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Head & Shoulders figured this out a loooong time ago.

No thanks. I don't jump on actual band bandwagons.

I have an idea. Let's all pretend to be New England fans! Yeeeaaah, 16 and 0 baby!!!!! 49ers dynasty ain't ****! Tom Brady > your life GO SAWX! Dynasty #2 baby!

"I don't want... anybody else.. when I think about you, I touch myself.." :sing: If that doesn't get her panties wet, I don't know what will.

hahaha...Grade: A+

Only two? Were you feeling under the weather that day foxy? j/k :) Hell, I'd get it just to hear your 2 political speeches! You guys don't happen to sound like Rage Against the Machine do you?

I see.. ..it's coming to me.. Dick Van Cock actually posts a thread. Yes, starts an actual topic! And thankfully its not just another boring daily news story.

Oprah, working along with Jenny Craig, will sponsor a trip to Australia for every obese person in the world, causing the Earth's crust to shift... bringing forth a new ice age.

"not here to talk about the past" ;)

God has been destroyed and we now worship the soul of Pamela Anderson.

If it wasn't his ****, you must acquit.

For the f-ing LAST time - YES WE DID! Peace, I'm outta here.

Iamforever, Iamforever, where for art thou Iamforever? To be ****** or not to be ******? That is the question.

I loved that bit. They kept doing it even after the year 2000 rolled around.

Oh man, they better not do it to basketball. I will seriously go postal on somebody. I know the Illini are still in their rebuilding mode, but to deny us their games, is sacrelig.

^ That is weird, because I actually typed werd. :D

It is kinda lame. Illinois is good once a decade, and they ******** half the games in this one good year.

Hey.. Zeus? As the Dog says, "Go with Christ Bra."

I hope this doesn't affect Stephen Colbert's campaign for the presidency. I love that guy.

Clones of Jessica Alba are selling on Ebay for only $99!!!

There is only one Who conquers the world of boobs His name is Jizzman ;)

I see... war, famine, hatred, disease.... oh, and Wal-Mart is still around.

When I smoked mad ***** Some girl showed me her boobies So I would share weed

I'm crazy... but I see vampires. Do you see vampires too?

Patriots last game will be tough - @Giants. Not because the Giants are any good, but because the Giants will probably be fighting for a playoff spot/division title/bye week.

Werd.

Coltsies blew it.

Oh, well that is just BRILLIANT. Five times as many competitors for those European countries there genius. :*****: :helpme:

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I'm hoping the mountain air plays havoc with the Boston pitchers. Rockies in five.

Colts 38 Pats 35

See this is what I'm saying. This guy was a pro bowler last year after playing like what, 6 games? He was just average. But since everyone else sucked in the NFC, everyone was like - WOW.

Yeah, youth and inexperience play a big part of it. It just seems like we should be churning these guys out now a days. Most just end up as duds.

Why aren't great QBs more numerous? Its the most important position, in the most popular game in America. I don't get it. More than half the QBs just plain suck. The other half are mediocre at best. Theres only like 2 great in their prime playing right now. And its no surprise both their teams...

Buy the condoms that are ribbed for her pleasure and wear them inside out.

With a name like Vibert, you shouldn't be asking any questions.

Notre Dame is 1-7?? :shocked:

All up in yo face You would call them a ******** Great tig ol bitties

Thanks for the input Jacques. Now back to the Peugeot assembly line.

This thread has no pics Talk to you fellas later I need some boobies

Who ARE you?

Don't give him any ideas. I wouldn't put it past him!

Oh, sorry legz. I didn't mean you. I just saw 'Max' in the header and it made me chuckle - thinking about all the screen names he used!

A 'Maxell' thread got bumped??? Ok, who's the wise guy?! Maxell, is that you?

"Second Base" : A Tale One day I squeezed a girls teet I reached second base

Werd. I like to balance out my good deeds. For instance, I'll hold the door for a stranger, but if that stranger is a well proportioned female, I will mentally ******* her ass as I walk through the door behind her.

"Land of Lincoln" - That is one dumb State motto.

Her hand would explode!

I just spooged on Belladonna's avatar.