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  1. Wainkerr99

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I can't BELIEVE old Jason is still stumping around murderlising. He fell out of the fricking atmosphere for heaven's sake.
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    Are you laid off, hours cut, or shift cancelled during this recession.

    That is true, but many years ago, in France, when unemployment was rife, a lot of men simply started their onw businesses. Even in Africa, when times get tough, people find a way around it. It is when we sit on our fat asses and expect 'somebody' to do 'something' that basically nothing will...
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    Where Do You Hide Your Porn

    These day I find it easier though to simply click on "Erotic," a folder under "Shared Pictures." Alternatively - click on "Bookmark."
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    Where Do You Hide Your Porn

    About half a mile down the road, there's an old underground bunker type room, accessed by a ladder which is leaning against a wall in the shed. You have to remember to bring the ladder with you. Lower the ladder down, then climb down into the room. It leads to a secret passageway about 50...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Julia Bond http://www.gals4free.net/pornstars/julia-bond.html
  6. Wainkerr99

    If you could turn one person into a porn star?

    Kristanna Loken.
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    Does your girl know you watch porn?

    I'd better have some on when she comes. Before she cums. I mean when she's on her way...oh never mind. Yes.
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    So much for being civilized

    Where's Tunsty when you need him. I need a funny remark right about now.
  9. Wainkerr99

    Best Guitar Solo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eijc_n8tT1s&feature=related (Also their live performance was cool). I spent frikkin' HOURS rehearsing this for gigs. Clever little turn there. Vai, Malmsteen, Van Halen, Satch, Jeff Beck are undoubtedly excellent. Jimi Hendrix - dunno where he got it from. Also...
  10. Wainkerr99

    Freeones logo

    Hmm, good answer. Impressed, I am, young master. :) 'nuff said.
  11. Wainkerr99

    Are you ugly?

    Ugly = minus $1000 000. -:) I am not ugly, not by a long shot, even without the money. If you think someone wants to get to know you, if you really want to believe that, if you care about knowing that person, you can put away the preconceived idea that tells you that girl doesn't want to talk...
  12. Wainkerr99

    Freeones logo

    Oh that one? Yes, I have seen that....and I like to think I whup his ass every so often, horrible slimy thing. I've been meaning to say I don't know how anyone would want to identify with that. That includes the sign it is covering. Yes, I would be very careful, if it isn't too late already. I...
  13. Wainkerr99

    Which Right-Wing Windbag Is Most In Need of Psychiatric Hospitalization?

    Rumsfeld? The unknown knowns that unknown to those in the know is known by knowns that the unknowns know. If you know what i mean?
  14. Wainkerr99

    What porn stars are thankful for

    That they have friends.
  15. Wainkerr99

    Pick 10 pornstars to be locked up with

    Sandra Shine Belladonna Bree Olsen Shyla Stylez Janine Lindemulder Tory Lane Venus Sandee Westgate Cherokee Briana banks
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    Worldwide Revolts

    If money means nothing, I think, if it doesn't matter how much you have when basic supplies run out, and if the rich can see past their own noses, which they probably can't, then basically Oprah Winfrey, the Olsen twins, Madonna, J.K. Rowling, a whole lot of Arabian Sheiks, Trump, etc, could...
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    Worldwide Revolts

    I would seriously recommend seeing these films: "The Land Of The Blind," Donald Sutherland, (once you watch it you will see why it was not advertised much), and of course "Idiocracy" with Luke Wilson.
  18. Wainkerr99

    Who did you have a crush on when you were younger?

    Ariel from the Little Mermaid was based on Alyssa Milano.
  19. Wainkerr99

    What kind of idiot tattoos their face??

    2 kinds - Portlanders, (OR), and the unemployed....oh, actually in the future probably that 666 thing, although that will be invisible and alternatively go on the hand.
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    Sandra Shine

    Ha! Good eye. :hatsoff:
  21. Wainkerr99

    Do you know Grant? He lives in Oz. Just kidding. How are you doing?

    Do you know Grant? He lives in Oz. Just kidding. How are you doing?
  22. Wainkerr99

    Exotic dancer set on fire outside LA bar

    I knew fuckers like this in South Africa. Didn't know - but you know you own a store you see the odd scary person. I've seen some real mofo's, and he looks like one. He's the type that is the reason I left. It's a pity there are such types here too. Where can one go? Hawaii?
  23. Wainkerr99

    Sandra Shine

    Sandra always: http://www.europornstarpics.com/galleries/jan2008/sandra-shine-lesbian/index9.htm
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    Janine Lindemulder

    March. However there is a chance she may get off. (Off from going to prison...) In any case she gets to choose where she will be detained. I really think it would be best for all concerned if Janine came to stay with me. I really do.
  25. Wainkerr99

    Star Wars retold by a girl who has never seen it before

    Ahhh sweet. tanks man.
  26. Wainkerr99

    unempolyed?

