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  1. vodkazvictim

    Jacking Off From Watching Ball-Draining Porn or Letting Out A Red Hot Asparagus ****?

    You all saw it people; when you're all pissed off from me spamming polls, THIS is the post that restarted it.
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    Ask Me Anything [Dare Ya]

    Please tell me about your panic attacks. Unless you would prefer not to.
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    Only one hedgehog in history has farted...

    You my number one fan, bitch. When the (long overdue) time comes for me to be moderated once more, I demand it be you.
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    We want justice!

    :facepalm:
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    631 Billion dollars for military and thats a cut????

    Maybe the price would increase, but I believe it would still be cheaper to deploy and maintain such weapons (and more reliable) than stealth aircraft. Is Ka52 in production? Yeah, Afghanistan isn't Vietnam; we're only fighting an insurgency there, not an insurgency and a conventional army.
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    The second chance

    We need a bit of both; hardcore criminals who can't or won't reform should be kept in prison. For those who commit light crimes or are ****** into criminality due to circumstances (eg no jobs available) we should keep prison as a punishment, but remove their TVs and give them the option to...
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    Facials

    Who is she? She looks similar to a girl I deflowered when I came on her face...
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    Ask MaleOneTwo anything!

    What's wrong with AlexP? Why is he so full of **** and anger?
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    Best of 2012

    [Personal achievement: I didn't die. But you're dead inside.
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    girls that talk dirty in spanish

    Non senor, es is bueno!!!
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    631 Billion dollars for military and thats a cut????

    I agree that stealth aircraft can delay detection, but my argument is that it's cheaper and more reliable to simply strike from further away and develop weapons which strike from further away when the enemy increases the range of his EADS than to use stealth. Wether or not that is the case...
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    Ask MaleOneTwo anything!

    C'mon Maley, you blew and begged me to make the thread, so start posting answers! 'Cos I'm the king of cunts. Me>all you cunts! We're not just friends, it's something more than that. Nick Sentience>both those cuntbunches. Bobka, like it. VV is an arsehole. Dirty homeless women resent being...
  13. vodkazvictim

    Harley Spencer's Free Membership Giveaway Contest!

    Regarding the one man conversation; it ranks a full 10/10 on my weird-o-meter. Regarding this thread, people, be nice to the OCSMs!!! (That way we get occasional free pics, memberships, etc...)
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    Ask Me Anything

    Red. But yellow comes a close second. Yeah I stole your thread Aliyah, what ya gunna do? :tongue:
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    Only one hedgehog in history has farted...

    ...that is how the universe began EnBh7OcilfM
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    Ask MaleOneTwo anything!

    That's right people, here in this thread you can ask that fucktarded German perv whatever you wish! Bear in mind that he may answer in broken German and with pictures of Bailey Jay, feet, or Bailey Jay's feet.
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    Study: Humans swerve to run over turtles

    Turtles are bastards. I farted quite innocently earlier and now I have to tolerate one poking through...
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    Ask Me Anything [Dare Ya]

    Have you ever ****** someone? Have you ever seen someone take their last breath? Have you ever looked into a dead person's eyes?
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    Why not let her know how you feel? I don't mean the cheap way with words; words are fickle, can be twisted and their meanings changed, but love is universal. Stand at her work all day, watching her. Stand just behind her. Sniff he hair. Ask colleagues where she lives, break into her house while...
  20. vodkazvictim

    Letter from Chinese Laborer Pleading for Help Found in Halloween Decorations

    I agree with your sentiment entirely. (Oh ****, you're fucked now) His body would make me feel better... :sex:
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    girls that talk dirty in spanish

    Official board language is English. Close this thread. Ban everyone. In fact, close Freeones, ban everyone on here. It's obvious that the only difference between guilt and innocence, between abiding by and breaing the rules, is time, so ban them all now, because it's only a matter of time 'til...
  22. vodkazvictim

    "Swallow it, I said!!!"

    Get out.
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    ****** service (parody)

    Dog. Dogs>People. Way more trustworthy.
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    631 Billion dollars for military and thats a cut????

    If they can be spotted on radar (and they can) they need jamming aircraft. What makes you so sure they can take out wild weasels? The high low system works well. It worked well in the creation of the F15 and F16, also MiG29 and Su27. I have to admit though that the F22 is less of a dogs dinner...
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    Civilian weapons

    Nice idea. Sadly, all our politicians are the same; a bunch of corrupt little shits.
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    631 Billion dollars for military and thats a cut????

    Figures, statistics and proof please.
  27. vodkazvictim

    Is "Friends" as funny as "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"?

    Friends isn't funny. Never was. Sir_fartsalot, your mum is ******; go tell her I'm sorry I got spunk in her eye.
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    631 Billion dollars for military and thats a cut????

    That's what wild weasel aircraft and jammers are for; first take out EADS, then send in the bombers. Or just launch ALCMs from outside the range of the enemy EADS. Fuck the small diameter bomb, when it comes to SAM sites you wanna use HARMs. Forget SHOULD be able to stay out of detection range...
  29. vodkazvictim

    BDSM After 50 Shades

    You don't read their hideously mangled version of German by now?!
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    I Was a Teenage Chicken Fucker

    Somebody tell me this is a hoax.
  31. vodkazvictim

    In your experience, does interracial porn represent real life?

    Shame about the smell of it, modulator.
  32. vodkazvictim

    2013 Freeones Ban List

    Pretty sure me and Blueballs have the edge on ya kiddo.
  33. vodkazvictim

    Words from my wife about me:

    I don't get it. Yah really. I have to vent before I go nova in front of her ******. Crimbo with the ****** can be hard.
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    Dont you **** not being able to *****?

    I **** insomnia and empaphise with you. Things that will help you *****: Warm milk Boring book Shower Meditation Shifty's complete post history
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    The never ending Jane Burgess thread. Ask away

    Why do you care? I didn't realise you could even pick me out of the FO crowd as an individual :surprise:
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    New Mega Boob *****

    Sometimes they are.
  37. vodkazvictim

    112th Congress Set To Become Most Unproductive Since 1940s

    I blame legalised homosexuality.
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    Words from my wife about me:

    Her *** is surprisingly good given that he only ever plays with me. He better make good use of the practice I've given him; he plays my ******* tomorrow.
  39. vodkazvictim

    Thanks to your votes, $10,000 will be donated to the Wounded Warriors Project

    Wounded warriors; sponsored by perverts.
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    lol.... these two bitches don't know ****.

    Aren't those very, VERY old videos?
  41. vodkazvictim

    Civilian weapons

    Riot. But we need a revolution.
  42. vodkazvictim

    631 Billion dollars for military and thats a cut????

    I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I understand what you mean by combat weaknesses of the B52. As far as I'm concerned B52 has two problems: 1: It's too heavy (for it's undercarriage), disallowing it's use from rough airfields and aircraft dispersal in the event of an enemy ******, and 2: It hasn't...
  43. vodkazvictim

    Words from my wife about me:

    Apparently there isn't enough space. I'm gonna go play chess with her *** now.
  44. vodkazvictim

    Antarctic warming-up faster than expected

    It's all liberal propoganda.
  45. vodkazvictim

    Cathy vs Michelle vs Teresa

    Really British thread.
  46. vodkazvictim

    Ask Me Anything [Dare Ya]

    Can you tuna fish?
  47. vodkazvictim

    BDSM After 50 Shades

    A colleague at work told me that after he got his wife the first book, they started having sex again. I gave my wife all 3 shortly after. We still barely have any sex. :******:
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