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Ahem... http://www.harleyspencer.com ... because I'm pretty sure if I didn't offer that recommendation they'd take away my Harley Spencer Fan Club membership card...

You wanna move this to the Favorite Babes section because of me? Aww... that's sweet. :o

Martina Topley-Bird - Need One

You know, I'm starting to get the feeling that this thread is missing something... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... what could it be...? ... ... ... ... BOOM! Fixed. So, so fabulous... :D

Wait... so it's like an Easter egg hunt with cured meat!?! How awesome is that!? I'M IN! :thumbsup:

Tough to tell if he's really all that stupid or not. He definitely acts that way, but so much of what he posts is such obvious bullshit it's tough to tell where the trolling stops and the stupidity begins... ... he's DEFINITELY annoying though. :D

Jealous you didn't make the list, huh? It's okay... better luck next time?

That's a lot of winky eyes. Is this story bullshit?

Chocolate biscuit? What an odd thing for a white guy to nickname his junk... huh. You're welcome. I'm all nice and stuff. :dunno: I take it "wus" stands for Wickedly Under-appreciated Sexmuffin. See, I know you haven't clicked my name on the poll yet, but you obviously want to. :thumbsup:

I guess congratulations are in order for Roald. Though I do wonder what this means for the end user...

I'd have wished you a happy birthday if I knew, but I didn't because no one told me. :dunno: I think you need a better PR department... Happy belated birthday? For my allergy, when a small spider bites me I get feverish, every muscle in my body cramps up to the point where it's not only...

Uh, maybe you should take some time off. Just put the porn down and walk away for a bit. Read some books maybe.

Because I have a ***** allergy to spider venom? It's an English euphemism for penis. Coffee is of course an English euphemism for tea (because we all know that English people only ***** tea). Thus, yes, he likes to dunk his dick in tea. The English are freaky like that.

Your own video gives you better alternatives: Sex worker. Or you know, prostitute. Though I'm not sure if it was mentioned in the video, even ****** would be better (though that one is used as more of a euphemism and as such would kind of defeat part of the purpose).

Pretty much everyone has secrets and shame. That's human nature. I understand why they'd reach for the most offensive term possible: to draw attention to the issue, since that's what it's all about. That said, applying a needlessly derogatory term probably draws a lot of the wrong kind of...

You know wyld, I'm allergic to spiders but I still think you'd have a better chance at seeing me juggle tarantulas than that happening...

International "Whores" day? They couldn't have chosen a slightly less derogatory term? That's like calling February "N-word History Month"... :facepalm:

You're gonna have to be more specific; do you mean the small enclosed washroom? Because if a plane starts falling out of the sky the whole damn thing is gonna become one big toilet pretty fuckin' quickly...

I think you'll find that most liberals will say that he has every right to do it, but that he shouldn't be an asshole and should refrain from doing it. Much like people shouldn't burn Bibles or pretty much do anything else solely for the purpose of ******* people off. In fact, that was exactly...

He's an extremist. The funny thing about extremists is that they **** other extremists but find it impossible to distinguish those other offending extremists from the moderate masses. A few of them can't distinguish the hateful few from masses and thus they will **** all of us and act upon that...

Happy birthday Sabrina! :wave:

Well obviously. You must be a virgin or you'd know about the Magical Powers of the Penis™. You see, it's a well known fact that all women are man-hungry and that whenever a penis enters them it's magical powers make the woman fall instantly in love with whoever it's attached to. Invariably they...

I loves me some wet Harley. :)

Yes he did. He explained that he wanted to see crime and mass ******* in Maryland. He did it right here, see? For those who missed it, it went a little like this... ... pretty self-explanatory, no? He even included an evil laugh to let us know that he knows what he was saying was, despite...

Gratz Mandy. :thumbsup: And I shall vote for Harley because I'm me and I do that.

I have no idea who she is, so I'm guessing she's probably not that essential...

