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What are your favorite songs to sing at a karaoke place? My favorites are Radiohead's Creep and the Georgia Satellites's Keep Your Hands to Yourself. Depending on how ***** I am, I can also do a kick ass version of The Beatles's Yellow Submarine. :sing:

Ok, people, I need your help. As you know, our not soon enough to be departed HBIC (that's Head Bitch In Charge, for those who don't already know), Ronald, is having a fire sale for all the random ****, unused manpons, and empty candy bar wrappers that he's collected in his desk over the years...

of course relationships depend a lot on personality but assuming a poster was your type (personality wise) and you found him physically attractive, how far would you take your personal relationship with him. keep in mind, he will still be spewing the same bullshit and doing his normal volume of...

Does Motorhead play rock 'n roll or heavy metal? In reference to this post.

Geek meets metal. How cool is that? Check out the random mosh pit generator at the end. :cool: Story

Now, this I would like to see! :eek: Article

I really have no words to express the disgust that I'm feeling right now. How can they say they didn't have sufficient evidence?!? There were fucking pictures, for Christ's teeth! And now they're looking into whether they fucked something up. What a fucking joke. If I were this girl's ****** I...

Hello, and welcome to Tales from the Cute Side. This is a place where you can read and share those news articles that may not be of crucial national importance, but will leave a smile on your face and, dare I say it, feeling warm and fuzzy. You know which ones I'm talking about: new polar bear...

Allahu akbar! Jihad! Yalalalalala!!! :ak47: :chickendance: Article

Since she doesn't have one of these threads, I thought I'd just give her a little nudge with it. :D I have a question: has Lola's snoring ever woken you up?

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This is your chance, ladies and perverts, to get a candid look at everyone's (least) favorite Freeones team member. Originally hailing from some shithole in Holland, Ronald is currently Freeones' (insert job title here). He likes traveling to third world shitholes for vacation, and has delusions...

As a **** snob, I've had this discussion with people several times. I'm of the notion that **** should be drank straight from the bottle. ******** from a glass changes the oxygenation of the **** when it enters the mouth, thereby changing the flavor. Plus, depending on how reputable the...

Given the recent trend on the board, I find that it is imperative to answer this question before any more Ethiopian ******** starve. Clearly, adult performers being mentioned in the same sentence as ******** is the biggest problem with our society, and in order for us to progress as a group we...

Ok, so, anyone who knows me knows my extreme anti-Chinese sentiments due to their blatant disregard for human rights. I would rather pay twice as much for something, or go without it altogether, than buy something stamped "Made in China". This is proof that my sentiments are not unfounded. Here...

I mean, the poor guy's probably gonna be hungry after traveling many light-years to get to our planet. The least you could do would be to offer him some chow. I would probably take him to Tommy's Joynt. Hopefully he gets here on Sunday or Thursday, and he can try the lamb shanks. :) What would...

I really have no words to express the disgust I feel. Up to a point I would understand why someone would shoot somebody he had an altercation with, but ****? Really? Why? Story

Regardless of whether or not you understand or appreciate his music, he deserves recognition for the influence he had over music in general, and for exposing the world to his country's music. R.I.P. Ravi :hatsoff: Article

Jacques - "Eh, Patrice, eez zat zee building we were supposed to tear down?" Patrice - "Uh, Aye zinc so. Eet says here remove big building, raze small building." Jacques - "Putaine de mèrde, how do wee raze ze building, eef eet will not start running?" :brick: Story

Not sure what I'm less surprised by: the fact that some scumbag is trying to parlay his way out of getting executed by feeding his face, or the fact that it happened in Ohio. :facepalm: Story

...what did you wanna be when you grew up? Was it a fireman? An astronaut? President? What? I wanted to be a paleontologist. I was always fascinated by dinosaurs. :)

He was an innovator, and a great pianist. Jazz, and music in general, lost a bright star today. Swing in peace, Dave. :hatsoff: Article

...would you know it? And, if so, would you do something to correct it, or would you carry on? Just wondering. :)

:clap: Good for them. Hopefully they'll get some good out of this. I worked at Sam's Club almost a decade ago. The employees were treated like they were some disposable piece of hardware. They pay ****, demand a lot, and expect you to be ready to bend over backwards for them at a moment's...

This is about the most fucked up thing I've read about all year. And then, to top it off, the court gives custody of the **** to the grandmother, who helped create their psycho of a ******. Way to go, judge. :facepalm: Story

Stan, weren't you looking to get a new pet? Article

It's called wool. :sheep:

Really?!? You're seriously gonna claim that you don't know who Hitler was. Then why would you dot the I with a swastika, you fucking lying sack of ****??? I hope this ****** fucker's business goes bankrupt. Story

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Once again, I need people's input on a dilemma that I'm having. I'll try to keep this brief. For the past 5 years or so, my *** has been going to Mexico for 2 months over the summer to visit and tend to my grandmother. Every year, my grandmother gets weaker, her health deteriorates, and she...

Some researchers in spain studied some music. Who knows the exact list of music or "algorithm," but their findings are basically pop music since 1950s is becoming more and more simple, a chap at work said "kind of like basic rap music": same notes/chords played at same volume. Also, it is...

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This weekend I'm going to Vancouver to take a certification class for work. I've never been there. Do you guys have any advise/recommendations/etc. as to what to do and see there? What are some good eateries? Any good breweries that I should check out? Any cool hangouts or hot spots that I...

I was having a conversation with Nikki a few minutes ago about how it's not fair that porn stars can beg for money for their cell phone bills and other ****, and she mentioned how, if they can beg for that, she should be able to beg for vacation money (this awesome Groupon deal where $799 gets...

I really don't know who she is, but I'm sure some of you perverts do, so I thought I'd pass this on. More to this Story Edit by Roald, Home Video here: http://flv.freeones.com/b_babes/Bibi_Jones/7710/

I found a burger for you! :yummie: :drool2: Article

So, how was it? Did you dress up like Rainbow Sparkle? :1orglaugh Story

Kudos to him. :clap: :hatsoff: Story

Yes or no?

"Hallellujah, praise Jesus, for this here fork-tongued devil shall not prevail over the power of the Holy Ghost that protects me! My faith in the Lord is stro- Ow! ****! I done got bit by the snake! Mary Josephine, call the doctor!" :rolleyes: Yee-haw!!! Story

First Earl Scruggs, now Doc Watson. It's a sad year, indeed. R.I.P. Doc! :hatsoff: Story

Yup, I'm *****. How is everyone doing tonight? :****:

How bad is the Buc's defensive line if they're signing cripples now? :1orglaugh Seriously, though, that's a great gesture on the part of Schiano. Story

Sad news indeed. R.I.P. Junior. :hatsoff: Story

Penis :facepalm:

It's 11 pm, and it's 82 degrees in my room right now, even with the windows open. I get cranky when it's hot. :mad: That is all.

....and I'm skurred....hold me :(

:******: So passes one of the greatest banjo players the world has known. R.I.P. Earl :hatsoff: Story

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Seems like a happy-go-lucky chap.