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  1. Icewater Jones

    Dors Feline hates her breasts???

    I really don't know exactly what to make of this video and recent twitter feeds. Dors Feline announces her retirement, says that she's getting a breast reduction, and is now on Discovery Channels 'My Naked Secret' sounding completely depressed about things...
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    An officer's last act...

    Jeremy Henwood, a San Diego police officer and US Marine, buys cookies for a random ***** at McDonalds only minutes before being gunned down in his patrol car. In a day and age where cameras catch the worst in people, it is refreshing to see the opposite... ...even though the worst presents...
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    Lesbian Sports Star Sheryl Swoopes Engaged... To A MAN?!?!

    One of the most well known female basketballers, Sheryl Swoopes, made bigger waves off the court when she came out an announced her lesbian relationship in 2005. Since then, she has spoken for lesbianism, and even became the face of an all lesbian cruise line (sounds like an action packed boat...
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    Crystal Harris calls off wedding to Hugh Hefner.

    Anyone suprised at this??? Sorry Hef, your name has about as much cache as your sexual potency. Greatly diminished at best. Nobody has tried to buy love as unsuccessfully as Hugh Hefner. Sad really. More...
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    Who is 'Misty' from Dixie's Trailer Park and Rachel Steele???

    ...and where can I find more of her???
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    Best NBA team to have NOT won the championship.

    Which team in NBA history do you feel was the best to have not won it all? For me, it'd have to be the 1992-1993 Phoenix Suns. That team was good enough to beat just about any team in a 7 game series, except the Bulls. Their starting 5: Kevin Johnson Dan Majerle Tom Chambers Charles Barkley...
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    Foot fetish video ID... rep to anyone that can help!

    Can anyone tell me where this vid is from??? http://x h a m s t e r/movies/626763/footfetish_threesome.html (close the spaces) rep to anyone that can help!
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    Happy Birthday, Steveland Hardaway Morris!!!

    Today is the 61st birthday of the man more commonly known as Stevie Wonder. Very few music artists in the history of this planet are more talented or accomplished. His mastery of modern music is unrivaled. He is a national treasure, and this thread was created to pay homage. N5wRjFGCO6o...
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    Showtimes reality series 'Gigolos'...

    I mean, does anyone watch this bullshit? It is supposed to be a reality series featuring male escorts, but this show is sooooooo fuckin' phoney. It's chock full of pornstars in staged, Cinemax-like sex scenes. I've watched two episodes and have seen four pornstars. Showtime oughta be ashamed to...
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    Question to pre wrestling fans: If you were a pro wrestler...

    What would your name be? What would your character personality be? Entrance music? Ring valet or manager? Face or Heel? Finishing move #1 Finishing move #2 ********** move #1 ********** move #2 Top rope move
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    NO-GO!!! Which popular pornstar would you NOT bang if given the chance?

    So often we always talk about chicks here at FO that we love and wish to have a sexual romp with, but who are some stars that you, for your own personal reasons, just would not give a go?
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    Felonious Munk: Social Commentary From An Angry Black Man.

    An angry self-repecting black man's intellegent views on: Bathroom Models: QLKY1a2QS44 'No Homo': ZHOLNPUG3mg The Pretty Boy Movement: j4Yna4cN5Jg Thirstyness: l_weU5VxEIc 'Bad Bitches' qiODdgwHbl8
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    Spinoff: Images That Drive Your Sexual Hunger.

    Yes, this is a spinoff thread to the one started by The Orange Cat. The previous thread was closed in the middle of it's awesomeness, so before we proceed, let me begin by saying: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND COUNTRY, PLEASE DO NOT POST FULL IMAGES OR HOTLINKS IN THIS THREAD. FOLLOW THE RULES, AND...
  14. Icewater Jones

    My cock is hard... what should I do?

    Let me know what's best to take care of this issue...
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    College Hoops Hero... 2011 Athlete Douchebag Asshole Lifetime Achievement Award

    Former Michigan basketball star and 10th overall draft pick Rumeal Robinson rips his ****** ****** off and leaves her virtually homeless and depressed. Robinson, recently convicted and sentenced for fraud, feels absolutely zero remorse for dragging the woman, who took him off the street into her...
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    'The Greatest Rapper Of All Time Died On March 9th'

    Rest in peace to the best that ever did it. The Notorious B.I.G. Christopher George Latore Wallace (May 21, 1972 – March 9, 1997) What's your favorite B.I.G. song???
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    My lesbian friend told me she'd totally bang me... IF I WAS GAY?!?!?!

