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A whore.

http://sexlessmarriage.yuku.com/

I'm interested... payscales?

Who gives a **** anyway?

And the most dangerous? My wife.

Somebody warn Maley about the consequences of being ******** by a small penis - I've found out where he lives.

This thread needs a stiff *****. I can't work up the energy to write anything funny in this thread. It's hard to type a pertinent response to this thread. This subject will doubtless leave some readers with a bitter taste in their mouths This thread isn't in good taste This thread - ah fuck...

Funny guy...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/62626_499597483421518_1601069933_n.jpg https://www.facebook.com/events/362774180507237/?ref=22

I'm glad they're well. We don't know what's wrong with him. We're sure it's hard to pronounce.

Maybe a man with ugly personality sees only ugliness.

What are the targets?

Fixed

:rofl: Did they grow any ******** for you there or was it just you?

Mort Goldman?

What question? A/the collocation btw, have a look on the internet for a grammar excercise to improve your use of articles.

Talking of friends, if I pay you £40 a day, will you be mine?

It aint a **** belly it's the power pack for a sex machine.

I still have no idea what's going on. I will say that VV has been a bitch to me (VV). Frankly, I just manned up, took it on the chest and moved on. Whatever tiny vote-rigging attempt she's made/ whatever racist comments hubby made, she shouldn't be ****** as this will merely punish her fans on...

The penis pics I sent her were the real inspiration for this thread. Yeah I know the small cock joke has been done, but if a reprobate like GSB (honestly, with a name ending in bird, how are you not a woman?! :confused: :dunno: ) can redo it, then so can I. Potato.

I'm not sure what I want to post here, so allow me to post several times. Please teach each post as it's own post. That's all. Mmmmmm. My foreskin is nice and freshly cleaned.

Jezus An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a coffee shop and sees Jesus sitting in the corner reading the paper. He tells the waitress, "Please send Jesus a cup of coffee, on me." So the waitress takes Jesus a cup of coffee. Then an Arabic man with arthritis walks into the coffee shop...

That's my arse in that pic. Idiot. I wonder who's fapped to that?...

What, do they all look alike to you? Is that a "they all look alike to me" joke? You should be ashamed of yourself! :mad:

:hit:

Oh horseshit, do be quiet.

It's not you know... :angels: :elaugh:

Or make?

Don't do it.

Which branch of Islam? Shia? Sunni? Any of the others?

potw.

Anders and Roald

Right after I finish u at the gyno. **** 'Diva stole my thunder.

I threatened this in the P.O.T.W. thread to bring up nominations. Lucy O Hara expressed an interest, so here it is!

I'm a conceited therapist.

Wear one; I'll show you the not so ancient art of the poshwank.

guilty I don't even remember posting this.guilty guilty So, alter ego, do you feel guilty about focusing on your own guilt rather than mine when it was mine that was highlighted? Don't you feel guiltier about the fact that we're derailing this thread from not one but now two female ****...

Mods delete this.

If that annoyed you you're gonna be real angry when I beat you off. I think.

No. Freeones is a form o therapy and in your case it's failed.

Insertion into penis? I could post pics...

Abusive VV fansign?

I would say man up and take the ******* like the rest of us married men, but I'm sure you're full of **** and other than behaving like a cunt to you I really can't be bothered with you, so kindly fuck off and die. :)

I **** sex offenders. I still remember when I was clubbing in a friend and she went to the cash machine without asking me to go with her. She got ***** within 300 metres of me and I was clueless to it - couldn't help. Somehow I always felt guilty. Notice how her **** is now all about me...

Don't forget to put a shot of ***** in it.

All in favour of tarring and feathering shimmy (or, if he's no longer around, any randomly selecting man of African herritage) reply to this with "Aye!"

I wouldn't own a limo.

Be gentle. I was funny once. You'll never make it in politics. You should combat it

On this subject I need to convert recorded CDs to MP3s. What's the best way to do this?

Milk