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  1. Tittyman5000

    Cops: ***** man tried to perform surgery on his dog!

    A butcher *****? What kind of Cardiologist uses a Butcher *****?
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    ********* causes Global Warming

    I call Bull ****!!! :cussing: Pot plants produce oxygen, I know!
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    Guys, ever fake an orgasm?

    ^ He said Hard on :D
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    Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fireball

    Re: Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fire Rest in Peace Dunn, I liked his prank show on MTV :clap:
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    Guys, ever fake an orgasm?

    I have one time, I was eating at a pizza shop that just opened and the waitress that brought me my slice was staring at me to see if I liked it, the shop was new and there was no customer's so I felt bad :dunno: She was pretty cute too, so as I ate I faked a good one! LOL :rofl2: After I was...
  6. Tittyman5000

    TinEye problem

    :1orglaugh I think mrtrebus drank too much cum as a ***** :rofl:
  7. Tittyman5000

    Boob Job

    There's plenty of Doctor's who can do the job but if you want a nice boob job dont skimp on the funds, take it to a professional. The better the boobs the more money you can make with them, take it from me Im the
  8. Tittyman5000

    Straight Males: Do you like a little ass-play?

    Nope, only thing touching my ass is Charmin :D zK9QHWvTCeM
  9. Tittyman5000

    Happy ******'s Day

    Thanx & Happy Fathers Day to you guys too!
  10. Tittyman5000

    No prob man, Thank you!

    No prob man, Thank you!
  11. Tittyman5000

    Gather Signatures for Kim Kardashian´s 2nd Sex Tape! (Final Edition)

    I'll sign bro, where's that petition? Kim K is so damn sexy, her last porn was a lil shotty but I watched it hoping she'd get down, maybe this time she goes at it a lil more :)
  12. Tittyman5000

    Finding Local Sluts Online

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  13. Tittyman5000

    What's a good gift to bring to an orgy?

    Awh :( I was gonna say a rubber kiddie pool and baby oil
  14. Tittyman5000

    fuck me friday

    Its not it says request expired :( Got a link GreenEyed?
  15. Tittyman5000

    Which female gladiators would you ***** with

    I have a cruch on Crush :drool2:
  16. Tittyman5000

    Hardest championship to win in pro sports?

    I also agree the UFC light heavy weight championship :yesyes:
  17. Tittyman5000

    What are you listening to right now?

    -ZQk3ig-i_s
  18. Tittyman5000

    TinEye problem

    Same thing has happen to me Connor, I figured out eventually that they could not verify the authentication without being logged in, thats why we see the banner. But shifty specified that earlier. I also use Tineye and get good results, But you Sir are a pro at ID'ing the impossible, your a babe...
  19. Tittyman5000

    fuck me friday

    No!!! I didn't get to see it & now it says access denied :(
  20. Tittyman5000

    Meet the neighbours! Spectacular image shows 50,000 galaxies in the nearby universe

    Re: Meet the neighbours! Spectacular image shows 50,000 galaxies in the nearby univer UPphDSc6ZEE
  21. Tittyman5000

    What sex act would you do to this girl?

    Take her to the forest to see if she can sniff out truffles :dunno:
  22. Tittyman5000

    Which female performer has the best butt?

    Karlie Montana
  23. Tittyman5000

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? mrtrebus :rubbel:
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    Ever have a cool teacher?

    I had a teacher in Junior High Ms. Garcia she was fresh outta college and damn fine too, she was the math teacher and wore sexy dresses, nylons, heels :drool2: I always liked her too even when she was a bitch LOL, I ran into her at a bar a few years ago and bought her a *****, which led to...
  25. Tittyman5000

    L.A. schools ban chocolate milk, corn dogs..Let them eat sushi..

    Bout damn time, they need to put those fat little fuckers on a diet :D American schools should ban all the Processed foods, High Fructose Corn Syrup crap & give out lowfat milk and fresh meals instead :cussing:
  26. Tittyman5000

    **** burger!

    :rofl2: Ha! Did anyone else notice the fridge was labeled, "**** Burger!" But yet he spoke Japanese :dunno:
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    Sasha Grey in a commercial?

    I couldn't find it! :cussing: MV0u5DX01Y0
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    Sasha Grey in a commercial?

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    Sasha Grey in a commercial?

    Baking powder?
  30. Tittyman5000

    Brunette TeenGF Goddess

    Her name is .....
  31. Tittyman5000

    Which is worse: **** porn or ********** porn?

    Gay ********** porn ending with **** :dunno:
  32. Tittyman5000

    what pornstar would you creampie today?

    Nessa Devil
  33. Tittyman5000

    What are you listening to right now?

    I like the part about the beef jerky :) 0GHkbMQjTkI
  34. Tittyman5000

    Thinking of joining a pay website

    Use a pre paid credit card, you can buy one at walmart and put 25 bucks on it, then have your Brazzers without worry :thumbsup:
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    What's the sickest thing that has ever happened to you during sex?

    Ok here's my story, I met this cute girl at a club. She was Hott, pretty face, nice legs and ass. About 23 years old, we kissed alot and she had nice juicy lips, sexy eyes, good overall I'd say scale from 1 to 10 she was a 8.5 :D So anyway one thing led to another and we were going at it pretty...
  36. Tittyman5000

    ***** Paralysis - The ****** in the night

    My cock has ***** paralysis after sex :dunno:
  37. Tittyman5000

    Insomniacs Rejoice!

    Or this :D KRmWWxoaIc4
  38. Tittyman5000

    I need advice (relationship)

    Gay :facepalm:
  39. Tittyman5000

    "Boys Stink"

    Like money! Ha HA!
  40. Tittyman5000

    me and my ******

    The girl on the right :yesyes:
  41. Tittyman5000

    titty tuesday

    You can't have a Titty Tuesday and not show no TITS! :nono: http://www.imagebam.com/image/2c0433136648579
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    Vanessa Hudgens

    Bump
  43. Tittyman5000

    Sofia Vergara

    Re: Sofia Vergara Pumping Gas! Technically she is not pumping anything.... Or is she?
  44. Tittyman5000

    Vanessa Hudgens

    Re: Vanessa Hudgens Pumpin Gas! This I like :drool2:
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    Miley Cyrus

    Re: Miley Cyrus Pumpin Gas! What the fuck is this?
  46. Tittyman5000

    Right out of the shower?

    I like to rub lotion keep the body moist :D Use Deodorant then brush teeth & tongue, floss, gargle with listerine then use Clear eyes, a lil Polo Sport, one spray up top one below :yesyes:
  47. Tittyman5000

    Do you guys talk about anything other than porn?

    Tropic Thunder :dunno:
  48. Tittyman5000

    What are you listening to right now?

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