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I love everything about her!!!! Man ah i blah dioshe jus so. Cant even type or think correctly...whew she's hot!

You two need to stay away from knives like I need to stay away from BMXing

For a woman I like Arlene Best for a man uhh Pedro Sanchez!

My friend and I did a chick on th 2004 new years eve...too ***** to remember the details.

Re: MASSIVE Cumshots Thread! Heres my favorite! http://www.eonsex.com/details.php?st...2541379B1C1783

Eh I'm stumped don't know if its her....

You could always tweak!!!! heheh

Lol this post reminds me of the scene in "Lost in Translation" where the hooker is trying to get Bill Murray to "lip her stockings" lol Ill see what I can find..I know it shouldn't be but it's still difficult to be sure which chicks are actually japanese.

Very creative!!!

Heres A Good ONE!

or this one

no way can one do the same! one girl suck on the balls while the other sucks on the dick and they can always do this one manuever

hmmm well be more specific do you mean downloaded or clips online, or dvds or what? Lemme know exactly what you lookin for then ill check it out.

hmmm....sure why not...I dont go by comandments...thats unamerican!

Hmmm the grammar of the bible makes me laugh, someone cutting me off in traffic makes me laugh, ***** people walking make me laugh, people getting pulled over for driving in the commuter lane make me laugh and uhhhh ill think of more later

Hmmm aparently I'm the only who has had sex in this forum....oh well

You must be one hell of a basketball player! lol:wave2:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off Ferris: Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym? hehehe Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller? I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to... Ed...

Every man has an 8 in dick

"Hear the magic hear the roar Thunder Tits are loose!" "Thunder...Thunder...Thunder Tits! Hoes!!!!" I like the title and Thunder Cats a little too much I guess:wave2:

For the one thing I'd like to do (at least right now) is be getting a blow job and then telling the girl that I have to cum and she's okay with it in her mouth....and of course shed be gettin it all out... damn I wanna know how that feels!

Thou shalt giveth of the reppage to those whom givith of the reppage to thou. Aaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaAlrighty then!!!!!!!!

When I see a woman with a tattoo on her lower back the line that comes to my head is "might as well be a bullseye!"

Well lets put it this way...she wouldn't be my girl...she'd my friend with benifits.

FINALLY is right!!! She teased big time in Joe Dirt and again in White Chicks!

When I was a *** I had two major BMX injuries- 1. Went off a ramp to find there was a fence only ten feet away and my body flew into the front of my bike. I had a ****** forehead from hitting the fence and a ****** dick head from the front of the bike. Should of worn two helmets. 2. Two years...

I wonder if theyre old enough first off!!!

I thought it might be interesting for people to compare the number of time they've had sex in one day to the number of times they've masturbated in one day. For me: Mast in one day:6 Sex in one day:4

Maxim, newspaper, victoria secret, moby dick, the dictionary, war and peace, the writing on the wall, the encyclopedia....WHAt!??? I ate 16 tamales the night before man!! hehe

All the chics in the asian facial thread! http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=85920 very nice!

Stick with Sony!!! their gettin their ass kicked in the video game market and portable music market so theyre probably going full steam on plasmas! Sony VVEGAS are really nice!!!

Re: Katsumi Wow! I know that this is for katsumi but damn ava devine looks good in those pics!!!

fanny means pussy.....why in the hell did I think it meant ass...Coulda swon it meant ass....!!! anyone else with me or am I stuck playing bumber boats again?

"Thou Shalt lookith at porn betwixt the glorious morning and the devious night." Haha the only reason I enjoy the bible is beacause the grammar is just phenomenal! :wave2:

it's rare for me to be looking at their eyes...at least primarily

Erm I'm go out on a limb here....hairy fanny means hairy butt or hairy ass or hairy gludious maximus....NO IT IS NOT IN STYLE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT GROW OUT YOUR ASS HAIRS IF YOU EVER WANT A CHANCE TO GET LAID EVER AGAIN!.....your welcome:wave2:

Sideways Jack: If they want to ***** Merlot, we're ******** Merlot. Miles: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT ******** any fucking Merlot!!! Jack: There's my boy!! There he is! But who is your *****? Who is yo *****!? oh ho ho I love you so much. Details. I love details! Miles...

Damn thats not easy to accomplish...Nice work man!

cool site!!!:wave2:

Lol oh lord that just made my lol:rofl: :rofl: These Kinda bumper boats are more fun try em out !! Heres another great example!

Something tells me that they may not be aware of it at all...nah that can't be right haha

no one can be perfect so being too perfect is impossible but i don know what your getting at and my rule is that all chicks in the media are fixed up by photoshop one way or another and as for real women if theyre too perfect stay away or your going to spend all your money within the next three...

That even though your a porn star you could still be a virgen. That everybody has shaved there pubes/ That the chances of having sex are the same as a car going down the highway. That talking dirty to women only makes them like you more.

lol funny ish man!

Can't we all just get along!!!!

I DO!!!! post bumper boat pics and clips here!:boobies: :boobies:

dude you so belong here!!! haha welcome and thnk you for the gift!

Bamboo!

That female maids, secretaries, flight attendants, police women and teachers are the horniest of all female professions...(you'd think it would be porn stars??) That there is no such place as a bad place to have sex. That it's the length not how you use it. That women actually like the tast...

hmm I've met attractive girls at numerous parties, bars and clubs, but a weird one was in traffic school....who knew red asphalt 3 would be so stimulating to females hehe