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  1. hedonis

    Stormtrooper Farmer

    I think this is going to be a new Brett Michaels reality show on VH-1.
  2. hedonis

    Stormtrooper Beauty

    Looks like the trooper was the victim of a "Dirty Sanchez"!
  3. hedonis

    Funny Gifs

    Re: Collection of funny GIFs That cat has a tank!
  4. hedonis

    It Sucks Being A Man

    See... that's weird- I have no doubt I'm clear over at 4 or 5, but I still have the mentality of #1.
  5. hedonis

    Eye Contact

    I like the grievous ****** of English in the caption... After staring at that cleavage for... oh, say an hour, I noticed the phrase "... that NO man has yet to win." Well if no man has YET to win it, that would imply that they all have won the battle not to stare at her titties. *sigh*... Back...
  6. hedonis

    me and my ******

    Definitely this.
  7. hedonis

    What pisses you off?

    Oh hell yeah. SOrry to hear that in Germany it's no better. The first season of Survivor, way long time ago, was probably the last of those shows that didn't go off some kind of script. Same can be said for all these "Hey, let's take a mundane job and turn it into a high-drama TV series!"...
  8. hedonis

    what pornstar would you creampie today?

    Jeez... today? Does it have to be today? I'm kinda busy today. Now, tomorrow...
  9. hedonis

    How uncomfortable are you with a real life MMF threesome?

    Considering how many I've been involved in? I'd say I'm pretty comfy with the idea. :nanner: Of course, not that I mind FFM, or FFMM... H
  10. hedonis

    Gather Signatures for Kim Kardashian´s 2nd Sex Tape! (Final Edition)

    Egad! Oh no! (Throwing a forearm across my forehead to indicate DRAMA!) another horrible fiend has stolen private video from Kim Kardashian and threatens to release it! If you don't think attention whores like this PLAN some of this stuff (Like whoopsie nipple slips), think again. Attention...
  11. hedonis

    What pisses you off?

    Definitely this- I don't CARE what any of the Kardashians are doing. Those leeches and trolls like "Access Hollywood" irritate me to no end. Another thing that pisses me off- the entertainment world/society acting like "Reality" show cast members are either important, or somehow worthy of our...
  12. hedonis

    Gangbang & Groupsex

    Great gallery! Nice big pics!
  13. hedonis

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Goddess... :drool1:
  14. hedonis

    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Well, three postings of the hose set now.
  15. hedonis

    What pisses you off?

    This: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=516997
  16. hedonis

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Incredibly hot girl, but about the most pointless sex ever. :D
  17. hedonis

    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Uh oh... no wonder it hasn't been going that well, then. :moon:
  18. hedonis

    Illogical!

    Spock appears to have a nice rack.
  19. hedonis

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs And these two lovely lassies? Any ID on either of them? H
  20. hedonis

    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Because on the internet, it's the only place where some folks get to act out their inner asshole. Cubicle zombie by day, highly opinionated ****-stirrer by night... Hey, at least if we fight about this for right now, no one will be fighting...
  21. hedonis

    Armchair astronaut discovers Mars 'space station' using Google earth

    Seriously? You didn't get the whole... "Aliens" reference? Just in case- NO, I'm not seriously advocating anyone nuke anything on Mars. H
  22. hedonis

    Differences between tubesites

    Sometimes it's great to have this stuff pointed out. I think the porn one sounds like a MUCH better site. The problem with youtube isn't, though, that Bieber has videos on it; its that on EVERY fucking video, some dickhole has got to mention him in the comments. Oh for the days when you...
  23. hedonis

    Tattoo on the back of her head. WTF?

    Another of those things that maybe seemed like a good idea at the time.
  24. hedonis

    Pics, or it didn't happen

    Poor bastard, he'll be very disappointed when the local records people mail him the certified copy of the marriage certificate. Then he'll lose half his **** in the divorce when she decides to drop him like a flaming stone. Doesn't he remember signing something when he got married?
  25. hedonis

    The best "Coexist" sticker I've seen.

