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I'll have to say Zuzanna (Alotta Boobs). She's probably retired from the business by now, but there is just something about her that I just love. http://www.sextazy.net/new/busty109l/alotta_boobs.html

That is some very interesting stuff, to say the least. Not sure if it's my cup of tea, but I gotta give them credit for creativity.

Well, if they're losing money, it's gotta be their own fault, with advertising like that! :1orglaugh

Hope all is well, my Jersey bro!

Well, I'm not her pimp, as she is actually an intergalactic freelancer. But I might be able to arrange a meeting, as long as you aren't averse to close encounters of the "blurred" kind.

I think you are big and bad, but your name is not brody, it is tentaculat.

The only thing I think you missed is cybersex and phone sex. Plus, is it defined as cheating if you do any of these things with the permission of your significant other, or in concert with your significant other (threesomes, etc..).

Boy if I had an extra centimeter for every time this was asked. Nothing works except surgery.

You know, that is a very good point. People would still watch sports regardless of the talent of the athletes. However, since there is nothing to prevent the hierarchy of levels of the sport that exists, there will always be a "premier" league that represents the highest level of competition...

I wish the tags would show who posted each individual tag to the thread, so you could judge the reliability of the tag. For instance, some heartless individual has tagged this thread as having something to do with "sweet ***** ass". Now, I have to do my best to rectify the situation and bring...

Well, it's not so much a crushing death, as it is a ***********-by-cheeks.

Fuel - Hemorrhage (In My Hands) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BQIALVxZ0 Incubus - Wish You Were Here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpHFyYrNuuM Nine Inch Nails - Capital G http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8bmlXmDDs4 Seether - Fine Again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li2PVKMZCo4 System of...

I'm glad I could be your first friend. I've told this to a few other people...I may have a lot of friends on here, but they're all good posters. Without exception. Being on here so much of my time, I really appreciate people who put some effort and thought into what they post, that's what makes...

Filter - Take a Picture http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWrGcZ98zhg Aqua - Doctor Jones http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buXJlBd3Mf8 Garbage - Stupid Girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N29vkIT3eo Goldfinger - 99 Red Balloons http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzpijLuO5qs Hole - Gold Dust Woman...

Just not my type in any way, shape or form except for that she's a woman.

The attacks on Obama in the video are disgraceful. I've heard all that crap before and it just doesn't wash with me. I don't really care for Obama mainly based on his wishy-washiness and vague promises for change. But this video appeals to the lowest common denominator of society and tries to...

Point duly noted... As long as I've got my killer ass, I'll be fine.

It's all about supply and demand. There are very few people that can perform at the level of these athletes. They are the very best of the best. So the supply is low. Meanwhile the demand to see them perform is very very high. You may not be into sports, but tons of people are, and through their...

Oh yeah, I'll tag that ass then neither of us will be bored. ;) Seriously though, good idea. I don't know much about it, but I'll tag every thread "shemale" until I figure it out. I'm just kidding....

As a pornstar myself, I can donate my willing ass to the cause! And you don't even have to buy me lunch!

Great choice. She's been retired for awhile now, but what a hottie! Definitely in my top 5.

Nooooooooooooooooo! :eek: I'm actually thinking maybe Austin Kincaid. It's really hard to say though, it always seems to come out of left field.

Hey MP! Greetings from Jersey! Hope all is well.

The 90s quiz was bullcrap. I didn't even finish it. I need to find a 90s alt rock quiz.

Canada or maybe Australia for me. Save me the trouble of learning a new language.

I spend some time with him, especially on tour. It may interest you to know that while he was on-stage at the concert, I was in his dressing room "waxing the bishop"! His chess set gets very dirty since he insists on moving the pieces with his ass, which in addition to being unsanitary, rarely...

56.5 for me. Is it just me, or for some of the songs did they not choose the most recognizable lyrics? Sometimes I knew what the song was, but not the exact words of the part they wanted. Oh well...

I've got the first woman already signed up, and I'm trying to track down the other two. The bonus is that the second one may actually be a man! With these beauties on board, we'll make a bundle! Just hope Becks and sputnikgirl don't get jealous!

^ Well, Jitterbug doesn't coincide with any of my birthdays that I know of, but it might explain something to know that George Michael is my adopted ******. He adopted me when I was 20, you know, one of those perverted type deals. :D

I see a lot of criticism of everyone else's choices, but you haven't posted your own list. Very interesting. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not big into metal so most of my stuff is borderline hard rock, mainstream type stuff. 25 of my favorites...

Can't say I know of any. I would say just look for the ones that rub noses with their partners instead of kissing. :)

I can't help but think that we wouldn't even be in this situation if it wasn't for David Letterman's Ummah/Oprah gaffe at the Academy Awards years ago.:dunno: Seriously, though. I don't think Ahmadinejad is going to take the US or Israel seriously until they invade Iranian airspace and actually...

While you're in there DvC, can you feel around a little bit? I lost my ring in there the other day! Wow! That is fucking hardcore! Gotta remember that one... ;)

I like Gianna Michaels' and Yurizan Beltran's asses. Bootylicious! :moon:

Interesting about the fossilized skin. Like they said, it must have been buried very rapidly, possibly even alive! I guess that would make it air tight so the skin wouldn't decompose. :dunno:

US #1 when I was born: Sagomakolyma - "I Never Have Anything Positive to Say (About Anything)" :tongue: Seriously: The Rolling Stones - "Miss You" 18th Birthday: Los del Rio - "Macarena" :rofl2: Jeez, I'd better stop there...

Danni Ashe touts herself as the "most downloaded woman in porn" due to all the hits she gets on her popular website. She probably rakes it in, since her site is quite good and has a lot of members.

I have cheated on girls in the past, but I have never cheated on Becks.

All that's missing is his bagpipes! Or would that be BATpipes?

LOL I love cracked.com. That was some good stuff! My favorite was the boob washer.

No offense, slowhand, but I just don't get the yolk...:dunno: :D

:rofl: Exactly! Where's her burqa?

Hi to a fellow Mets fan! Thanks for your posts in the MLB thread. I enjoy reading your posts there and everywhere else. Hope all is well, and keep up the good work!

Hey yaheem! Just wanted to drop by and say hi. And thanks for being a contributor in the MLB thread! Keep up the good posting!

Hey wigster! Thanks for adding me! I hadn't seen you around as much lately, but I remember you're a pretty good poster. Hope all is well!

I've never had occasion to use lube, at least in the pussy. When in the ass or the rare titty-fuck, I like using baby oil, hand or body lotions or oils, or for the ass at least, spit or pussy juices. I have used lube, when the girl has had some handy (exactly what types of girls would that be...

Whenever I have a fight, I show up in drag, so I have an excuse when I kick straight for the jewels!

Thanks for the pics, Yurizan! Gorgeous tits and nipples in that second shot! :bowdown:

Welcome to Freeones, Foxy Jacky! You are very pretty. I see Roald already took you "out on his limb"! :rofl:

I feel like this is a political topic, because as usual, I am torn here on the DH issue. I suppose that I would like it better if the DH was abolished. On the other hand, I really get a lot more excited over excess offense than good pitching. I've never been that into pitchers, it has always...