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Re: NEW!! Member of the week feature Hmmm find a good agent and that could work for you. Have TV commercials, "This was the response to the last appearance of Tunsty" and show film of girls just rolling on the floor in laughter and then your shows will sell out even though nobody knows who...

Watched all 5 batman movies this past weekend. Batman Begins is a good movie, still doesn't make up for the horrible piece of **** that was Batman & Robin. But in the extras it was awesome to hear Joel Schumacher apologize to the fans for such a crappy movie that was made to sell toys.

At the bazaar's we had outside or base in A-stan a bunch of guys traded magazines and other crap for Burka's and said they were going to make their wives where them for Halloween this year. I can see domestic dispute cases going up if they were being serious. If I was still in HS and had no...

Went for GNR since so many good bands where left out. Slayer - Reign In *****.........still one of the best albums ever made.

Is afraid to tell Colonel that she left her handcuffs at his house.

Debt Of Honor written in '96 or '97. The day of 9/11 I thought directly of this book and the movie "The Siege" ('98).

Spent too many hours on desk duty to avoid "Wall-to-wall" counseling

Johnny Cash - Hurt

I'm going to create a midget army to stand outside the mental insitute on the weekend and to have them ****** as soon as the doors open.

That is so wrong on so many levels. ....you have spent more than 1 hour trying to make out a set of tits on a blurry PPV channel.

If you think every woman owns a little school girl outfit.

Did you want a site with just no bs links or all live links cause I found dead links on AZ.

I'm with him but a little cheaper so I'll throw in $100.

I like it, its new, its different, its edgy. So what color for when someone finally hits the big 100?

An american version hasn't been released yet, not that I can find and I only have a Region 1 DVD player. It wasn't the greatest show ever, just good for some laughs, I'm not going to go out of my way and pay a bundle for it and I'm an isomniac, so staying up late never bothered me.

That was the name of it, thanks. Yeah I remember every week I stayed up later and later just for one episode and then Comedy Central just stopped airing it all together.

Does anyone remember a show on Comedy Central a few years ago, it was a British comedy about a book shop, they ran a few episodes and then shoved it to like Sunday night at 1am until they quit playing it altogether. It wasn't the funniest thing ever but I liked it.

Chevelle - One Lonely Visitor STP - Transmissions From A Lonely Room Black Sabbath - Lonely Is The Word Switchfoot - Lonely Nation H.I.M. - Lonely Road 5 with Failure in the song title

Re: NEW!! Member of the week feature I'm putting in it right now, next weeks MOTW should be Juballs midget, but until then congrats Erica!

Missing movement, AWOL and desertion are the same thing just different times. If you miss the first formation, you missed movement, if they can't find you after that you are AWOL, after 30 days if they can't find you, you are considered a desertor. Deserting during wartime is punishable by...

Invested in PVS 7 D's to hide in the trees outside the female barracks.

If it worked that way there would probably be 5 people in the entire Army. There are plenty of ways out, but I have too much respect for myself to get anything but an honorable discharge. Another story, this one happened to a friend: He was walking through Bagram Air Field one night after...

That would be going AWOL (Absent Without Leave) and that is punishable crime, meaning jailtime. I was supposed to separate from the Army in Mar 2007, but I'll be in Iraq at that time and I'll get caught by stop-loss/stop-movement, so I'm hoping to be out by earlier than Jan 08. Oh and I have a...

Almost all my near death experiences started after I enlisted.....never had to many problems before hand. After all the rifle training you go through in Basic Combat Training, you're supposed to use all your skills at a Night Infiltration Course, two live M-60's shooting over head, gotta...

Re: Paris Hilton on a nude beach I'm going to go out on a limb here, but I'm going to guess...........maybe the money. They say money can't buy happiness, but that much money sure as hell can buy you everything else you want.

Has a useless printer.

Yeah it was pretty fucked up, she's lucky the police arrived almost immediately cause I was half-tempted to shove her infront of an oncoming truck. I think I just have dumb-luck, in Afghanistan we were out on a 3 day mission, my HMMWV had lead the entire time until we hit a village and had to...

Here is my thread for everyone to share near death experiences (I have to win a Tunsty award at some point). After a year in Afghanistan and an upcoming year in Iraq I could fill this board for hours, but here is my first one. This past Sunday was supposed to just hang out with a friend, well...

Oh I'm going to start a near death experience thread when I decide to stop being lazy.

Gave a lawful order to stop.

Found out Sunday morning an easy way to ruin a Jeep is to let a pissed off ***** girl drive. Rollovers are quite an adventure let me tell ya.

For my notebook I have a Creative PMCIA Sound Blaster Audigy 2 ZS and to blast music in my room I have the Creative I-Trigue 3400 ( http://us.creative.com/products/product.asp?category=4&subcategory=27&product=10733). After my I bought my Creative Jukebox I've been a sucker for their...

Pray she didn't eat Taco Bell.

I quit a long time ago. As a *** it was always Batman and Spiderman, as I got older I started collecting Punisher and Wolverine. I think I quit around Wolverine's 100 where they tried to fuse the adamantium (sp?) back into him. Wow I feel like a total nerd right now.

Wicked Game by either Chris Isaak, H.I.M., or Gregorian Focus on a new way A new day has begun for me I thought that yesterday was a bad day So I took my time to figure it ou Whats the right way to live by me

Will one day be employee of the week at "Belladonna's Dreamland."

To keep Ifilms free they do a commercial before the video plays so you have to wait about a minute for the commercial to run through.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2681267

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2681515?showw=no&refsite=6166 Just found this, film trailers redone.

Yes it is Happy Tree Friends, those cute cudely ******* who die horrible, cruel and hilarious deaths every web episode.

Close, the name of the song is actually Hurt. Originally written by Trent Reznor/Nine Inch Nails, Johnny Cash remade it before passing (RIP) and Sevendust remade it in honor of Johnny Cash. Also would have accepted Gregorian as an answer since they covered it as well. Bob Dylan -...

Raven if I had to choose, but am I the only one that doesn't find anything exceptional about all these new amatuer's? Every day there seems to be a new girl that just turned 18 today and just created a tease website and everyone thinks she is the hottest thing ever, but I really don't find...

Red Hot Chili Peppers - I Could Have Lied What have I become My sweetest friend? Everyone I know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt (Rep for anyone who can name 3 artists that have sung this song)

Waited under Stacy Keibler's bed for her socks.

Hero2 Congrats on 3000 Tunsty and good luck for 3402!!!!

Re: NEW!! Member of the week feature Congrats D-rock!!

Somebody at Bagram Air Field taped a guy fucking a cow from his tower. Video was quite similiar to this. You know its a bad when the day you arrive and get your briefing you get warned about Man-Love Thursday because as they say over there, women are for babies and boys are for pleasure.

I'm too cheap to pay right now, but if I ever decide I know I will use the review section because I have read a few of the reviews and they are in depth and detailed which is really nice to have there if you need it.

Anyone who is a fan of Sevendust you have to get their new cd "Next". Check out the song "Pieces"

Was pissed off about the waste of a good cake.