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  1. hedonis

    Need help identifying this curvalicious lady.

    Hey all! Someone sent me this pic this morning, and immediately, I found her so amazing I wanted to know who she was, BUT, my buddy the idiot had no idea, so I'm seeing if my Freeones ****** can shed some light on her identity. Google and Bing image searches yielded nothing. Hope to find out...
  2. hedonis

    1970s Cop show parody!

    Check this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw28fbAjJD0 H
  3. hedonis

    Current state of new movies

    Hey people! I was reading the other night, and I saw that the coming year(s) treats us to more of the big studio systems doing their own version of 'playing it safe', which means, we can expect fewer and fewer new, fresh, creative ideas in movies, while getting shoveled heaping helpings of...
  4. hedonis

    Martial Arts hilarity- prepare for some Tae Kwon Don't

    You wanted me to show you tough... here's tough... Or rather, lame.
  5. hedonis

    Looking for Executive Producers/Producers for a new series pilot!

    Hello all! After messaging with Anders to find out the appropriate place to do this, looks like the Classifieds was the place to put it. We are making a new comedy series pilot for a parody of 70s cop dramas. The show is called Action Super Squad- Des Moines (A.S.S.D.M.) and is set in a...
  6. hedonis

    Problem with display

    Not sure how this happened, or if it's on my end, or what, but currently when I log in to the main site, and go to the board, there is a strip of blue space at the top, and the header of the page is pushed down so it covers some of the navigation pane. In order to click on my "subscribed...
  7. hedonis

    Woo! Got my tickets to THE TOUR

    Pretty excited, even though the show isn't until September. KISS and Crue- should be a good time. I've been wanting to go to a concert for a while, and the ticket's weren't *too* ridiculously overpriced, either. Of course, before that, I'll have a Slipknot show to attend during the summer...
  8. hedonis

    Now then... about this redhead...

    She's rather attractive, and I would like to find out who she is! This is the only shot I have of her, so if anyone knows anything, it may shorten my hunt. Thanks! H
  9. hedonis

    Another Redhead Hottie

    Anyone have any idea who this is??? http://pimpandhost.com/image/6295417-medium.html
  10. hedonis

    So, the opportunity finally knocked...

    And so on February 6th, along with six other people, I'll be going to stay overnight at one of the supposedly "real" haunted houses in America. The house I refer to is the Villisca Axe ****** House in the state of Iowa where, in 1912, eight people were ******** in their ***** with- yes, you...
  11. hedonis

    Need help identifying this gorgeous redhead!

    Wow! Anyone know who this is?
  12. hedonis

    Lost a friend and ****** member this week

    I know some folks don't consider ******* to be that important, but Monday I had to make the awful decision to let go of a pet that has been a big part of my wife's life for 12 years, and mine for 9. Our Rottweiler had terrible arthritis in her hips, and had developed a tumor (possibly more than...
  13. hedonis

    Chloe Lamb

    :eek: There's a bright future for this chicky in porn if she wants one, I think Any more links to her? A google search was pretty much fruitless, and Freeones seems to **** all links to her videos... :D
  14. hedonis

    Would REALLY like to know who this raven haired chick is!

    http://www.pixhost.org/show/482/1377817_1258519268175.jpg Anyone know who she is?
  15. hedonis

    Need help with ID of a Digital Desire Redhead

    Hey all, I'm trying to find an ID on this stunner. I found the pics elsewhere, and they had no name with them. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2009-5/1339524/10kj24.jpg Any help is appreciated! H
  16. hedonis

    For those of you still deluded enough to believe that the media is impartial...

    I present to you this story, which just shows how much "vigorous debate" that this president, and our media, actually want these days. That would be none. I find this as sickening as I do the recently, quietly floated bill that would repeal or alter the 22nd amendment. You know the one- it...
  17. hedonis

    Rough week last week...