You're missing a "G" (I'm guessing in order to avoid being s******ed), but otherwise you are correct as well. They're synonyms.

You'd better hope for a cameraman with some seriously steady-ass hands and that the scenes don't start changing while you're licking... God only knows where your tongue could end up.

Because it's a bullshit topic and he's trolling? Wasn't that really, really obvious though? He has a topic devoted to music which includes heavy metal. Does anyone REALLY think this guy has a problem with people throwing the horns up? Oh, and other topics by this super-religious guy include...

The skull symbolizes death, and Golgotha, the place of Christ's execution, is translated to The Skull or The Place of the Skull. In Isaiah 59:5-6 the works of the Evilest of men are likened to that of a spider: They hatch the eggs of vipers and spin a spider's web. Whoever eats their eggs will...

Huh. I was thinking maybe that number of wins over the year would be tallied and that would be the deciding factor. Or even number of votes across all of the different times nominated or won. Sounds like just a double-sized (since the average number of nom's a week seems to be five) normal...

This is my first year here, so uh... how does the "of the Week of the Year" thing work, anyway?

It's obviously a draw. Bond would shoot Bourne with his watch that's actually a laser ***. Then Bond would die. You know, from all the syphilis. Damned brain-eating spirochetes...

And what about the evil skull-spider that used to be your avatar? That was a positive religious thing too? Let me guess, Jesus had one of those as his first pet because trying to find a Chihuahua in Nazareth was a total pain in the ass...

Roast chicken and coffee. Oh, and some Calvin Klein's Obsession for Men. This... is an odd topic.

Wait... this requires commentary now? And you're sayin' you're going to... like, sit in the corner and criticize? How am I supposed to perform under that kind of pressure!? :cussing:

Sneaker Pimps - Waterbaby

I'm gonna need a minute here... ... ... .. ... ... :rubbel: FYI Stiffy... I'm willing to share. ;) :glugglug: :rofl:

Well, the people it had a negative effect on were aggressive, anti-social, self-involved jerks. The study suggested it promoted "sexist attitudes" but didn't specify what qualified there. So that could mean that these people simply started to show signs of viewing women more as objects and less...

Speaking as a God fearing crusader against the ****** of Satan™, we all know that ultimately thinking about the supernatural gives it power. This is why God asks for our prayers and that Harry Potter is Evil and corrupting our youth. Opening one's mind, ultimately, opens one's soul and thus...

I think we all picked up on it. It's the Internet though. It's the natural assumption that all women are definitely men until they provide ironclad proof that they aren't. After said proof is given the natural assumption is just that they're probably men.

Keep in mind by "fuck" she means F.U.C.K. ... and in, ****** Underground Combat with Kangaroos. Each of us will be imprisoned in a steel cage at an undisclosed location where we must face off against kangaroos in vicious and ****** battles to the death armed with only our wits and the fists...

For those who don't want to read the article: The study found that assholes exposed to porn showed signs of being slightly more assholeish toward women after the fact. It was also found that these changes in attitude were brought about by the involved arousal. Thus, though the article doesn't...

I imagine you mean the random woman in that picture. In which case, no. No, I have no idea who you mean. Going by the image name I'm going to assume she's Ms. AvZ8QAD CAAqELl. I'm guessing that's German or something. :dunno: In that pic she looks a little like Susan Saint James from Kate &...

That looks uncomfortable.

On the one hand, this could be true. On the other hand, I made the list! \0/ It's not pointless; I made the list! \0/ Isn't that the point? To make the list? Because I made it. See? Right up there. Me. On the list. \0/ :D

RASQ, dude, if you're gonna post a Roxette song it should always be The Look...

African American, spawned by a combination of French and American culture. Likely originating in the South. Not sure of the exact origin. Probably a Creole thing, or maybe Haitian refugees.

I made the list! \0/ You know, they say it's an honor just to be nominated. They're right. :o :D

One for Maggie Green.