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Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates I wouldn't be able to tell if it was the *right* amount of oil unless she let me slide around on her naked for a while. Then I'd know. H

That was great- wish it had been a bit more explicit lesbian action, but hey- that's probably something people get when they pay, right? It's a nice link, anyhow :glugglug: H

Nope- it's all for naught. There is no "Bacon" H

The guy looks like he's just starting to go GAHHHH!!!!

Great pic- too bad the maker of the poster didn't look up the word "douche" before he made fun of someone else. :glugglug: I don't know- because you **** ****? This will sound strange, but there are things the federal government does and develops that you don't need to know about. Weird, but...

Could be much worse- you could be looking at that engulfed in flames. Just sayin' :hatsoff: H

Sure thing- basically, my conversation above was: Him- "I don't speak Spanish" Me- "You don't speak Spanish?" What do you speak?" Him- "Mexican" So I asked him- "Are you in the country legally? Do you have immigration papers?" jb

The difference was that both older movies and TV shows were a lot more fun- not everything had to be so dark and dramatic and heavy. People were allowed to be on well lit sets, smile, and not take too much seriously. That's awesome, and it made a lot of things pretty damn entertaining. I...

I like to do it the old fashioned way, and get **** behind a fast moving truck with no pants on. That seems get rid of all that unwanted ass hair, as well as some of those extra pounds that can pack on. It can leave some little red bumps though, but Baconsalt, you're an expert with those ;) H

Wait... how can you tell they're insane? H

And totally modest.

Sunny all the way.

Despite the announcement by the guy that he's going to cum, followed by the 15-20 seconds of moaning before any cum starts coming out. Now then, what else have we learned? Hmmm... 205. When a woman wears a strap-on dildo, she will feel the same pleasurable sensations a man does in his penis...

The first real hardcore X-rated porn I watched was a Swedish Erotica tape that a friend's *** had. Mostly I remember the preview on the tape for another porn flick called "I like to Watch". Yeah, old stuff. H

I would have tapped her many years ago, but probably not now. H

All my bedding routinely gets cleaned with bleach. Even that isn't a 100% prevention of mites and such, but it sure helps. H

None none none none fucking none! I want those worthless, miserable, money-grubbing pricks to come up with some interesting, original stories.

Yes, along with the ever popular "maricon" (which means homosexual) The best was the guy who said "No hable Espanol". And I looked at him a bit quizzically and asked "No Espanol? Que tu hable?" And he replied "Yo hable pero Mexicano". :confused: But the whole conversation, which was in...

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates That's just incredibly nice. Looks like it's going to be a great set of pics. H

It would have been the 200th birthday of a man who has been an inspiration to me for a long, long time- Edgar Allen Poe. My favorite writer, and as I said, the inspiration for an awful lot of things I've written and watched over the years. Happy 200th, Ed! H

Happy birthday to a comic genius. A legend. H

Most of my Spanish comes from the cop days, though I do know a little bit more. quien es el dueno de esta carro?

Agachese, y separe sus nalgas con sus manos :hatsoff: H

Does it look to anyone else like the bird **** on the guy's hat just an instant before? H

That's one big fuckin burger....

Noice, but squallie's right. H

He certainly hasn't been doing well of late. Not a fan of his in the slightest, but best wishes for a speedy recovery for ole Ted. H

Well... tubuler was going to get blown.... I'm doing laundry. In fifteen minutes, I'm going to have wet socks going into the dryer.

"Pinnochio the Lying Cunt" :rofl:

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates No, I think that mesh set is actually a bit older, believe it or not. H

Actually, Ninjas were never really meant for open combat- they were saboteurs and assassins.

"I wish I could walk?" "I wish I was young still?" :dunno:

Now I just need to apply the top glaze :thumbsup: H

I would think that would be a very acceptable answer. Suppose there's a woman on there just looking for a guy who will put his dick in her- this could be that guy... H

It's a predatory cat, and it's pretty good at what it does. My guess? While you're lining up your shot on the two laying in the grass- the other two females lying in the grass already have you lined up. Cute picture. H

No- if you look for her on youtube, you can find the video where she says she's not leaving the biz. H

In that respect- you're 100% correct it's parody :)

About 6 hours ago I got blown... :D H

Wow- that "****** Parents" one is a little over the top... The window peeping one, on the other hand, reminds me why I love redheads... H

What a strange crossover... And Superman should respond with "Yeah, but you're a dickweed! And I've also sworn to beat the **** out of those."

That's great! I love the gangster puppet. H

MY EYES!!!!! :eek:

Do it- have fun- life's short- don't take it seriously (life or a DP). My Mrs. loves 'em! H

With all the things that *could* have happened to that plane with a bird strike during takeoff, this was miraculous and wonderful, in terms of the ending. I mean, you really do become very unstable and asymmetrical in flight when you're trying to gain as much speed and power as you can to get...

I'm just glad my Chiefs hired a decent GM. Now all we need is a decent head coach, as far as front office goes. Players are a different story...

She let me give her one earlier this evening :thumbsup: I should have taken a picture. H

Remember that when he has to make policy decisions that will affect you, or speak on behalf of America to Israel, or Iran, or Russia, etc. Yeah, he represents you. Just like W has represented the US for the last 8, despite the amount of loathing and disrespect he's received from a number of...

Well of course it is. Hey everyone- thousands of years away, there's a star. Thousands and thousands of years away from that, there's another one, and so on. Did you know that the positions of these stars makes my personality what it is? And just might determine my fate or destiny? Sounds...

Nope- better notch it up a little, and include a "Sarcasm" icon in the future. H

So he's dead like Tupac or Biggie Smalls then, in that after death, he still won't quit producing material? H