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has anybody seen these videos where guys put spycams in their sisters and ***'s bedrooms and film them masturbating and then put it on the net? it's pretty fucked up but def interesting. when real women masturbate it looks totally different than when pornstars do it on webcam. real women often...

no one except that Will E Worm dude

of 2nd degree ******. obviously he's guilty and will probably spend the rest of his life in jail but boy i have mixed feelings since i really love his music. he wasn't just a producer, he also co-wrote many of the songs he produced. back to mono is the only box-set i ever bought

here's my bottom 5: dane cook (although his first HBO special was funny) jimmy fallon bill engvall bob saget sarah silverman

for me it was arizona, new england, chicago, seattle, new england, carolina, oakland, st. louis, baltimore and st. louis

one time my *** hired a repair man to fix something and, just for evil sake, i played uriah heap's first album really loud and he had to listen to it while he worked

wow that's a mean trick. both stalin and hitler (watching from hell) sorta **** obama a little bit maybe

i would fuck the **** out of all the manson chicks except patricia krenwinkle. she looked like a man. evil, crazy chicks are sexy

i fucked a nurse and a catholic schoolgirl but neither would fuck me with their uniform's on. too bad. those are hot uniforms. also maid's sometimes look hot (at least in france)

i'm 38 years old. i remember the 70s (barely). anyway people were way more fun in the past

forgive my ignorance

for me it's helicopters. i won't get near one of those things while the blades are moving. i've seen in person what they can do. no horror movie can come close

now that i've got your attention vote for bart

i look like that mr. roper guy from three's company

i'm a big buddy holly fan but he had already left the crickets and turned into a lounge act (raining in my heart) and the big bopper was just a one hit wonder. richie valens had potential but who knows? how can anybody say this was the day music died?

the worst james bond movie is die another day the worst star wars movie is ****** of the clones the worst halloween movie is halloween 3 the worst nightmare on elm street movie is 5 the worst jaws movie is jaws 3 the worst indiana jones movie is temple of doom

i kinda like huey lewis and the news "heart and soul"

i always thought 1966 was a great year for pop music but i also thought that music was just pop until 1967. i thought that 1967 was the year music became serious. but thanks to wikipedia i now realize that most of the great albums of 1967 were actually recorded in 1966. the doors 1st album...

anybody know one?

i'm guessing arab porn is when a woman takes off her headscarf. i bet they cut your dick off if you make a porno in saudi arabia

i think its still OK. it hasn't gotten as stupid as the simpsons or ****** guy or as lame as king of the hill. but i prefer the lighthearted tone of the early episodes to the heavy handed tone of the newer ones

tight end backfield in motion tailgaiting roughing the passer long shot ******* use of the hands

i'm off to join the circus. i'm gonna be a broken-hearted clown. shoot me out of a cannon i don't care. let the people point at me and stare

anyone seen the jimi hendrix tape? if i was gonna buy one i'd get the amy fisher tape

uranus venus (rhymes with penis) black holes brown dwarfs assteroids meteors (sounds like meaty whores) pulsars

what a great way to fight terrorism. but with today's technology bombs are only dropped on bad people. occasionally an entire ****** is wiped out except for one person (usually a ***** doing an errand). this lone survivor is a potential terrorist with an irrational hatred of America. therefore...

no one. that's who

does anybody got any?

and did you like them? BOMB meaning a movie that did far below expectations. i've seen ed wood, big-top peewee and fear and loathing in las vegas in the theater. some recent BOMBS include the rocker, meet dave, X-files, speed racer, space chimps, swing vote, walk hard, the happening and the love...

some of my favorite jokes: drew carey is to comedy what mariah carey is to comedy you don't look a day over dead john lovitz went on match.com and they paired him up with a couch and a bottle of lotion william shatner is so old, when he went on star search the grand prize was fire cloris...

any chicks on here? are multiple orgasms really that good? i imagine it must be nice

here's a few: van morrison: veedon fleece mott the hoople: brain capers procol harum: debut album the clash: sandinista (my favorite album by them) the byrds: dr. byrds and mr. hyde

these are the only 2 movies i've seen in the theater in 2008. Indy 4 was a huge CGI-filled disappointment but rambo was better than i expected and had great, realistic action scenes and a good, believable story

any fans? anybody ever see a girl they know in there? i saw a friend named sarah hall in beaver hunt in 2000, wearing a wig and calling herself nikita. i know it was her cause i suggested she do it to make some easy money

i was surprised to cindy margolis in playboy cause she said she would never do nudity

since my Wizards are eliminated i want New Orleans but i wouldn't mind seeing Utah

cumquats

if i hear beautiful by christina aguilar one more time i'm gonna lose it:mad:

i've had 29

i've never seen one since my local porno store only sells them and won't rent them. and i'm not paying 20 bucks to see ***** girls flashing their tits. how is it legal anyway since the girls are *****?

if i spent my working hours with old, sick people and poking around people's insides, doing prostate exams, drawing *****, doing surgery etc. i could never get turned on by the sight of a naked female, no matter how hot she was

mine was when they made fun of the golden girls. they were in a restaurant and one of them goes "let's talk about our sex lives" and a guy at the next table goes "check please" :nanner:

for me its that girls head in a fish tank in "he knows your alone"

who has the best facial features in your opinion? for me it's bridget fonda 15 years ago, especially in point of no return where she had brown hair.

splendor in the ass for your thighs only edward penis-hands

big league chew

i've been to iceland, morroco, france, england, spain, ecuador, norway, sweden, luxemburg and germany

wiping the viper shaking the snake slapping the slug grabbing the slab pulling the python grasping the asp caressing the cobra squeezing the squid buffing the bishop yanking the plank playing tug-of-war with cyclops :nanner:

a girl with a pretty face, good body and a big pink mohawk, man that's hot. the mohawk makes chicks look tough and angry