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The fattest, juciest steak cooked just enough to get it warm and a fat joint...I'd get fried before I got fried! :1orglaugh

Fuck Bush he has NO greatest moments only monumental fuck ups for the last 6 years which I'm sure will continue for the next 2! Thank god that jack ass will be out in just 2 more years!!!

I like the way I pay hookers in the grand theft auto series...pay em, fuckem, then shot em and take back the money! Cleanin up the streets of the dirty whores!

I know exactly what your sayin...dirty old man maybe but i think they just looking better now than they did when we were all in school. Has alot to do with the parents letting them dress the way they do and with all the make-up. I swear if I have a ******** I'm lockin her ass in her room till...

Good luck bro! If it helps any I promise I wouldn't even have qualified for the tourny!

Ah yes I have a ****** a couple systems too! With actual physical ******** I might add and a vcr as well...and a t.v. My first game was...um...I wanna say mario bros. when I got my nintendo but I know I played something before that at a friends house...hell I dunno I'll just say mario bros. then.

My first game was...um...I wanna say mario bros. when I got my nintendo but I know I played something before that at a friends house...hell I dunno I'll just say mario bros. then

If my dick would get hard in the spotlight, then fuck yes! but I dunno if it would I'd probalby be to nervous

that is fuckin awsome! :bowdown: I've seen creampie vids before but so much better when it hit's main stream porn!

I take it that's the end of the dance!

Here we go this is one of those topics that gets me ranting and probably some negative rep, maybe even ******...but I'm gonna put my :2 cents: in anyway! I heard a comedian say "we only go to war because we find out somebody has a bigger dick than us...what they have a bigger dick BOMB THEM!!!"...

I've seen her before but can't remember the name sorry, I think she may have done hardcore...we do need an id!

Ok there has to be nude pix of Alba some place on the net someone somewhere has these I'm sure of it! Never heard of her doing any nude pics but I'm sure an ex boyfriend or something has pics! **** someone has to know someting??? :confused: gape fan nice post by the way but I wanna see it ALL...

'drools' :nanner: :flame: :yesyes: :jump:

yep that's about how it is too!

that's ok I'd act the same way if it were me and there were spiders in the box!

yep exactly what it is

Dunno about number 1 but I'd nut off to her a few times! Love her big ass! Bet that pussy is pretty as **** too!

Re: How much do you really jerk off? About every other day

My list: 1. Be a ****** NOT just a sperm donar 2. Eat pussy 3. Change a flat tire 4. Drive a stick 5. Grill the perfect steak (still working on that myself)

yes porn can get boring just take a week off and trust us all it will be very good when you get back to it!

nice but it's a repost

well unless you can make money with it somehow...like staring in movies (prefered method), filming movies, run website, photographer...etc...

seems to be the most sexual of all the cartoon chicks as well, I'd let her do her space sex stuff on me anyday!

Mariska Hargitay is the hot chick from Law and Order: SVU Very nice body!!! :hit:

Re: Who has the best body?? I concur as well!

oh so true!

**** someone needs to ID her fine ass!

Irony I gotta say you've got great taste in MILFS!

Re: Natalie Sparks so I have a question what exactly do you get to see if you join her site? or katies playground? anybody know if it's full nude or just teaser pics? I've wanted to join for awhile but can't bring myself to spend the money not knowing what you get

Hell yea beat that **** up!

I think well did they ***** half the glass? If so then it's half empty! Did they only fill it half way? If so then it's half full! :thumbsup:

Mario Bros from nintendo got ALOT of people hooked on video gaming, myself included! Wolfenstein, Doom, Quake...early FPS brought that era into being, though I think the early Contra games had a little something to do with that...not FPS but still lots of **** to shoot at! Pong of course...

Woah, woah, woah, people calm the fuck down! First off let me just say a big:thefinger to Bonkers69! He's not a fuckin idiot because he didn't wear a helmet. I dunno if he had a motorcycle license or not...if he knew how to ride then he knew! He also knew the risk of riding in the first...

Back off Alba's mine!:cool: You gotta go through me to get to her...she's my little...how to you say...fuck doll!!! Here's about the point I **** up!:D

FFM three some with one chick swallowing the cock and the other eatin balls...so hot, makes me jealous! Generaly get's me off quick though!:rubbel:

something not right about that but still kinda funny!

has potential I guess

9/10 sexy girl katie in sig very nice!

good ol Asia!

Re: Odd question some of us notice

the roms are ******* and the emulators aren't?

PS3 I'll chose as of now. It will be far superior to the 360 in terms of well everything and Wii is more for **** of which I have none so no need to waste time and money on that!

...we all love porn! We're all addicted to freeones...

go for it bro! :thumbsup:

Belladonna I know she'd go for it!

to much I'm sure...ol lady already said I spend alot of time on this site

cause aiming is an art form and the seat makes the whole area that much smaller and hence may get in the way from time to time...basically so the women don't sit in ****!:1orglaugh why can't you *** with the seat up?

wish you had the link

apparently I should watch star trek