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I never eat ice anymore

Stupid idiot. :rofl2:

It's perfect, I can't think of anything better.

Strange, because after the marriage they mostly close them again. :1orglaugh

If it comes from *****? No, I don't think so. :D

That's insane...

If people are stupid enough to do so, why shouldn't I just grab it. After all, there's a bit of Garfield in all of us cats. :D You bet I have to be served, I like it best in a cat titty bar where they serve young mice (well shaved of course) :yesyes:

Euhm... That a bull... :shocked: I'm not going in there.

That must be in Japan. :facepalm:

OMG, that's the look that girl had in the movie "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo".

Come and get it... it's ice and ice cold. :D

She's absolutely gorgious. Sometimes I understand why people **** their own species. In some cases you just can't help it. :D

She can handle big dicks, that's for sure. :D

I didn't want to know this. :weeping:

I think this happens to every single one of us. Only the most stupid first. :D

And again it's Johnny who makes fun of cats. :mad: :ban: permanently please. :D

I **** you Johnny :ban: Cats are cute. Don't make fun of them, they can't help it they are stupid, that's how they were created. :D

Loooooooooool

I thought I never was going to say this, but sometimes I wish I was Dirk. :(

Get of my bed, little one.

What do you mean, he fails? He's making extra space. :D

Turn around...

You bet he bought it, he's got them in blue, green and yellow too.

This is an epic failure. Great post!

Don't you recognize the Pirate from the back??? :shocked:

That's exactly what I thought when I saw him.

How difficult... And what if you miss? "Honeyyyy, can you bring my balls back? :D

I'll eat my way in.

TRUE! Throw me a steak and I'll leave you alone as long as it's not finished untill the last peace of it. But then... (Harold Schwarzenegger voice on) I'll be back. :D

They look like muslims in a burka.

Great stadium, but you don't see **** if you have a cheap ticket.

:jump: for the psychics.

The camera man is not in the right place. :(

His wife is gay, Dirk is just wearing a bra, but that doesn't mean anything

:ban: I agree :D

:wtf: :why: I knew I shouldn't opened it. :shocked:

Great pic, where did you find that one? I love women covered with food! :hit:

Am I glad to be an atheist.

Luckily it's one of those you can put in your ass as well. :D

I **** hot pints. :mad:

Can we see the rest of the girl as well, before I give any comments? :D

I don't think it's an orgasm, it's a tennis ball stuck in her anus.

Some things you have to be tought at a young age. This is one of them. :D

Woofs shouldn't be repaired, they should be redone, repairing mostly doesn't solve the problem. But I guess, L3ggy doesn't know that. :)

So there was a tooth in the house? So what? Does she really thinks Michael would fuck a toothless bitch? For a good blowjob however... :dunno: Wait, what the f... :D

LOL, that's a good one. :D

The pervert :mad:

Absolutely not! :throwup:

The best BJ comes most certainly from Mia Stone (check it) Tori Black is a great number two And last but not least, I would go for Casey Chase

Be quiet, God can hear you, and maybe the Pope also. :D Reminds me of those mirrors with the eye "God can see you". I wonder what he thinks about his creations masturbating where he can see them. :rofl2: