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  1. sporty_carr

    Sting's Hair Vs Phil Collins' Hair

    VS YOU CAN DO IT BUDDY!!!
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    Man Shoots TV

    :1orglaugh http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/17/bristol-palin-dancing-with-the-stars-man-shotgun-television-tv-wisconsin-steven-cowen/
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    Worst M Night Shyamalan Flick

    It seems a lot of people have been disappointed by Devil. With that being said, which of his movies do you think was his worst? My pick is Unbreakable..........*shudder*. I remember seeing it in the theatre but can't remember why. One of my friends must have wanted to see it because I can't...
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    Mummified fetuses found in trunk

    Weird. Just thought I'd stop by and share this with you guys. http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/vp/38797156#38797156
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    Worst Music Videos

    There doesn't appear to be a thread for this in the talk section. This should be fun. :elaugh: vs1CA5hFdd4 I have never done acid, but if I ever did, this is how I would imagine it. A guy dressed as a clown, Asian girls, dancing bunnies, bright colors, and most of all...bad choreography...
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    Hot college girl type from Massage Creep video...

    Can anyone tell me who she is? http://hotsexmovs.com/tgp2/massagecreep/vid/msc0058_aytr/panda.html
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    If you could turn one person into your sex slave?

    Who would it be? Mine would be Jaleel White: http://reluctantoptimist.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/4-steve-urkel.jpg Of course I would keep him in full Urkel gear. I have a fantasy of dressing myself up as Princess Di and tying Jaleel up in his own suspenders and having my way with him...
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    Worst Band Names

    A new music snobbery thread for you guys. Are there any band names that you hear and think that they just suck? I mean, these guys are trying (and sometimes successful) at becoming rich and famous and these are the best names they can come up with? Here's some off the top of my head: Godsmack...
  9. sporty_carr

    So I hear Korn is releasing a new album...

    I personally prefer my corn with black eyed peas. :yummie:
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    Virginia Lacrosse Player Charged with ********* Female Player He Once Dated

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/05/03/uva-mens-lacrosse-player-accused-*******-female-lacrosse-player/
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    Nightmare On Elm Street Remake

    No....much to the shagrin of most of the members on here, I'm not dead. I haven't been able to come here and post my usual wisecracks for the past few weeks because I recently got a new job. With the combination of already going to school I haven't had much free time as of late. Freeones just...
  12. sporty_carr

    Lightning in Volcano

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36645958?GT1=43001 Pretty cool.
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    3-D vs 2-D Movies

    Do you guys like the recent trend of Avatar, Alice in Wonderland, and Clash of The Titans all being shown in 3-D? I'm sure Hollywood has tons more in the works. I went and saw Clash of The Titans last night, but chose to watch it in 2-D. I think a movie should be judged on whether or not it's...
  14. sporty_carr

    Grover vs Elmo

    Does anybody remember the days of Sesame Street when Grover was a main character and not that Elmo bitch? I do....and I for one think Grover is a pimp. He would own that little Elmo bitch in a street fight. Fuck you Elmo.
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    25 ****** in Mine Blast - 4 Still Missing

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36183425/ns/us_news-life/?GT1=43001 MONTCOAL, W.Va. - Rescue teams planned to search again for four workers missing in a coal mine where a massive explosion ****** 25 in the worst U.S. mining disaster in more than two decades, though officials said Tuesday that the...
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    Florida Doc's sign warns off Obama voters

    MOUNT DORA, Fla. - A central Florida urologist has posted a sign on his office door warning supporters of President Barack Obama to find a different doctor. The notice on Dr. Jack Cassell's Mount Dora practice says, "If you voted for Obama, seek urologic care elsewhere. Changes to your...
  17. sporty_carr

    Miss Blue Countach contest.......anyone else bored?

    i though this would be a quick thing, maybe a weekend of voting... but it has been weeks now, if not months. does anyone still care about this?
  18. sporty_carr

    How much is STDiva's monthly hennessy bill?

    Please keep the answer to yourself Diva, until the poll is over. I'm willing to bet it's more than your electric bill, though.
  19. sporty_carr

    Should Freeones start running their site like the American Government?

    I had an epiphany today. I think that the mods and team members work extra hard around here for us. So hard, in fact, that they should be making some extra money. I propose that Freeones start mandating a $1 monthly bill for all current members and future members of the forum. That way, the less...
  20. sporty_carr

    The Official Obamacare Poll

    What would Obamacare week be without a poll? So...........are you for it?
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    Looks like Obama's health care is going to pass.

    http://whitehouse.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/03/21/obama-to-deliver-statement-on-health-care-reform-tonight-after-house-vote-promise-of-an-executive-order-on-abortion-funding-helps-administrations-efforts/ It looks like I'm the first to post about this breaking news story. :confused: What gives...
  22. sporty_carr

    If I sodomize a snowman with his own carrot nose..............

    while only wearing a snorkel and flippers in the middle of a public park, am I gay? :dunno:
  23. sporty_carr

    Women vs Your Hand

    Which one is the best to have a relationship with? I chose "your hand" for many reasons. 1. Your hand knows exactly what feels the best, and how to get you off quickest. 2. You don't have to worry about getting your hand pregnant or catching warts from it. 3. Your hand won't drag you to...
  24. sporty_carr

    Favorite Dictator

    So who is the dictatorest?
  25. sporty_carr

    Am I the only member that exists?

    I have come to the conclusion that I may truly be the only freeones member that exists. Actually, I may BE freeones. I now believe that the OCSMs and all other members are just figments of my imagination. You all exist because I allow you to! This could have something to do with me not taking my...
  26. sporty_carr

    Vegans or Vegetarians

    Which tastes better? I prefer vegetarians. Vegans are too salty for my taste.
  27. sporty_carr

    Who is/was your favorite member of Metallica

    There seem to be some Metallica fans on here.....and since I'm bored it seems like a nice, pointless question to ask.
  28. sporty_carr

    Love Gisele: Hot or Not

    Go ahead Andronicus, stab me in the throat. I dare you. :wave2:
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    Which one of these 10 beautiful girls....

    would you most want to play a game of laser tag with? I would of course pick Eve Laurence. And if Eve reads this, don't think that I'm one of those guys that would let you win just because you're a girl and have big boobs. I'd light you up like a Christmas tree and then point and laugh in your...
  30. sporty_carr

    Is Pantera The Best Metal Band Ever?

    I just finished listening to The Great Southern Trendkill for the first time in years. I forgot how much that album rocked. Wish I could have seen them live....they were a machine.
  31. sporty_carr

    How Did American Members Vote The Last Presidential Election?

    I kept this poll private unless you want to discuss.
  32. sporty_carr

    **** cartel stitches victim’s face on soccer ball

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34774234/ns/world_news-americas/ I don't think this story has been posted on here yet. For the record, I won't be vacationing in Mexico anytime soon.
  33. sporty_carr

    So I saw the Michael Jackson Thriller video recently......

    and for the first time ever I wondered, what would you do? What would you do if you came across a large group of musically gifted dancing zombies? 1. Run and hide. 2. Get to work hacking them to bits with chainsaws, shovels, and axes. 3. Start dancing with them. 4. Cry because you realize...
  34. sporty_carr

    Greatest Rock Album - New and Improved with Poll!

    I decided to take the most popular albums from the greatest rock album thread and put them in a poll for two reasons. 1. It's important 2. I have no life So you're stuck on an island with only one album. Which do you choose?
  35. sporty_carr

    Will an OCSMs Board Participation/Post Count.....

    affect your voting decisions for Miss Freeones 2010?
  36. sporty_carr

    The Problem With Burger King Is...

    First off, their french fries usually don't have anywhere near enough salt on them. Their burgers are usually cold and half the time the drinks are flat. I complain about this to the employees but they just smirk and remind me they're only getting paid minimum wage, and what do they care. This...
  37. sporty_carr

    Favorite Pearl Jam Albums

    I made this multiple option because I know almost everybody is going to pick Ten.......so, yeah. My favorite four: 1. Ten 2. Lost Dogs 3. Yield 4. Riot Act
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    Myspace and Facebook - Yay or Nay

    How many of you like myspace and facebook? Maybe I'm just getting old, but I really just don't see the point. I have a myspace page which I'm probably going to delete soon because I never use it, and I've never even gotten on facebook. If I want to talk to somebody I'll just e-mail them or call...
  39. sporty_carr

    Blonde from Bang Bros.

    Anyone know her?
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    Best Horror Sequel

    So I was trying to think of a poll for Halloween, and since best franchises and monsters have been done already I decided on this. I'm not talking about which sequel is better than the original, just which one you liked most.
  41. sporty_carr

    Worst Hollywood Remake

    So I was reading what movies are planned for the next few years and can't help but notice that Hollywood seems to have decided to remake pretty much every popular movie ever made. Here's some remakes they're working on: The Thing, Nightmare On Elm Street, *****'s Play, Evil Dead, The Warriors...
  42. sporty_carr

    "Missing link" primate Ida isn't link after all

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33416595/ns/technology_and_science-science/?gt1=43001
  43. sporty_carr

    We need more threads like.....

    So what subjects should we have more threads about? I put together this poll based on what seems to have been the most popular the last few weeks.
  44. sporty_carr

    I think I'm running out of horror movies to watch....

    Are there many horror fans on here? I've been trying to find some movies lately, but I think I'm starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel. I'm really in the mood to see some stuff from the 80s/90s. Here's what I've seen/mostly got from that era: Nightmare On Elm series, Friday the 13th...
  45. sporty_carr

    Or this teen?

    I found these samples at myteenvideo. Any clues?
  46. sporty_carr

    This teen....

    I found these samples at myteenvideo. Any clues?
  47. sporty_carr

    Anyone know the name of this teen?

    I found these samples at myteenvideo. Any clues?
  48. sporty_carr

    Who's this milf?

    I know I've seen her before.
  49. sporty_carr

    Which ********* would make the best president?

    I thought this would be a fun poll question to ask. I know a some of these choices weren't born in the U.S., but I still thought they would be interesting selections. I'm still deciding myself, but I've got it narrowed down to a couple....I'll post once I've decided.
  50. sporty_carr

    Michael Myers vs Jason Voorhees

    Who's your favorite slasher? I like both franchises, but I'm going to have to go with Jason. I've always thought he was scarier. I guess because I first saw the Friday the 13th movies when I was about 4 or 5, so it must have had a bigger impact on me. I don't remember seeing Halloween until...
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