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  1. Embryoyo

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? My girlfriend :thumbsup:
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    Which bikini body is sexier?

    Neither. Too thin.
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    The Scam Alert Thread

    I got hit with that craigslist scam last year when trying to sell a camera. He offered to pay me $300 for a $200 camera which seemed awkward to me in the first place, but I reluctantly agreed. Minutes later, I received an e-mail from "PayPal" saying the funds are "waiting" to be deposited into...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The last two parts [9 & 10] of Band Of Brothers. The last half of Part 9 was fucking twisted... Seriously, that was probably the most powerful half hour I've ever seen in any movie/television program. I felt like I was actually there, discovering these atrocities for the first time...
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    any black or death metal fans here ?

    Truth. I used to be way into Grave. I still love 'em, but not like I used to. They were the first DM band I got into though, so respect for that. Dismember are still the gods of DM though.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Foghat - Rock & Roll Outlaws Song: Eight Days On The Road Oh hell yeah, I fuckin' love these guys so much!!!
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    Most Addicting Game Ever

    Anyone feel even close to this? I still think it't the best game ever made :thumbsup: By the way, I really like the actual variety of responses this thread got, it's quiet unusual!
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    Kevin Smith??? Kevin...NO!!!

    He made a porno more hilarious than he looks :tongue:
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    Bullshit

    Seriously. Alot of us weren't here just for a stupid contest ;)
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    Are you a vegetarian?

    Creamy broccoli is very desirable but... how can you be offended by meat, when any ****** tears it's prey apart to fucking SHREDS to feast upon the edible parts? Sure humans breed ******* to do this for our own sustenance, but do you not believe ******* would do the same had they the chance...
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    I totally understand this!

    Never have I felt sorry for a plush toy, 'til now!
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    Here's a view you just saw, and didn't want to see!

    Fortunately, I just got knocked the fuck out :D
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    Bunch of Hogs

    Sooo... sluts bring out pigs? How about, don't be a slut and you won't find pigs? I know not all women are fucking stupid, but this painting says by default... STUPID WOMEN...
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    KISS...Teletubbies????

    ..and yet, the look better than the actual regular band members ;) Who woulda thought :)
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    Jesus...some one get the Raid, and make sure that thing doesn't get in!!!

    I've got a can to coat the world for THAT thing... UGH!!!
  16. Embryoyo

    Saddle up ***, and welcome to manhood!!!

    Shyeah... good luck :D
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    wanking it at the office

    That's why you get a girlfriend :)
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    I wouldn't use these facilities just on principle

    Well, it has been recycled... :D
  19. Embryoyo

    This really is a form of *******!

    Figured that to be your average ICP fan really...
  20. Embryoyo

    Antique R2-D2

    Bless 'em nerds :) It's cool!
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    You win, okay?! Just stop looking at me like that!

    *shivers down spine* (and not in a good way... at ALL!)
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    Babe in bed with titties bouncing

    Except my girlfriend looks much better in that position :D ...and no, you can't see ;)
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    Yeah, ummm I don't know what this is, but it's not bling!

    How 'bout... people will do anything to "bling"
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    good looking game

    Oh lame I'd never play that!!! I don't see 5/6 gears or a clip anywhere...
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    My kingdom for a fork...what a weird fetish? WTF???

    I wouldn't step foot in there... This is seriously a fetish???
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    Emo soap

    HAHAHA!!! :rofl: +1 to you sir! Too fuckin' great!!!
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    mmmmm coffee

    Gross... It's bad enough having my girl reeking of coffee, at least she doesn't bathe in that ****!
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    Audi vs BMW - Ad War

    Haha, I love it... that's more my style right there... although I'd personally buy an Evo over an STi, if I had to choose.
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    Are you a vegetarian?

    Love me *******, plants, fruit... Good stuff :)
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    youtube in trouble ???

    Really, what is the deal with YouTube? I mean, it's alright to browse through once a week or so for some cool racing/car customization clips, but I don't understand the addiction... I certainly couldn't care about people showing off their lame view of comedy/life or bitching about their...
  31. Embryoyo

    What are you listening to right now?

    Nitrogenetics - Rise And Shine What would I do without my frequent Gabber fix... ahhhhh...
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    Audi vs BMW - Ad War

    Seriously. BMW is better than most companies. I'll have to send these pics to my Bimmer fanatic friend, he'll love 'em! It is awesome though. CHECMATE. Love it! :thumbsup:
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    Who the hell would make a costume like that?

    Classic, and my favorite :D Looks like a werebunny!
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    Worst place for a Tattoo?

    I'm mostly like that, but I think upper/lower arms and lower legs (the gastrocnemius/calf muscle areas) are alright places too. Of your choices, breast tats are the worst looking, but obviously the face/neck is by far the worst area possible.
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    Have you watched porn so much that 'normal' women don't appeal to you anymore?

    I agree, but omit the 0... Yeah, that's right... 1% I find your average woman much more appealing. :bowdown:
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    Dig 'may reveal' Cleopatra's tomb

    Coolness :thumbsup:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The Viper & G-Town Madness - Let It Bump! My anthem for the year!!
  38. Embryoyo

    Serious problem

    truth.
  39. Embryoyo

    What are you listening to right now?

    Some of my favorite Noisekick tracks. Currently: Springtime Feelings
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    any black or death metal fans here ?

    Dismember are the fuckin' GODS of Death Metal. Bow down, fools. You should probably bow to Autopsy too... and *********, Immolation, Kaamos, Bolt Thrower, Iniquity, Gorguts, Repugnant... :D Really though, I am a huge fan of late 80s to early 90s Death Metal, fuck most of that broootowel tech...
  41. Embryoyo

    Romantic songs?

    I appreciate all the help everyone, you guys are too awesome :) Got as much rep out as I could, more to come tomorrow after I'm recharged! I'm gonna need that much time to look into EVERYTHING that's been recommended anyway!!!
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    Favorite *******?

    YES! Or if you wanna spend $20 less on a fifth for something a little less smooth, 1800 Silver is a good alternative. Don't buy any ******* that's not 100% agave.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Nosferatu - Never Met Equals Song: Beaver Cleaver Yes, the Gabber DJ, not the Goth Rock band.
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    Ancient medicines were alcoholic

    Now that is one medicine I wouldn't mind taking :thumbsup:
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    Fir Tree Removed from Patients's LUNG !

    :rofl: Good 'un!
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    WOW! That is a very good list, tell your woman I really REALLY appreciate it :) ******* does...

    WOW! That is a very good list, tell your woman I really REALLY appreciate it :) ******* does work, but it's not necessary. I prefer mood music and lighting and all the old fashioned romantic stuff, but a couple margaritas never hurt anything! Hehe... But yeah, I've looked into some songs and...
  47. Embryoyo

    My new goal for Zelda: ocarina of time

    You know, I've completed the game with everything before, BUT... under 8 hours? Fuck that... Sounds impossible.
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