    The people here in Portland, OR are quite smiley happy. You just have to know how to play the game, dance to the tune. If you have a round open face and black hair it really helps just for first impressions. I guess it is the same anywhere. I don't have either. I did learn to smile, though, as a...
  27. Wainkerr99

    Great Lesbian Pics / The Best Lesbian pic of all time / Post your best lesbian pics here!

    Re: Your ***** lesbian couple... Sandra shine and Bree Olsen.
  28. Wainkerr99

    Have you served???

    2 years in another country. My heart goes out to you guys.:hatsoff::bowdown: There's no "respect" banner on this ancient smiley list.
  29. Wainkerr99

    Do you remember the first time you came?

    Ode to innocence. I was 9 - they pushed me ahead so I didn't have to complete the year before moving on to the next grade - when some *** asked me whether I knew how to "pull my wire." I had no clue what the blazes he was talking about. He put his hand on my massive 8" 9 year old oh ok my little...
  30. Wainkerr99

    Chilly Willy...!

    That would explain why it was a bit warmer today. Thanx Rebekah.
  31. Wainkerr99

    What grade would you give former President George W. Bush???

    What do you think? Sarcastic, of course. Not even. He was just doing as he was told. The party boy. The puppet. He did a really good job at that - from day 1. Actually, I wanted to print a T-shirt last year with the words: 'RE-ELECT BUSH' on the front, and 'JUST KIDDING' on the back. That might...
  32. Wainkerr99

    Most degrading porn?

    Sybille and Silvie Rauch doing each other as sisters must have been degrading. Sybille, I believe, ended up broken and depressed and has to work in an Austrian club as a prostitute. It is pointless pointing out the Sasha Grey's of this industry. They are young, determined, and seemingly hell...
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    unempolyed?

    Standing all day. A notional hazard. Interviewers are arrogant sometimes, and the questions are archaic - 'cept for this one: "SO, why were you laid off?" Answer - "Cuz i reached across the table and bitch slapped you...."
  34. Wainkerr99

    Eufrat -or- Samantha Star (aka Zelda; Nina A)

    Eufrat. Sexy girl next door.
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    Playmates are More Different Than The Average (American) Woman Than Ever Before

    Who pays for these babes' boob jobs? That's what I'd like to know. Do they scrape their own money together then 'phone Playboy? Oh, Heeeff....
  36. Wainkerr99

    What grade would you give former President George W. Bush???

    A+ for obedience. Here boy.....
  37. Wainkerr99

    CPR works.......here's proof

    It wasn't his time, it seems. Good job.
  38. Wainkerr99

    Exotic dancer set on fire outside LA bar

    Oh God. I wonder what sentence they will be given.
  39. Wainkerr99

    What are you listening to right now?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic&feature=related "Wish You Were Here."
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    unempolyed?

    "Positive" thought worked. I went past Red Robin. Thought - apply there. Didn't get off the bus. Saw an ad just now at Careerbuilder, applied. Maybe Red Robin would've said werehiringonlinenow anyway. Well, they got the resume. But tomorrow morning early..... Oh boy. Point is I am feeling a...
  41. Wainkerr99

    A question to those that have/had girlfriends

    Do you have black hair? If not, you're doomed to a loneliness or a fuglyness. Dye it black, shave it all/most all off, get a 2 day old beard, work out your tummy muscles, and you're a *****. Women are all the same.....
  42. Wainkerr99

    Would you date me?

    Give me your details: name, address, 'phone number, credit card details, and I'll call you, promise.
  43. Wainkerr99

    Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets angry

    Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a Huge!
  44. Wainkerr99

    500,000,000 Americans could lose their jobs each month . .

    What he said. (250 000 000).
  45. Wainkerr99

    Most overrated pornstar.

    Shame, Jenna Jameson kinda gets the porn razzie. Prazzie? She repeated her titles in her DVD's; she just knew how to market herself from what I was told by an one time insider.
  46. Wainkerr99

    Best body in porn?????

    Sandra Shine, Shyla Stylez, Shawna Lenee, Nina Mercedes.
  47. Wainkerr99

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Shyla Stylez vs Erik Everhard.
  48. Wainkerr99

    500,000,000 Americans could lose their jobs each month . .

    500 000. And the figure may stop after 5 000 000 by 2010, by which time a considerable number of Americans will have regained jobs - if there are any left after immigrants have taken them all.
  49. Wainkerr99

    A cups or Fakies?

    Can an A cup have a fakie?
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