    ...And I've never been more confused. She says the reason is that she loves women, but could have a relationship with a man who embodied all the attributes of a woman emotionally. She feels gay men provide this even more than most women she has dated. I'm being told that the reason we could...
  18. Icewater Jones

    Alright everyone... Tila ******* Sextape. Anyone interested??? *link inside*

    Okay, I know... Tila *******. Soooooo 2006. And who the hell is still on MySpace anyway??? But, wait. Stay with me here. This one is: LESBIAN!!!!! And lez just works, right??? What'dya think...
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    What made you LAUGH today???

    Everyone should laugh at once everyday. If you've done so, what did it for you??? One thing that made me laugh today was this gif:
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    Your favorite little or lesser known pornstars.

    Not everyone makes it big in the porn world, and sometimes there are some jewels amongst those that don't go far. Shout out your favorite one hit wonders in the porn game, and let us know which scene of theirs you dig the most. Here are a couple of my favs: Stacy Carpenter: I believe she was...
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    Television programming made for teens is bullshit!!!

    Given the recent heat toward MTV's Skins, I have to say that primarily ALL teen drama shows are complete BULLSHIT!!! It sucks that shows like Degrassi, Skins, Teen ***, etc... glorify the justification of the bad decisions and very adult situations that teens get into as much as they feel they...
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    Westboro Baptist Church set to picket 9 yr. old girls... wait a minute...

    PHOENIX — Arizona legislators quickly approved emergency legislation Tuesday to head off picketing by a Topeka, Kan., church near the funeral service for a 9-year-old girl who was ****** in the Tucson shootings. Unanimous votes by the House and Senate sent the bill to Gov. Jan Brewer, who...
  23. Icewater Jones

    Do you think that Dobermans who bite peoples crotches is an inside job?

    Well I have proof that it is!!! If you look at the video evidence, you'll clearly see that there is a clear setup going on before the actual event occurs. Your thoughts???
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    Video Tutorial: How to handle teenage facebook thugs/gangstas.

    This video is for parents whose teens hit up facebook acting like the live a thug life. For those who beleive in legitimacy of their favorite gangsta rapper, and wanna try to act out those made-up exploits on the internet... Pay attention. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwwfchz_Lmk...
  25. Icewater Jones

    What do you plan on having for Christmas dinner???

    As we all know, Christmas dinner is right under gifts on the traditions totem pole. What are you gonna be having on this glorious Christmas??? I'll be having: Turkey Mashed Potatos + Gravy Ham Macaroni and Cheese Cornbread Muffins Greens (Collard + Turnip) Sweet Potato Pie Apple Pie
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    Spinoff: Which set of pornstar sisters would you fuck?

    Now that the Diamond Kitty/Shy Love cat is out of the bag... http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=470561 Which set of pornstar sisters would you take for a threesome???
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    Happy Ending: Dying teens marriage wish fulfilled.

    Hands down, one of the more heart-warming stories of the year. Much respect to Matt Scozzari and rest in peace to Sabrina Parker. http://www.aolnews.com/2010/12/18/with-love-sabrina-parker-and-matt-scozzari-face-a-deadly-diagno/
  28. Icewater Jones

    Who ya' got?????

    Pick one... Your choice... Who ya' got?????
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    Nutcracker ballerina is written to be FAT by dance critic.

    Dance critic hints that New York City Ballet dancer Jenifer Ringer may be a bit overweight. New York Times critic Alastair Macauley wrote in a Nov. 29 review that Ringer, as the Sugar Plum Fairy, "looked as if she'd eaten one sugar plum too many."...
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    Introducing the 2010 scumbag of the year...

    Mr. Mark Perko! Yes ladies and gentlemen... Mr. Perko refused to return a fallen female marines personal effects to her ******. The belongings included: A funeral flag, her birth certificate and a report about the crash that took her life. Perko also has letters from President Bush, Chicago...
  31. Icewater Jones

    Wanda Sykes needs to just f*%king go away.

    http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/wanda-sykes-speaks-on-being-a The whole Wanda Sykes 'no... I really am a dyke, so love me' tour just will not end. First off, we get it... you're gay. I will even forget all the I need a man to fuck me good jokes you used to tell. Real talk, Wanda Sykes...
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    Think about getting an adult ppv subscription, but...

    I don't what the best choice is! There are channels such as Ten, Spice Xcess, and Juicy amongst others, but which are the better ones??? Does anyone have a subscription they can recommend, and what is the depth of their content? (anal, fetish, etc...???)
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    Pornstars from your home city/state...