    Hey everyone :( Some of you know, some of you don't, but in my spare time, I'm trying to take over the world by making independent movies. To that end, I work with a lot of folks who are just amazing people. One of those amazing people was the husband of my wife's best friend. I had met him...
  18. hedonis

    One of the most annoying internet phenomena

    Enjoy- short video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKTDRqQtPO8 Now we may discuss. H
  19. hedonis

    And now... they come for YOU

    Sure, you were excited when those evil smokers got theirs, and the government's jackbooted thugs rolled in to tax and ban them from existence. You cheered, you laughed, you thought "serves those dirty bastards right!" But now, I'm afraid, they've come for you, drinker of sugary soft drinks...
  20. hedonis

    So wind drinkers- what's your favorite?

    I searched twice, and while the search term '****' turned up some interesting threads, one about favorite wines never came up, so here we go! I never used to ***** ****, but I absolutely love the stuff now! I think my personal favorite is Barefoot's Zinfandel, which is probably the best red...
  21. hedonis

    Who is Mysterion?

    Just got done watching the new Southpark, and I was so glad that they didn't actually say who Mysterion was. Any guesses? Oh, and I was doubly glad to see Professor Chaos and General Disarray make a return too. :D H
  22. hedonis

    Good thing lawmakers are tackling the important ****

    http://www.cnsnews.com/public/content/article.aspx?RsrcID=44499 Just.... wow. :dunno: H
  23. hedonis

    Somewhere, someone is laying awake...

    He's lost his job, his savings are being eaten away, and he has a terrible, gnawing feeling in his gut at all times. But hey, check this ****! Good thing this 410 BILLION dollars is getting spent on such worthy stuff- have a gander...
  24. hedonis

    Oh the irony

    Nancy Pelosi had to cancel her appearance at a huge global warming demonstration...... (Wait for it) Because of winter storms. :rolleyes: I lol'ed
  25. hedonis

    Missed it by a day! Monday was special.

    It would have been the 200th birthday of a man who has been an inspiration to me for a long, long time- Edgar Allen Poe. My favorite writer, and as I said, the inspiration for an awful lot of things I've written and watched over the years. Happy 200th, Ed! H
  26. hedonis

    Even if you don't like Palin

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,422585,00.html All I can say is... who gives a fuck what this **** whore thinks politically? I mean, do we really give a damn what her take on abortion, gay rights, or anything else is? Go destroy another car, and embarrass yourself with another dope...
  27. hedonis

    The Russians ****** Kenny!

    You Bastards! http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,418722,00.html H
  28. hedonis

    Rick-rolling

    About as funny as asking someone with no legs to go for a walk with you... Discuss. H
  29. hedonis

    Me and those darn *******!

    A couple weeks ago, we were having a really bad storm, and I went downstairs in the middle of the night to watch it. And laying on my front porch? This little lady, who proceeded to come back several times, looking thinner and thinner, but more and more like a furry bowling ball in her...
  30. hedonis

    So here was my afternoon...

    So there I was... I was planting some tomatoes in my garden, en route to planting lots of other things. It's nothing strange for people to walk up the alley behind my house, and even less strange when my sweet, wonderful dog runs back to the privacy fence and barks at them through it. So when...
  31. hedonis

    Am I just getting old?

    Does it seem to anyone else like there may be more and more pictures of nude high school girls on the internet these days? Not at Freeones, but as you travel around the web, it just seems like there are some gals in some pics that appear to me to be under 18, and worse- doesn't seem like...
  32. hedonis

    Anyone having a great day?

    Freeones talk seems to get pretty heavy and depressing every so often. So... I did a search for a "Good news" thread, and came up empty. :dunno: Anyone have good news to share? Spring is here, let's get happy! Share your good news! :partysml: Nature's always a good way to start- I thought...
  33. hedonis

    And now... The Greatest Scream Queens!

    Yes folks- I was so thrilled with the "Classic Horror Actor" poll, that now it's time for the ladies. I've listed the main ones as I know them, love them, and could remember them :) So if I've forgotten one (or 30), click "Other", and let's chat about them! H
  34. hedonis

    Who's your favorite Classic Horror Actor?

    I have this thing for old horror movies, and while there have actually been a TON of really great actors in the horror movies of yesteryear, which one of the following is your favorite?
  35. hedonis

    Retail stores...