    That's a great sticker, for as long as there's two human beings on the planet, there will- at some point- be conflict.
  26. hedonis

    Tom Hardy as Bane

    This movie seems to be making less and less of a big deal to me, considering I was reading that they are going to "re-boot" the batman franchise again. Yay..... Or not. Batman's one of those guys you just don't need to re-introduce to everyone. Just make a movie with batman in it, having him...
  27. hedonis

    Success is...

    What comes around goes around, even in your pants!
  28. hedonis

    How Old is Too Old to Perform

    Considering how man grandma and grandpa sites/links there are anymore, I think its safe to say you can pretty much keep doing porn until the day before they put you in the ground. And by the way, Deauxma is smoking hot, and I NEVER would have guessed her at 50.
  29. hedonis

    A thought prompted by Freeones

    ******* is a hell of a ****....
  30. hedonis

    Sex on ambien?

    What we really need to do is consult with some college frat guys to see how this stuff works on getting dates/party guests to ******** for some good ole date ****. They'll know what works best. Seriously, though, I guess I'm in a minority now. To *****, I lay down and close my eyes. To have...
  31. hedonis

    Armchair astronaut discovers Mars 'space station' using Google earth

    Probably better just nuke the site from orbit, then. It's the only way to be sure, because they mostly come at night... mostly...
  32. hedonis

    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Did you really just call Dirk a twat for asking that the same set of photos not get posted excessively?
  33. hedonis

    "It's My Party...

    The hat makes it. I lol'ed...
  34. hedonis

    She just won't let him run way!

    I'll give her $20 to beat him to death with it.
  35. hedonis

    Grimace

    Out of control? I'd say it's a good start- noisy, stinky little things...
  36. hedonis

    Stan prepares for bed.

    Is that a Liger on his shirt? It's pretty much the coolest ******.
  37. hedonis

    X Marks The Spot

    X makes me want to touch myself...
  38. hedonis

    A Bird In Hand Is...

    No, gross is the pic of the dude who looks like this humping the other guy who looks like this. I'd be surprised if it hasn't been posted here.
  39. hedonis

    Do You Think This Really Works?

    Never worked on me.
  40. hedonis

    Super Cop...

    Ah... the Laotian "Invis-******"...
  41. hedonis

    P90X Is For Wimps!

    Is this from Japan? Or Germany?
  42. hedonis

    Please ID

    Looks a bit like my ex....
  43. hedonis

    It's Cold!

    Isn't that the stump ***** thing that Flash Gordon had to put his hand in....?
  44. hedonis

    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Next set looks good.
  45. hedonis

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Her t-shirt says "Fuck me like you **** me". Instead, can I "shave you like I want to lick you" ?
  46. hedonis

    Funny Gifs

    Re: Collection of funny GIFs Any idea who she is? Not quite finding the 'funny' in that.
  47. hedonis

    Iraq war vet and ****** of two shot 71 times in own HOME by SWAT team

    Which one of you wants to be the SWAT guy to look at the dude pointing the rifle at you and say "Hey wait- someone check and see if his safety's on!" Milliseconds. I'm not saying anyone is in the right or wrong, but the fashionable, internet "Fuckin' cops" thing is old and tired. YOU do the...
  48. hedonis

    Worst film you have ever seen?

    For me, it changes so often as to the worst film, but hmmmm... lately. Ah yes- the cinematic, corn-filled turd that was "McGruber". I actually want pain and suffering money from the makers of that.
  49. hedonis

    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Re: Mainstream Actresses You'd FUCK The Living **** Out Of. Allison Brie, Karen Gillan...
  50. hedonis

    Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over seat

    Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s Sooo.... that's how jumpy we are anymore, huh...? Two ass-faces scrap over a seat, and we have to be prepared to shoot the thing down... *facepalm*
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