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    Is it impossible to prove one **** ever happened in human history?

    I think it is impossible. What say you?
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    My thoughts on God

    Let's suppose there is a God. The point is, with the enormous amount of horrible things that happen in the world, why would anyone care whether there is a God? I mean, is God powerful enough to create a universe but not powerful or smart enough to make it so there are not a huge number of...
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    This will make you scratch your head...

    Imagine a workfare ****** taking on a job as a nanny, not for a rich person, but for another workfare ******, and at the same time hiring her employer as a nanny for her own ******** at exactly the same rate she is getting paid, so that they both have ***** care except during their mutual...
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    Reasons the U.S. political system is ridiculous

    I came up with five. There are others. What else can the rest of you come up with? 1. Supreme Court is given lifetime appointments but no other branch of government is. 2. Supreme Court is not directly elected by the people, but the President and Congress are. 3. Congress has no term limits but...
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    I am running for president in 2012

    I would like to announce my decision to run for president of the U.S. in the 2012 election. I will be running as an independent candidate and am currently searching for a running mate. Here is my initial 10 Point Program for Change. It's change you can believe in! Yes we can! Waddams in 2012...
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    I just wrote the greatest song in the history of the multiverse

    No audio clip yet, but it's got gangsta rap vocals and progressive metal music. Here are the lyrics. Just imagine how the vocals and riffs would sound. The song is called Sponge Bob Squarepants. Atoms nothing, brain cells nothing, the big bang and big crunch nothing, black holes for a change a...
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    I was ****** by the cops an hour ago!

    So here's my story for your viewing pleasure. A few hours ago I decided to make a complaint to the police about something that happened to me. The complaint is irrelevant to this story though. So i'm standing in line at the police station as there is one other person in front of me when i walk...
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    To be or not to be a dog?

    That is the question. On the positive side, you never have to work. You get everything for free. Everybody loves you no matter what you do and no one will ever call you a lazy bum. On the negative side, you are essentially a well treated slave, assuming you are not ****** in various ways as...
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    ya know what's funny about elections?

    hypothetically, if one person voted, you could say there was an election and there would be no automatic or obvious reason why everything else in the country would not continue on as normal. so we essentially have a system that is not dependent in any meaningful sense on voter participation...
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    don't ya just feel like burning something down?

    office space, :1orglaugh what a great movie. there are so many great lines and memorable scenes. and who doesn't love milton waddams? the man with the courage to do what all of us should be doing. but like samir and michael bolton, we are just a bunch of pussies.
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