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  1. Vlad The Impaler

    Have you ever left bacon on your plate?

    http://smileys.on-my-web.com/ Hopefully this takes you there. There's fuckin tons of em. T-Rock turned me on to it.
  2. Vlad The Impaler

    Sofia Vergara vs Esperanza Gomez

    That's cause ya didn't date the other ones.
  3. Vlad The Impaler

    Have you ever left bacon on your plate?

    Semper fi *******. Ooh rah!
  4. Vlad The Impaler

    Sofia Vergara vs Esperanza Gomez

    Yeh, believe me it not all fuckin porny. I've been with bi women several times. It's just another gender for them cheat with.
  5. Vlad The Impaler

    Have you ever left bacon on your plate?

    Oh **** you called off the airstrike.
  6. Vlad The Impaler

    Sofia Vergara vs Esperanza Gomez

    Sofia. She's so fuckin hot on Modern ****** not to mention funny. I had a calendar of her but my girlfriend at the time stole it. That's right she Stole it. Fuckin dyke.
  7. Vlad The Impaler

    Who are you obsessed with at the moment? / Who are you really into right now?

    Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Nothin. She was cheating on me, I found out, went to her apt to find out what was goin on, and she called the cops before I could even say anything. Said I threatened her. That's all It takes. Sat in jail ( first and only time in my life ) for 45...
  8. Vlad The Impaler

    Have you ever left bacon on your plate?

    Your excused.
  9. Vlad The Impaler

    Who are you obsessed with at the moment? / Who are you really into right now?

    Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? It's still that fuckin whore that had me thrown in jail. Gonna take a while to think about anyone else.
  10. Vlad The Impaler

    Have you ever left bacon on your plate?

    What? No more Bacon lovers?
  11. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    Is that something you have to do periodicaly, or is it set to do it.?
  12. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    Whoa, that was weird. You just changed your avatar.
  13. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    I was being Facetious. Just ask 'im he even called me that once.
  14. Vlad The Impaler

    Thanks bro. You know you rule this place.

    Thanks bro. You know you rule this place.
  15. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    But look at this way; tomorrow there'll be 3 games on at the same time.
  16. Vlad The Impaler

    The Soviet story.

    At least I don't put t's where they don't belong though.
  17. Vlad The Impaler

    The Soviet story.

    **** I spelt reigning wrong. See that's Diva's fault.
  18. Vlad The Impaler

    The Soviet story.

    I already do. Who's your *****?
  19. Vlad The Impaler

    The Soviet story.

    Check it again.
  20. Vlad The Impaler

    The Soviet story.

    The world is full of maniacs. Take Bloodshot Scott, Plasmatwa2, & STDiva for instance. Oh & how could I possibly forget the raining king of psychopaths the one and only lurkingdirk.
  21. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    I'll meet you there. I might be a little late, I gotta swim across the Niagra.
  22. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    They need to ban either hockey or ******** or both in that crazy ass country. Told ya so Plasma.
  23. Vlad The Impaler

    ‘Squid sex’ man facing charges

    Do you have a direct pipeline to the most depraved sex acts. First the triple ass fist now this.:pukey:
  24. Vlad The Impaler

    ‘Squid sex’ man facing charges

    All squidophiles should be castrated!
  25. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    One good thing about no hockey; Plasma won't have any reason to crash the board again tonight.
  26. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    I was just checking Versus, this sucks. 2 games on at the same fuckin time last night no fucking games tonight. Makes sense if your a squirrely little midget named Gary I guess.
  27. Vlad The Impaler

    Whatever you do, do not work at a gas station.

    And don't forget; posting on Freeones!
  28. Vlad The Impaler

    Damn right *******! Thanks for the rep. [IMG]

    Damn right *******! Thanks for the rep. [IMG]
  29. Vlad The Impaler

    Have you ever left bacon on your plate?

    You've never left a vegetarian on your plate have you?
  30. Vlad The Impaler

    Have you ever left bacon on your plate?

    I can't say no. But I could say no.
  31. Vlad The Impaler

    Have you ever left bacon on your plate?

    Soggy bacon is nasty, but ill still ***** it down, or at least put it out by the curb w/ a free sign on it. Unless its raining ofcourse.
  32. Vlad The Impaler

    Have you ever left bacon on your plate?

    This is very important. Think carefully.
  33. Vlad The Impaler

    Fuckin rain.

    This Is Sparta!!!!
  34. Vlad The Impaler

    Whatever you do, do not work at a gas station.

    A couple yrs ago I had several really bad heart attacks ( I'm only 43 ) I'm stubborn & it took me three days to get my ass to the hosp. I was a union sheet metal worker making real good money. But because we work on roofs in the middle of winter I'm no longer able to do that anymore. I've also...
  35. Vlad The Impaler

    Fuckin rain.

    Can't Rain all the Time Eric Draven: The Crow
  36. Vlad The Impaler

    LPGA Player Erica Blasberg, 25, Found Dead at Home

    This is my fault but I think we may be digressing here. No one has actually said she was taking anything right? We don't even know for sure she was depressed. I've got PTSD and it would take a hellava lot to make me want to off myself.
  37. Vlad The Impaler

    LPGA Player Erica Blasberg, 25, Found Dead at Home

    Gotcha. I thought maybe you heard she was on some anti d's. I know ya can't get fucked up on that ****. I mean look at me I'm perfectly normal.
  38. Vlad The Impaler

    LPGA Player Erica Blasberg, 25, Found Dead at Home

    Can you get fucked up on Zoloft? Cause I take 300 mg's of that **** everyday.
  39. Vlad The Impaler

    LPGA Player Erica Blasberg, 25, Found Dead at Home

    Yeh, the guy was a douche, but her ******'s a bigger one
  40. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    Well he said he was gonna do it and he did.
  41. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    Finally some humour tonight!
  42. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    You and what army of Canucks?
  43. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    I kinda figured.
  44. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    FIGHT!
  45. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    Now thats chokin. That girl looks like she just ate a syphilitic pile.
  46. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    Yeh, but I knew it off the top of my head. Or did I just hear it on Versus... I can't remember.
  47. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    3rd. 6th to ever come back 3-0 & take it to game 7.
  48. Vlad The Impaler

    LPGA Player Erica Blasberg, 25, Found Dead at Home

    Your a busy boy. I just got two alerts & they're both you on two different threads.
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