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Fap nothing. He's probably pointing out that those are the socks he was wearing when he rode a dragon into battle to halt an ***** invasion single handed. Mr. Peanut has NOTHING on this guy for being a nut.

As Takei would say.... "Oh myyyyyyy......."

James Earl Jones Swashbuckler

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs That ass was hand-crafted by the supreme being...

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Kate Upton makes my man-parts tingle.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs No idea.

Sorry- I see way better looking women every day. I don't really even know who this chick is or what she does (Reality show? I avoid them like the plague) And I can't really even tell how good looking she might be for all the **** scribbled on her.

"Jesus" is copyrighted? Someone better tell a whole lotta Hispanic dudes...

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs H Y P N O T I C :rolleyes:

I swear, they can some day do a Batman movie with just one villain. I promise- it's possible.

Oh... well... umm... uhhh... Yeah, I got nothin'

Robert DeNiro Midnight Run

Question- who the fuck is Jon Lajoie?

I am ******* away a whole day on here, it would seem.

I love that one.

Tasty... I think it's art. I mean, if a guy making a statue out of **** to depict the Virgin Mary can get federal assistance, and that's art- this certainly is.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Because you can't motorboat a personality...

Quick question, then. WHY is she still your girlfriend? Life's too short for blinding rage... My fact- I got 9 hours of *****, feel refreshed!

Nicholas Cage Valley Girl

I want to kick most of my "friends" into a blast furnace.

That last one with Boss Hawg just ***** me. Rubbing pizza in your pits... Killer.

Shot movie stuff tonight- exhausted.

Kick ass- I love the Glass Joe one, or the duck-looking dragon from Atari's "Adventure".

The internet- that ****'s forever! Why does it look like some kind of ****** was trying to paw its way into his belly?

My back yard is full of spiders right now.

My favorite ice cream would be cookies & cream.

Staind underwear. We recently had one of the tards from that band here in town, and they made a big deal of it, but I think they said the place he did the show was less than half full. Derp!

No.

And I see my KC Chiefs signed Steve Breaston. Can't hurt to have another weapon on Offense! Now, if only they would get a kick ass NT.

"I wanna hurt you just to hear you screamin' my name" From "posion" by Alice Cooper.

"Take him to Detroit..."

Awesomely good song! Right now? Surfacing, Slipknot.

AGH! My ******** was born in 1993... I am now old.

Re: Who made you cum today? The wife, and it was GOOD- a very nice way to be awakened.

The state of Africa, as a continent, is very sad. As some have mentioned, a large part of the problem is that there is no stability there, and the good people that live there are under a very large boot of warlords, thugs, gangs, and dictators.

Been there and done that with the wife. FUN. Would do it again without a doubt.

Witness my mighty strength!!!

Revenge of the Yeti!

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs And how could you NOT love this thread... ?

Well, come on now... I think we've all come to the realization that pole dancing is a totally legitimate form of fitness training, and NOT, in fact, something that strippers have done for decades, to get money for taking their clothes off, right?

It's a good thing he's on the show, because Amy Poehler is funny like brain cancer.

I say win. Win, I say...

And really... still doesn't.

Cradle of Filth... I can almost hear "Guilded Cunt" playing gently in the background of this very aristocratic shot.

Never mind Bree- who is the brunette with her in that set? :flame:

Spent five hours in a car today.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs What's with all the pics of women shitting out sex toys? Anyhow, all I can think of with this summer heat is ice cream...

Feeling much better after a shower- this 85-90% humidity is ******...

I got up at 11:30, and haven't done **** since.

I just posted pics of my wife in her freeones tank in the member section.