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60oz! 1.7Kgs in real money. Looks fantatsic.

Assari is harmless. Don't agree with many of his posts but all in all so what. No reason to ban him. Besides I'm off to Finland later this year, I'll need some advice from him on where to avoid anything to do with god.

Some sort of potty training then?

Try pulling the foreskin back over the helmet when having a **** you dirty bastard.

I've done a quick google search as I've never heard of queso fresco... apparently it is cottage cheese which I use in a Lasagna all the time. Never ever ever heard of freezing cheese (why would you want to freeze cheese?) so I would avoid that at all costs. Enjoy your Lasagna.

The best pasta dish I've ever had was a duck ragu with Papardelle pasta. It was in a tiny cafe in Prato Tuscany. I tried replicating it when I got home, spent hours on it roasting duck legs, shredding the meat, sweating my soffritto off and adding various ingredients over much time. The final...

A happy day for all bog trotters.

..and Bolognese sauce is traditionally served with Tagliatelle pasta, not Spaghetti.

I think one nipple is volume control the other is for tuning.

One of my favourite David Grohl pop songs: T09hBGGpSjk

Washed down with a good glass of **** I hope.

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I thank you.

No it isn't. I take Brunettes over Blondes. Hair colour alone is a factor.

Aria Giovanni, by a country mile.

Sounds like you just got in from a party!

Lube the arm up to the elbow, jobs a good 'un.

This isn't a criticism but have you ever cooked anything in your entire life?

It looks fucking disgusting. Americans..... sigh.

When you say you drank IPA, to me IPA is Indian Pale Ale same for you?

After millions of years of evolution the vagina has been fine tuned as the receptacle for the receipt of ejaculate. So that's where I'm putting it.

What part of Australia is European?

Toast with marmalade and a cup of Assam tea.

I'll keep it brief. Anyone that calls football 'soccer' is a diseased cunt.

Fast ****** missed it all. The joy of time zones.

Such a tease.

My weekday breakkie. Living the *****.

Get a chicken Balti going on your hob. The BBQ place will be shut in a week.

My gut feeling is Real Madrid. Man City to crash and burn against Barca.

Amen, always stay to the end no matter how shocking the game is.

I've just been to Moscow :)

It makes you something. Not exactly sure what that is yet.

I see, the **** known as 'cheese slices' in the UK. Like the pink hat suits you :)

Sounds good. I'd swap the coffee for a pleasant cup of Assam tea personally.

BLT in a french stick.

Best sandwich I ever had was from a deli in new york. Ciabatta bread filled wih various salamis, mustard, pickled chilli & gerkins with emmental cheese. WTF is Kraft btw?

I like blondes, I like Brunettes. Some fine topiary :)

Ginger snaps.

I've bonded with everyone in my opinion, even the front wheel skid.

Pop down Ladypool Road for some excellent curry houses. Balti City!

Not my best side, but hey who cares.

I could not agree more. Sheffield = Chef-field.

Birmingham = Burmingum.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2943741/No-s-not-Lie-chester-Square-Google-plans-new-technology-help-Americans-abroad-master-tricky-place-names.html For the record the three examples in the article are pronounced as follows: Leicester = Lester. Worcester = Wusta. Edinburgh = Ed-In-Borough.

You can't beat homemade burgers. My favourite is quite simple I just put some really strong mature stilton in the beef patty. Tastes fantastic.

A friend of mine booked his gf in for a smear test on Valentines day. She wasn't his gf much longer after that.

Women... you can't not love them.

If ever I'm in downtown St Pete, Fl, I will check it out.

I hope everyone enjoys their Superbowl sunday. Good luck to whoever wins it.