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I watch more mature **** than that. The other day I watched the film about thhe Amethyst; The Yang-tse incident.

Do so. Marry me. No, because they've doubtless improved you :tongue: That's the other thing... I'd believe you, but... For me, I always wanted to do many things, but it wasn't until a bit back that I noticed I was no longer horrified by the dirtier kinky side of things where the woman is...

I'd be interested to know why you think it best that they stay away?

Tell my wife; she's doing all she can to convert me. Petra said you need to blow me btw. :blowjob:

Re: Total jackass: Islamic flag will one day fly over Finnish parliment, "proud" to be called ****** What exactly is the Islamist flag anyways?

Obviously you're not a real Jew then. You're not a real Jew until you can eat (oh boy, what do Jews like? Salmon?) Salmon and **** dredels.

"You must spread some rep around before you rep Mayhem again."

I think I'm gonna avoid participating in this thread on the basis that I would only dumb it down.

Thank you for your thoughts people.

6 foot one. Whatever that is in CM I don't give a ****.

Yeah? Well I have a hazmat porn suit! :tongue:

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How lucky you are that all is well and you still enjoy an active sex life. Don't get married. That makes you unique on this forum...

Being a ***** of the world I often find myself doing something irritating that I just can't stop; whenever I look at porn, if the initial glampse at the girl tempts me (lets say she makes the top 20% of porn girls) I find myself scanning the photo, looking for a socket, so that I can ascertain...

I'm now into much dirtier, nastier stuff than I ever was. When I walk down the street and I see a pretty girl I don't think like I used to most of the time (eg nice tits) I think how many & which holes of hers I would enjoy. So people, do you think porn makes men worse? Do you think it's had an...

... it occurs to me that when we have political debates we talk mainly about the effects on the economy rather than on the happiness of people. So, should the economy come before the happiness of the masses? Do we have to choose one or the other? etc etc, you know the drill.

:takes off crown: :crowns Dino Velvet: :sits in a corner and cries: :******:

Ah, the return of the race thread :yinyang: Because we needed another one of those :suicide: Dumb Kuftis/Honkeys/Pignoses.

Look at that! An OCSM quoting a poet. I haven't been this nerdily pleased since last time I talked to Red XXX about aircraft (I believe it was the gnat's predecessor, who's name I forget off the top of my head).

Needs more penis. But enough of what my wife says about me.

Elaborate. 'cos if they did that then people would start realising that google and the whole world is controlled by that great Jewish conspiracy; the elders of Zion.

You're mistaken; Sam got all ***** on you. :D Those weren't meant as deep political sentiment btw, just light political sentiment and dog testicles. Mmmm. I love dog testicles.

That's why she always takes a **** at a friends aparment.

Is this about the corruption of modern capitalism; Socialising the risk while privatising the rewards? The main reason capitalism isn't working?

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Alexpnz, being a twat as usual. Shhhhhhhh boy. Ssshhhhhh the fuck up. :clap: :thumbsup: Tell me if you're being sarcastic. If you're being serious, you're dead to me. Also, please tell me the best of the other forums that you frequent. It's a balance thing; The Ying of the OCSMs need the...

That reminds me, I want an extra 10% per client from you and I have your next hit, so don't even think about trying to get off the candy. :pimpdaddy

Meester Perfect's if it would make him shut up. If it wouldn't, Nasty Brea.

So, will the ban for having two accounts be applied before or after s/he has explained? Or, infinitely more likely, will we see somebody else with a matching IP pop up with new pics in a month?

I'm going to do a shoot at exxxotica... :ak47:

Interesting fact; the media under Chavez was permitted to incite people to **** him (and the right-wing media did). Try inciting people to **** the president in american media. See where it gets you.

You! Start using the computer to look for jobs instead of typing on Freeones! If you're lazy, benefit-taking immigant Muslim arse is going to use the computer while my benefits are paying for you then use it to look for a job, not porn. Parasite.

You're hilarious, yet depressing at the same time. :clap: This could explain your hatred of everything; the knowledge that in comparison to all the others you're lacking in an area percieved to be so fundamentally important. Also, fuck you. :thefinger

Re: Total jackass: Islamic flag will one day fly over Finnish parliment, "proud" to be called ****** Sharia law. Worked well for everywhere else that tried it :thumbsup:

The mayflowe- DAMN YOU! :mad: :cussing:

Hmmm... Must try harder. You blonde.

Hmmm... Must try harder. You blonde.

So how did it feel taking your girl's? And how does she handle having had just one man?

Don't forget to include my rider.

Bite my cock and I'll tell you ;)

You need to change your name.

:eek: :scared:

I very fondly remember taking virginity. As a man there's a special feeling knowing that you're her first and she'll never be able to lose it again; YOU get the cherry. Also, it's tight as fuck (literally). One gal I deflowered moaned so exquisitely; a mix of surprise, pleasure and pain.

What you really need to subtitle your banner with is: "I've had a conversation with *****'s Victim." Now THAT lets people know that you're somebody.

I sincerely hope you didn't believe what I typed.

I re-adjusted my clocks and pc last night. Woke up today and my computer has adjusted itself; so it is now an hour fast :facepalm:

I saw Lisa Lashes once. I actually saw her cleavage before I saw her. I wish I'd seen DJ Energy live.

:iloveyou: Anybody would think you were paying.

Don't laugh at me; I know what you did last summer. Yeah, I just did that. I blame the wuffter influence of Will E and the "for the curious" section.