and said clone pisses you off by either fucking your wife or bouncing way too many checks. Or something stupid, then you loose it and **** your clone. Now in court is that considered ****** or can your lawyer get the charges dropped because well...
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    Truffles Are Alright

    I hung out with some friends the other night, a majority of them go to culinary school and they made some truffle oil ketchup wow good stuff but insanely expensive. What gourmet foods do you folks dig?
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    What's the one local Institution in your city/town that you miss?

    Was there ever a place you enjoyed going to where you lived that is now gone. You know the place where you and all your friends went whether it was to see bands, get a good meal, or pretty much anything. For me it was two places that are gone. In Salem Massachusetts there was Bleachers, not only...
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    What Was The Best Live Show You Ever Saw?

    Wow for me there are a few: The Specials (true it wasn't the original line up but they were great) Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros (I drank a few beers with him after the show) Type O Negative (Not only were there hot goth girls there, but Peter Steele did a great rendition of My Shrona and...
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    Portlandia-Good Show Or Not?

    Recently I just got into Portlandia on IFC, and aside from the other series that David Cross does on this station. I must say that Fred Armisan does a great job on this show. Not to mention his co star was in Sleater Kinney. Aside from that, fills in the program gap until the Summer. So who else...
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    The Hell With Gravity!!!

    I want zero gravity for this planet, here I am using my legs walking like a sucker when I can simply float in a zero gravity enviroment!
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    Which Talk Show Host or Show Do You Miss?

    For me it has to be the Jenny Jones show, I mean where are you going to see strippers and porn actresses get a dress down make over, or see porn stars and strippers, that were once nerds in high school and now they are hot. Or when teens act out of control and strippers and porn stars have an...
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    What Is The One Invention You Wished That You Came Up With?

    Well it really doesn't have to be one but here is my short list: -The Internet -Those plastic things that go around shoelaces -Peel and eat shrimp -Astronaut bread -Mr. Pibb -Those Dyson Vaccums because they look cool
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    What Do You All Think Of Podcasts?

    At times my work at work can be quite repetitive, however I just slip on my headphones and listen to a variety of internet and radio shows that I usually don't have time at home to listen to. Plus it is a good way of breaking the boredom of sitting in bumper to bumper traffic. So could anyone...
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    SimStrip Club

    Or Sim Porn Studio, any thoughts or ideas discuss amongst yourselves.
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    Bands I Would Love To See Reunited..But Will Obviously Never Happen

    Here are just a few bands- -The Clash: No Joe Strummer RIP -The Ramones: Joey, Johnny, and DeeDee all are gone -Pantera: No Dimebag Darrell -The Smiths: Morrissey and Marr still want to **** each other
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    Anyone Date Someone That Just Wasn't Right...In The Head!

    So folks care to share some stories....I dated this one girl who was very much into the occult and paranormal. Almost to the point were she was claiming possesion and clairvoyancy....Things got out of hand when she said she could talk to the dead. Needless to say I veer very much away from women...
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    Trends That You Hope Never Come Back!

    Whether it is a musical genere, movie type, or any kind of pop culture reference, which trends do you hope and pray stay buried and never come back into existance: For example, the whole Swing Dance craze back in the late 90's early 2000's, fine as a subculture trend but I remember at bars and...
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    69'ing Dilema

    This has happen to me on numerous occassions. I have been known to partake in a sexual activity called 69'ing, or as I like to call it the Mutually Not So Satisfying Dual Oral Disappointment For Me. Anyway the point I am trying to make is I'll be eating a girl out she'll be blowing me. It's...
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