    If you could fuck up to any five pornstars from your home city or state, which would you choose??? As for me: Chicago or Illinois Audrey Bitoni Ginger Lynn Calli Cox Hillary Scott Roxy DeVille Notables: Nyomi Banxxx, Sharon Mitchell, Kelly Wells, Devon Michaels, Candy Manson, Jeannie Pepper...
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    What the hell ever happen to...

    Seymore Butts???????? Adam Glasser had a huge impact on the biz. He had some pretty epic flicks and should've been recognized as the innovator of reality porn. Not only did he revolutionize gonzo/reality porn, he parlayed that into a reality show on cable television. He brought us Alisha...
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    Diddy's parental skills questioned after $400,000 gift to ***.

    Diddy buys a Maybach for his 16 yr. old ***, which causes a bit of a stir. During an interview, his actions as a ****** are put on front. The fact that he doesn't live with his ****, but makes his presence felt financially is also presented in the interview. So what are thoughts on this one...
  36. Icewater Jones

    Freeones Television...

    If FreeOnes was a television network, what shows would they air??? I have a few ideas for some titles. FreeCenter: A daily update of all the happenings on FreeOnes Everyone Loves SpexyAshleigh Everyone Hates Ry Late Night w/ PirateKing The Real World: FreeOnes Politically Incorrect w/ Greg...
  37. Icewater Jones

    Abby Sunderland Feared Lost at Sea

    I surely hope that she turns up okay. **** to see something like this, especially when it comes to such an adventerous, driven teen like Abby. http://abcnews.go.com/2020/abby-sunderland-possibly-lost-sea/story?id=10877108
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    The scenes that cemented your porn niche love...

    I was going through a box of old VHS porn tapes, and they had me reminiscing on scenes that shaped my love for certain types of porn. I looked over one of those cheesy Vivid 4-hour joints which contained a Syndee Steele/Jill Kelly lez scene that jump-started my foot fetish. There were a couple...
  39. Icewater Jones

    HOF Coach John Wooden dies at 99

    Not only a legendary coach, but an absolutley wonderful man. He indeed will be missed. http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/news/story?id=5253601
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    Parental regret for formerly pregnant 11 yr. old

    An update on one of Britains most shocking news stories in recent years. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1282994/Britains-youngest-mum-Tressa-Middleton-pregnant-11-says-fight-********.html Sad in every way possible.
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    Anyone here ever been a guest on a talk show???

    I got a call from my ****** yesterday, and he tells me that his baby's **** is taking him to the Maury show for a lie-detector and a paternity test. Anyone here ever been on a talk show or personally know someone that has???
  42. Icewater Jones

    Who tits are in my sig???

    Rep to anybody that can tell me who's in my sig...
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    Outdated fashion trends that you miss the most???

    I ran into a box full of old yearbooks that I had saved over the years just recently. Needless to say, I not only reminisced on the people I hadn't seen for years, but also the fashion trends on display back then. Looking back, which fashion trends do you miss most??? I'll give you my top 3...
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    Okay... Why is Elizabeth Hasslebeck still on TV???

    She obviously doesn't think... At all. Then always either cries or apologizes for it at a later date. http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/tearful-elisabeth-hasselbeck-apologizes-to-erin-andrews--1209
  45. Icewater Jones

    The hills are ALIVE!!!

    ...With the sound of big natural tits! Enjoy. http://www.juggsjoy.com/anjelica-joshgirls.php
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    There just ain't enough _________ in porn!

    So, what is it in porn that you just need to see more of???
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    What gets you hot most in porn???

    With so much talk about what it is that people don't want to see in porn, let's instead talk about your porn ideals. What is it that you can't get enough of in porn???
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    Pornstar Super Heroes???

    Alright, so I was watching the trailer for 'Pornstar Heroes' at the Elegant Angel and it got me to thinking... which pornstars could play your favorite female comic book heroes??? DC, Marvel, whatever...
  49. Icewater Jones

    10 Coolest Fictional Guns To Fire

    Although this is a cool list, I feel it is missing a nod to video game weaponry. The gravity *** from Half Life 2 and the 'Spread' *** from Contra should've been considered IMO. http://egotvonline.com/2010/03/19/10-fictional-guns-i-wish-i-could-fire-in-real-life/
  50. Icewater Jones

    Teacher writes 'loser' comments on assignments.

    http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/teacher-writes-loser-on-*****-s-assignments-18593231#video=18599795 Why waste time with em'??? Let em' know that they're on their way to a life chock-full of losing if they don't try harder now!
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