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Be an OCSM? Hell no. We live in a society that tends to **** on women in general. We also live in a society that likes to engage in "slut shaming" when it comes to the fairer sex, and thus likes to trash any woman who basically isn't a nun. It's also a society that likes to hammer on anyone who...

I had a snake, but it one that ate live and he was kinda bad at actually hunting prey, so he starved to death :(. Had some bunnies too, but they never attacked anyone. :dunno:

Well, then maybe Anders will give you a free IOU for a third t-shirt...? :D

If not black people then who would you call the N-word? Novel idea: Maybe don't go around randomly using terms which are generally viewed as derogatory to describe people who aren't actively being assholes. Just a thought... :dunno:

Happy fourth FreeOnes-birthday! :thumbsup: Maybe Anders will give you a free t-shirt or something!

I really liked the first two games, but never played the third. When I found out that the ME2 cast, and Jack's role in particular, was being marginalized in the third game I just figured; fuck it :dunno:.

Better terms to use: Pro ****** Hooker Call girl Prostitute

I've had a couple of pet rats over the years. They're very clean and good natured. They really do make great pets. Hamsters are bastards though. Fuck hamsters.

I don't get it, why wouldn't you want to live by someone who's catatonic? They just sit there and vegetate. :dunno:

Re: So I just watched these whores competing the the Miss Universe pageant.. Andronicus isn't the topic creator, the thread was made by Blue Countach.

The Tragically Hip - Grace, Too

:( I'm actually curious to know if they're any good... As long as there's proper hygiene going on I've never found any issues there. I quite like going down, and am way more than willing to spend a bunch of time down there. As far as I'm concerned that's about the best kind of foreplay...

Mhm. The ones I tried were pretty cheap. The first one was mostly picked up on a lark. The second one primarily to figure out if it was any better than the first. It was not. You mean like this? I've seen those before (my buddy's wife used to work in a toy shop), and considered it, but never...

Sure, and that's nice and all, but I'm just not sure if that's the same. :( (especially since they never seem to hit the right spot in a satisfactory way... or maybe the ones I've tried were just shitty :dunno:)

Will do! :thumbsup: I'll also have to see if I can get some little bunny ears installed down there... :D

Glad you liked it. :thumbsup:

note to self: have vibrating apparatus surgically implanted into penis

Well... I'm ******** tea right now, but I think I'm about to switch to water so that I convince Vanilla Bear to ***** my ***... ;)

Ah, but ultimately it's not really comparison of sex vs. toys, but penis vs. toys. Real part vs. fake part. A penis on it's own is going to be inferior. It's all of the stuff that goes into sex (which can also involve toys :D) that ultimately makes it better, the whole being greater than the sum...

Re: So I just watched these whores competing the the Miss Universe pageant.. Yeah, that's a pretty good rule to live by.

Re: Actual pic/vid that made you cum today? What I don't get is... Stiffy isn't chocolate. I saw that pic of his eyes in the member fansign thread. He's pretty vanilla too... :confused:

Dragonette - I Get Around

Re: So I just watched these whores competing the the Miss Universe pageant.. It has a lot of negative connotations. Even when it accurately describes a woman's profession, there are better, less loaded terms.

Wet t-shirts are little cliché. I mean, not bad... but overdone. A thin, wet, white dress... that can be nice though.

33% of women have difficulty reaching orgasm during sex. 80% have difficulty through vaginal sex. So... yeah... if the real thing is better than toys would apparently be so terrible that the sex toy industry wouldn't exist...

Used to watch a lot of Gilligan's Island. Ginger Grant seems like high maintenance, also a little vapid. Mary Ann Summers was nice and fun. Also, I tend to prefer dark haired girls (though it varies person-to-person). So Mary Ann wins for me. :dunno:

Wiki tells me they're only 19 years apart, so that would have put her in her 40s. Occasionally you've got to try and tame the wild cougar... :dunno:

You're secretly in love with Slater. You're publicly in love with me! :lovecoupl Regarding Slater films, I recommend Kuffs. It was probably incredibly terrible, as only remember one part of the film. With that said, I do like the one part of the film I remember; the message he was originally...

I've had people suggest Christian Slater, though I personally never saw it. Heard it either, since some people suggested I sound like him too... :dunno:

That word seems a little redundant. I think the anger was implied. :D You can't deny it, Paula and the animated cat man speak the truth...

Chopper, don't bring **** into it, man. There are lines you shouldn't cross.

Hey, it's still 45 days until Christmas and it's a twelve day holiday! So sure, December 25th - January 5th? Peace and goodwill towards all men. Until then? Thunderdome! :banger:

Sorry to hear that. Because it bodes well for your mood change being transitory, or because you think some people here are wishing you pain? Because if it helps I'm the former, not the latter. :D

About two or three months ago I'd have readily voted Blue Countach because he was often a constructive contributor to most of the conversations he was involved with. He seems to be a bit erratic and aggressive lately though, which is a bit disappointing, and I'm hoping it's just a phase. So...

Re: Prettiest Female face? I'm pretty sure if I say anyone but Harley Spencer that Mr_Stiffy will die of shock... ... luckily he gets to live another day though. :thumbsup:

Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London

Lemon tea.

A week ago I fed my dog some new food with boar in it. When taking her for a walk I ****** a couple of times on the clean up. Didn't spill my lunch though...

MS MR - Hurricane

Never been with a pro. Of course before this year I'd only ever bought an issue of two or Playboy. Still, porn wins handily. :dunno:

A copy of ******* Kennedy: The End of Camelot, by Bill O'Reilly. A high powered rifle. A flux capacitor.

Jane's Addiction - Jane Says

:) She's a great girl all around.

Last I checked post count wins you nothing of worth. Is there something I missed? I mean, he can't be that desperate for a custom title, especially since you can pick one up for a few measly credits. Can't be the t-shirt... it's just a fucking t-shirt. That leaves... nothing, right? I mean hey...

Water.

For when you really want to attract, and be eaten by, wild *******...

Take a quick look at your keyboard Sam.

Re: ***** Killer---Porn Stars W/O Makeup I honestly have never really understood the whole "cheekbone" thing :dunno:. They all kind of look the same to me. People talk about "high" cheekbones but... they're all right there, just under the eye. I mean, they have to be since they form the lower...

Re: ***** Killer---Porn Stars W/O Makeup Hey, are you suggesting that I will occasionally derail topics due to the fact that Harley Spencer is both a wonderful human being and the most sensually beautiful woman on the planet? because yeah, I might occasionally do that... :suspicious:

What makes me hold the political views I do? Self-concept and personal preference. The only other option is to tow a party line, and I just don't care enough for groups of people to do that (while individuals may be fine, I find the more people you add to a group the lower the average IQ of the...