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If you need lessons, I can send Becks over to teach you...;)

"Your girlfriends name is.....Alicia? Youve hardly mentioned her, so at times I forget her name." LOL Probably still trying to convince himself that "Alicia" is real and not just the picture in his avatar....

Thanks for being honest. I was just surprised that it seemed like many people, even non-Germans were getting all 33 right. I just took the test and didn't try any questions again. Like you said, the name of the constitution and the flag colors were tough ones that I missed.

Still looks good to me. In fact a little better than before.

Very cool stuff! Especially about the brain. Just fascinating.

I'm happy with what I have. I would take on a third testicle though.

Totally agree with gsb and friday. However, I am very unfamiliar with the concept of dying from overwork. Perhaps the Japanese should do some studies and try and determine what are the signs that something like this is imminent. If there are warning signs, then maybe some lives can be saved with...

I had a girl suck me for 20 minutes once because she wanted it in her mouth. It felt reasonably good and I didn't lose the erection, but I just didn't get the orgasm. So I started jerking and in less than a minute I came, mostly in her mouth. It's funny how things work. I would say I come in...

I was saying "fuck thee, violator"! lol :D No offense though, it was of course more of a come-on than a disagreement with your argument. ;) The article is interesting though, as I always pictured the moon as being filled with creamy nougat rather than water. And by creamy nougat I mean...

I masturbate every time I see a thread on masturbation. Something about other guys talking about masturbation just sets me off. :eek:

"Freeones turned me straight" "Who's your favorite pr0nstar?" "Troll Alert" "I bump zombies" "Junior Olympic Pole Vaulter" "Having an orgasm" "My girlfriend is a blowup doll"

Re: 'hottest Olympian Tournament' Well, I can see none of these women have a career in porn in their future. Not much to look at except for a couple of gymnasts. Lisa Leslie was in this at one point? EEEEW.

I got 19/20. I actually missed the very last one.

All you folks who got 33 out of 33, was it because you tried the question again? Or did you know them all on the first try?

How about you learn to use the multi-quote function first, then I'll start writing. :D I could write exceptional ribald poetry, except I have no desire or drive to. I no longer enjoy writing at all, whether it be poetry or prose. However, in the past, I had written a 30-page sexual-*******...

I dunno. If I'm sexually attracted to a woman or girl, that is what makes her hot to me. :dunno:

Great read, Fox. It's ok that you're blowing your trumpet. You know your **** about this for sure. Every man should read that advice, whether they know how to make a girl squirt or not. I've never really read much sex advice before and just have gone on what I know and have experienced and...

Why don't you read the link posted by squallumz?

Seems like the police are using a technicality in the law to profile people. Good for them. I think profiling, as long as it's not racial is a good policing tool.

Candlebox - Far Behind http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSp-cSJNGdQ Depeche Mode - Barrel of a *** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yULYoX50a4 Soundgarden - Blow Up the Outside World http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWRDjgByyzY Tool - Aenema http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo Tonic - If...

Thanks Prof! My tastes perhaps run the gamut a little more than most, but I like your list too. We have quite a few in common.

Hmm...and you say you have no friends? I can't imagine why. :D I don't think anyone (except bodie and maybe gsb) will be disappointed to know that my best friend on the board is Becks.

Wow! I never knew Jessica Jaymes was a teacher! Interesting to know.

You scored 23 out of a possible 33 points. Well done! You would have no problem getting a German passport. I think this test is a joke. I've never been outside the US, much less to Europe, and I'm no genius when it comes to history and I still ******?!?! So many of the answers were obvious...

Well, congratulations to Eva, I sure will miss her for awhile. Thanks for the info. :thumbsup:

Remember to search for "Marcia Gay Hardon" as many times a day as you can. I need to get that ranking headed for the top! :moon: As for what I did to get on the list, well let's just say it involves 2 clowns, a midget and me in a schoolgirl outfit...

It's just ridiculous, IMO. I've always thought this *****-pageant scene is all just bullshit. Making the girls look older before their time and making them grow up too fast is a dangerous way to parent. This girl will probably get pregnant at 19 just like her mommy did.

Shakespeare I enjoyed along with Emily Dickinson and Jane Austen. I've never read Wordsworth, Henry James, or Paul Auster. The only one on that list that repeatedly disappointed me and had me getting blurry-eyed and falling ****** was Whitman. I remember finishing "Leaves of Grass" and thinking...

I like squirting, but sometimes it's hard to tell whether it's real or not. Sometimes if the pussy is really spread while she squirts, you can tell if the ejaculate is coming out of the urethra or not. If it's not coming out of the urethra, then she's definitely a squirter, if it is, then she...

I wonder if all the guys were actually sucked to orgasm. I would really hold up the queue as it takes me awhile to cum from a BJ.

I think the *** should qualify for the Darwin Awards. He may be young but he's dangerous. I think he got what he deserved and his parents should be ashamed. On a side note: so much for *****-proof lighters, eh? :dunno:

Well, I've got an audition pending for "Cum on My Track Marks Vol 9" *fingers crossed* In all seriousness, though, I don't even think I would want to be a porn star. I would think it would change sex from being a great thing to being a chore.

lol Well at least he's got something to put on his resume: "I fucked Rachel Roxxx." :dunno:

Just checked the site out for the first time. Pretty cool. Brought back the memories for sure. Ah, nostalgia!

Well, thank you, but it's tough starting off at the bottom rung though. But on the plus side, I'm always out of work by 9 PM, because they have to get my co-stars back to the homeless shelter.

You know, I actually love her voice and the whole Queens accent. I hear a woman talk like that, and I get all "verklempt"!

So that's what all the updates were lately on my machine. Luckily I don't have that type of firewall. Good lookin' out YMIHERE, I'll be sure to check that link if any of my friends are having problems.

Well, I'm actually playful a lot of the time. Just that my usual omnisexuality I present on the board confuses people...lol

Hello HH! Hope you are doing well on this fine night, you sexy sweetie!

Whack can mean different things. Regular meaning - 1. Generally to hit something 2. to try to do something: "I'll take a whack at that crossword puzzle." Slang 1 - To **** somebody, usually used in mobster speak: "I just whacked that guy for ya, boss." Slang 2 - Describing something as...

Just go to the main freeones page, and scroll down, the top 20 are listed.

OK, that leaves me to step up to that cute, pouty face! ;) :glugglug:

Is he British by any chance? j/k

Good, with that sign, maybe I can get away with calling it an "accident" when I grope her.

I think she has a future in bartending!

That's cute! Kitty Sutra! :rofl2:

I agree with some of the others. I hope no women get boobjobs.

Well that *** should've become friends with you then! You would likely have been able to get him laid a lot sooner, with less hassle, and no money out of pocket!

He guards over my page, making sure nobody posts anything untoward. Baby Selwyn is watching you leave messages.....

Very true. That guy had mod written all over him!