    What is the deal with stores anymore? "Can I get your zip code?" "Can I get your home phone number with area code?" No you may fucking not. I went to Cabellas, and while walking around, decided to buy a piece of fudge from their little gift shop, and (no ****) got asked for my home phone...
  36. hedonis

    This may be considered sick and wrong.

    Yesterday, I left my house to go somewhere, and shortly after getting on the road, I noticed a huge tower of black smoke just to the south of the interstate I was on. Driving along, I looked over and through the black smoke, I could see giant flames. And a rail yard, and a building engulfed...
  37. hedonis

    For the holiday...

    I know, I have a weird sense of humor... :hatsoff: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ImnMucno1ew H
  38. hedonis

    Me and those darn *******

    As some of you probably remember, I got a new little fella couple weeks ago when a hungry, dehydrated little kitty wandered into the yard. Well, we just *had* to outdo that, so now by the end of the week, I've probably just purchased two Tennessee Walker riding horses. :helpme: :rolleyes: I...
  39. hedonis

    Eek...

    http://www.anecdotoff.com/Pictures/Funny-pictures/Is-this-Britney-Spears.html :eek: H
  40. hedonis

    So how does this make him a better dancer than me?

    Yeah, what unparalleled talent this guy has. I used to do this when they told me as a *** to pretend that I was driving a car. http://www.anecdotoff.com/Pictures/Funny-pictures/Snoop-Doggy-Dog-have-some-fun.html H
  41. hedonis

    Balls of Fury...

    Just went to see this little gem at the movies yesterday. I had a great time, as did the wife and the entire audience we were with. It's a stupid little comedy with lots of physical gags and predictable jokes, but somehow, that's ok as you watch it. And of course, any comedy that has...
  42. hedonis

    Let me help you adjust that contact lens, Yankee....

    "][/URL] :thefinger H
  43. hedonis

    All right.....

    What in the hell is the origin/meaning/purpose of "pwned" ? If that isn't one of the most stupid things ever uttered or typed, nearly constantly, I don't know what is. Ahhh... it must be Wednesday. I'm cranky. :) H
  44. hedonis

    Yay! New ****** member!

    Hey everyone- Last night, the wife was out back in the yard relaxing, when she looked across the yard to see our cat ******** out of our water fountain. She called the cat, but as it got closer, she realized "hey, that's not our cat!" :eek: Strangely, both dogs must have thought it was our...
  45. hedonis

    So, I'm pretty much a dumb ass for this...

    All right, so I've been making a lot of things from the vegetables I've gotten out of my garden all summer (Salsa, pickles, canning of tomatoes), but lately I've decided to make pico de gallo, which I think is a great little addition to Mexican dishes. But, in the midst of making this stuff, I...
  46. hedonis

    Anyone else with IMBADHD?

    Of course, that stands for "Internet Message Board Attention Deficit Disorder". I find that if the post is lengthy, or includes some thought-provoking youtube video, or anything else that will require more than a short glance, view, or once-over makes me groan and move on. I'm sure I miss some...
  47. hedonis

    This could only be posted here...

    It's not a funny pic, per se, but after several minutes of mouth-agape awe at how ridiculous and bad this is, I felt it necessary to share. May I present to you, the all-Klingon heavy metal band Stovokor. Sweet Christ.... :wtf: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stovokor_(band) H
  48. hedonis

    Tracking my progress- a self indulgent thread

    So, I was pudgy and out of shape at the end of my cop career. Stress was just ******* me, and the mental fallout from the shootout was doing quite a bit of damage. Since then, with my retirement, new job, and a hell of a lot better outlook on things, I got convinced to run this race next June...
  49. hedonis

    The government with their hand out (again)

    Tomorrow, here in my neck of the woods, we are going to vote on the SECOND local option sales tax increase in less than five years! :mad: Our local sales tax jumped 1% from 5 to 6 for what they said was going to be needed to save our schools. It got voted down THREE TIMES, but they kept...
  50. hedonis

    Shot put picture doctoring.

    There were some great ones here! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/shot-put-showdown.php?page=6 H
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