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  1. KungFuDude

    Genetic code of dandruff cracked

    Head & Shoulders figured this out a loooong time ago.
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    Talking NFL

    No thanks. I don't jump on actual band bandwagons.
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    Talking NFL

    I have an idea. Let's all pretend to be New England fans! Yeeeaaah, 16 and 0 baby!!!!! 49ers dynasty ain't ****! Tom Brady > your life GO SAWX! Dynasty #2 baby!
  4. KungFuDude

    Romancing my girl - Alternative Music - Mega Slow Jam - Suggestions Please

    "I don't want... anybody else.. when I think about you, I touch myself.." :sing: If that doesn't get her panties wet, I don't know what will.
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    3 in 5 'didn't pay a cent' for Radiohead album

    Only two? Were you feeling under the weather that day foxy? j/k :) Hell, I'd get it just to hear your 2 political speeches! You guys don't happen to sound like Rage Against the Machine do you?
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    Predict the Future

    I see.. ..it's coming to me.. Dick Van Cock actually posts a thread. Yes, starts an actual topic! And thankfully its not just another boring daily news story.
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    Predict the Future

    Oprah, working along with Jenny Craig, will sponsor a trip to Australia for every obese person in the world, causing the Earth's crust to shift... bringing forth a new ice age.
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    Predict the Future

    "not here to talk about the past" ;)
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    Predict the Future

    God has been destroyed and we now worship the soul of Pamela Anderson.
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    will oj beat the rap

    If it wasn't his ****, you must acquit.
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    Why isn't football / soccer that popular in North America, United States / USA ?

    For the f-ing LAST time - YES WE DID! Peace, I'm outta here.
  12. KungFuDude

    Random Statement Thread II

    Iamforever, Iamforever, where for art thou Iamforever? To be ****** or not to be ******? That is the question.
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    Predict the Future

    I loved that bit. They kept doing it even after the year 2000 rolled around.
  14. KungFuDude

    The Official 2007/08 NCAA Football Thread

    Oh man, they better not do it to basketball. I will seriously go postal on somebody. I know the Illini are still in their rebuilding mode, but to deny us their games, is sacrelig.
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    Talking NFL

    ^ That is weird, because I actually typed werd. :D
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    The Official 2007/08 NCAA Football Thread

    It is kinda lame. Illinois is good once a decade, and they ******** half the games in this one good year.
  17. KungFuDude

    Dog the Bounty Hunter Cancelled?

    Hey.. Zeus? As the Dog says, "Go with Christ Bra."
  18. KungFuDude

    Hollywood Writers Go On Strike

    I hope this doesn't affect Stephen Colbert's campaign for the presidency. I love that guy.
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    Predict the Future

    Clones of Jessica Alba are selling on Ebay for only $99!!!
  20. KungFuDude

    Haiku for Boobies

    There is only one Who conquers the world of boobs His name is Jizzman ;)
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    Predict the Future

    I see... war, famine, hatred, disease.... oh, and Wal-Mart is still around.
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    Haiku for Boobies

    When I smoked mad ***** Some girl showed me her boobies So I would share weed
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    How did you come up with your board name?

    I'm crazy... but I see vampires. Do you see vampires too?
  24. KungFuDude

    Talking NFL

    Patriots last game will be tough - @Giants. Not because the Giants are any good, but because the Giants will probably be fighting for a playoff spot/division title/bye week.
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    Talking NFL

    Werd.
  26. KungFuDude

    Talking NFL

    Coltsies blew it.
  27. KungFuDude

    Why isn't football / soccer that popular in North America, United States / USA ?

    Oh, well that is just BRILLIANT. Five times as many competitors for those European countries there genius. :*****: :helpme:
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    Ginger Jolie aka Alexa Kai

    Re: Ginger Jolie / Alexa Kai http://www.picsmaster.net/gallery/atk/62ed91/
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    Lacie Heart / Lacie Hart

    Re: Lacie Heart/Hart http://www.bravoporn.com/photo-gallery/wild-fuck-toys/1/ http://www.boughtteens.com/11-18hush/lacie/index.htm?nats=MjI5OjI6Nw
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    2007 MLB Thread

    I'm hoping the mountain air plays havoc with the Boston pitchers. Rockies in five.
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    Talking NFL

    Colts 38 Pats 35
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    Talking NFL

    See this is what I'm saying. This guy was a pro bowler last year after playing like what, 6 games? He was just average. But since everyone else sucked in the NFC, everyone was like - WOW.
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    Talking NFL

    Yeah, youth and inexperience play a big part of it. It just seems like we should be churning these guys out now a days. Most just end up as duds.
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    Talking NFL

    Why aren't great QBs more numerous? Its the most important position, in the most popular game in America. I don't get it. More than half the QBs just plain suck. The other half are mediocre at best. Theres only like 2 great in their prime playing right now. And its no surprise both their teams...
  35. KungFuDude

    I've been brainwashed!!!!!

    Buy the condoms that are ribbed for her pleasure and wear them inside out.
  36. KungFuDude

    A question about "Mindy Vega"

    With a name like Vibert, you shouldn't be asking any questions.
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    The Official 2007/08 NCAA Football Thread

    Notre Dame is 1-7?? :shocked:
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    Haiku for Boobies

    All up in yo face You would call them a ******** Great tig ol bitties
  39. KungFuDude

    "I DON´T" like the USA because they think they are the kings of planet earth

    Thanks for the input Jacques. Now back to the Peugeot assembly line.
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    Haiku for Boobies

    This thread has no pics Talk to you fellas later I need some boobies
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Don't give him any ideas. I wouldn't put it past him!
  42. KungFuDude

    SHOCKING: **** Twins Who Make Music And Still Believe In An All White Race!

    Oh, sorry legz. I didn't mean you. I just saw 'Max' in the header and it made me chuckle - thinking about all the screen names he used!
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    SHOCKING: **** Twins Who Make Music And Still Believe In An All White Race!

    A 'Maxell' thread got bumped??? Ok, who's the wise guy?! Maxell, is that you?
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    Haiku for Boobies

    "Second Base" : A Tale One day I squeezed a girls teet I reached second base
  45. KungFuDude

    Doing The good deed

    Werd. I like to balance out my good deeds. For instance, I'll hold the door for a stranger, but if that stranger is a well proportioned female, I will mentally ******* her ass as I walk through the door behind her.
  46. KungFuDude

    Annoyances

    "Land of Lincoln" - That is one dumb State motto.
  47. KungFuDude

    WHAT would happen???

    Her hand would explode!
  48. KungFuDude

    I've decided I'm going to spooge on my laptop

    I just spooged on Belladonna's avatar.
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