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This is the greatest thing that has come out of the internet ever. EVER: http://flavorwire.com/218421/h-p-lovecrafts-the-call-of-cthulu-as-a-dr-seuss-book

Trust me, there are a lot of people from Ohio who are literally "proud" roadkill eaters. Their breaths also smell like roadkill. Seriously. It is revolting.

Of course the answer is wrong. Everyone swallows.

What is remarkable is that I found myself sitting at the edge of the seat while nothing was going on. A simple walk through the woods. A boy taking something out of a truck. Perhaps something would not happen - but there was always the tension that something MIGHT happen.

Gurls need not apply.

:nono: Are you happy now? Are you happy? You made me use a smilie. You have turned me into a whore. A whore!

*fart* I could not give a crap if you excuse me or not. Just consider yourself lucky that this one had sound.

Notice it makes no mention of his affection of shoving various fruit up his butt, then placing it on the diner table to eat. Hey! An apple!

Is that what happened to that hot piece of ass, krystaljenna? She promised us hot PM sex, and pictures of her pierced clit! You bastard! You greedy, fucking bastard! How could you take away such a precious life, just so you could get your jollies off by ********** someone? By putting your arm...

I would be pretty pissed of that happened to my apartment. I have a lot of stuff that does not take very well to being frozen, let alone attacked by a giant squid. Fuck you, Google, for once again putting the fear of having my apartment ice skated on again.

I cock-sucking fucking do not have a ****-spewing potty mouth. *And the reward for the most uncreative come-back that has been used about a billion times goes to...me? Huh.

So, he swallows? Excellent!

Put me down as one who likes smaller tits. One thing that I have noticed about some women with huge tits (notice I say some - this is not a blanket statement) - they are also fat. There seems to be a confusion between large breasts and titty fat.

HA! Shows you how smart you are! I already ****** my cat!

Well, we all know my penis is magical. Wait, "Majestic" magical, or "how in the lilliputian fuck did it get that fucking small" magic?

I'm sorry, Plasma, but all I read there was "blah blah blah blah blah blah I will gladly get naked for you! Blah blah my sweat covered ass sticks to my leather computer chair blah blah blah blah"...which automatically makes this my nomination for post of the forever!

What the hell does Penn and Teller have to do with this??!!??

Do you know how much fucking work went into that thing? I mean...it only lets you blow up an image so much. Basically, I had to blow up the image, save it, resize it so that it would fit in the program, blow up a few more times... I had to work for a MONTH on that fucker!

Yeah, I noticed that, too. It is something made to make a small penis look very, very large.

I still thing Sylar is one of the better characters of TV. And he did a hell of a job as Spock. What he does in his spare time is his own fucking business.

They DO do their moderating duties naked. I've watched them. They have also sipped "the coffee" after I have "added to it".

Roald and Anders do enjoy a good mustache ride.

Hell no. I want to fuck her, not knock her up. Mine is "I swallow". And "No, you dick isn't small. I mean...it is not average, that is for sure. But not small. I mean, it kind of depends on your perception of things, and all that. I mean, compared to, say, a hamster. It's not tiny...and some...

With the Reds, the Marge Schott years. Yes, they did win the World Series in 1990...but at the same time, she did things to the team that ended up ruining them in the long run (like getting rid of scouts because "all they do is watch games"). All in all, she set the club back by almost a decade...

Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing Hey, everyone! Look! I painted my balls like an Easter Egg! Who wants to have an Easter Egg hunt? I mean, what? No, seriously, OCSMs are people too. Respect and treat them as such. And, they DO help...

Perhaps it is because of your very problem...if you have a tough time of finding those videos or pictures, then I am sure other do, as well - and it is highly unlikely others will go out of their way of find them, unless they also have the same fetish.

Anyone who has owed dogs know there is a lot more going up there than a lot of people give them credit for, whether it be intelligence or personality.

I'll make a sandwich out of her and the hottie over her shoulder.

Is this because I did not give you the reach around while rimming you? Come on, dude...there are a lot of butts that need salivaed. My tongue can only work so fast!

I know a lot of people who are way too dumb to work at McDonalds. We usually promote them to management to get them out of our ways.

Stay off my boat.

All of them love receiving cock pictures in their email. No. Seriously. They do. Go ahead and try it.

Damn it. Those are my glasses.

What if she turns out to be a real boob, though. I mean, she could be a bust at that job.

I want to have them both! Bend them both home and drive it home like my *** trying to speed home on the last day of the ****** vacation. I mean...what?

That's OK. They both gave each other a gum job afterwards.

I could have sworn Wendy O Williams did this around 30 years ago. I know she did nude sky diving...I thought she screwed up there, as well.

Exactly. It was like when Seth got the new lease on life, his head inflated. At one time, ****** Guy was on par with South Park when it came to cutting edge cartoon material. Now, it is a freaking train wreck. Perhaps the way of movies will be a better thing. Instead of trying to milk those...

Whay to go, whimsy - though a marriage to a blow up doll is not legally binding. Now let us commence in the ceremonial "shoving very large carrots up your ass". Then we might do something in celebration for your upcoming marriage. Oh, I am on a roll today!

There goes the much sought after "secretly gay middle aged white male still living in his parents' basement" vote.

If those are the posts you guys are seeing, the problems are not Facebook. The problem is that your friends are idiots.

"Does this pot make my penis look small?"

The 1972 Oakland A's. The 1970 Baltimore Orioles. The 1961 New York Yankees. The 1939 New York Yankees. In each of those years, whatever team it was they beat should have won the World Series.

A very well thought out, provoking piece. I expect our knee-jerkers will be quite afraid of that post. Oh, and Michio Kaku is a rather smart dude. Built an atom smasher in high school, and age when others are simply getting smashed.

Man. That is a pretty fucked up list! I mean...that proves that OccupyWallStreet is totally fucked up! How could an organization put out a list like that! Are they insane? I mean, it almost sounds like a forum post submitted by a single user and hyped by irresponsible news/commentary agencies. I...

Gates was upper middle class. Which August Busch are you referring to? Sr.? Jr.? III? IV? All were born into their positions. Maybe you are referring to the original founder? Adolphus Busch? He started his business thanks to an inheritance from the death of his ******. If you are able to start...

I see the dick transplant went well. You upgraded to a much larger model. Where'd you get it? *looks in own pants* Awww...fuck! Come on, guys! I paid 40 buck for that thing!

Pearl Jam did it many years earlier...and a lot better. oNO6pAJBCs4 I think both Pearl Jam and ****** the People were going for the same effect - both of the song writers' attempts to get inside the heads of psychos, as well as raising awareness to responsible *** ownership. However, the...

I think you would sell us all into slavery so you could get tickets to a Cubs game! She is sooooo not hot. I'd only fuck her 16 times, 17 tops.