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  1. Elwood70

    What are you eating right . . . NOW ?!

    Milano's cookie.....er; I mean Milano cookies...
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    To all OCSMs

    I'm just glad I've got my settings configured to not see pics unless I click on links.....carry on.
  3. Elwood70

    It's FAN SIGN time! Deatils inside

    looks like a win-win to me, too... (That's my way of chiming in...:cool: )
  4. Elwood70

    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    I just wanted to point out the fact that I love the way the edit feature on this board is set up.:D
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    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    I'm still waiting for this. I want to see Worm justify the ****** of fellow humans, Americans, and in my case, fellow Marylanders. ******* in the name of....?
  6. Elwood70

    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    Yep. I used them to stab my teacher, and everyone who made fun of me.:cool: *flips off the computer screen....with my left hand.*:D
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    Senators Destroy Ted Cruz's Argument Against The Assault Weapons Ban

    Jesus guys.....get a fuckin' room...:D
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    I'm so happy i wasn't alive in the 70s

    Yes and yes. The shifters and small front wheel/tire combo were outlawed in '73 due to the concentrated efforts of one Mr. Ralph Nader....fuckin' asshole. I remember when my rear tire wore out (can't imagine how.. :D); I bought a 20" Slik (their spelling, not mine) for ten bucks. That tire...
  9. Elwood70

    Best Concert You Ever Saw....Band.Musical Artist That You Wish You Did

    Best: Aerosmith, during the Pump tour. I got a thumbs up from Joe for screaming "JOE-FUCKIN'-PERRY!!" during "Back In The Saddle", and he kept playing without missing a beat. Wish: Rolling Stones, November 27/28, 1969 at Madison Square Garden ...otherwise known as "Get Yer Ya Yas Out"...
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    OCSMS - Wierdest Fan Comment

    ...and you were correct.:cool:
  11. Elwood70

    OCSMS - Wierdest Fan Comment

    I could,too....hence the "almost"...
  12. Elwood70

    48 hours with whoever you want, or a $20 to magically appear in your pocket every day forever.

    48 Hours with Bill Gates. I'd score some **** to stay awake; and just follow him around, and keep repeating "Whatcha doing? Whatcha thinkin'? Why?, over and over, until he got so annoyed, he'd give me a couple mill (otherwise known as "pocket change" to Billy-boy) to just go away.
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    OCSMS - Wierdest Fan Comment

    I'd take that action; but I doubt anyone has the balls to name names...well, almost anyone. I also doubt that the mods would let it go untouched if anyone did speak up. So basically; the game is rigged.
  14. Elwood70

    Senators Destroy Ted Cruz's Argument Against The Assault Weapons Ban

    Watch it boys; we got a badass over here....
  15. Elwood70

    Ask Me Anything [Dare Ya]

    True; but I've never heard that rumor. Believe what you want. http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=2188
  16. Elwood70

    I'm so happy i wasn't alive in the 70s

    ...not to mention the bikes themselves...
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    I'm so happy i wasn't alive in the 70s

    A lot of Americans were on **** in the 80's too, and also crack. I saw it sweep like wildfire through my social circle.
  18. Elwood70

    pornstar works with the same man and not the other man

    ...don't forget Wifey whatever-the-fuck-her-last-name-is..
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    Mandy Flores 1st thread! Let the addiction begin!

    Happy Birthday hon....:cool:
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    I'm so happy i wasn't alive in the 70s

    Silly me; I remember some of the '70s, and I'm just happy to be alive now. I believe my star is still rising. I will say this: I'm glad I grew up when I did.
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    I'm so happy i wasn't alive in the 70s

    I'm happy I was. Granted; it was the first nine years of my life, so I'm a little biased....
  22. Elwood70

    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    Answer or not; if anything happens to my parents, ******, friends or anyone else I care about here, I am holding Will personally responsible.
  23. Elwood70

    If you had to be ****** by any fictional character. ..

    Good thing you didn't say Jimmy Conway... :cool:
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    If you had to be ****** by any fictional character. ..

    Jules Winnfield ;because I'd at least get to hear some badass speech. ...or Vincent Vega, because it'd be totally by accident/ surprise.
  25. Elwood70

    Time for me to move on.

    A two-page thread over someone that announced their departure (I **** that)...that no one likes (allegedly). Wow.
  26. Elwood70

    The picture you've all been waiting for me to post.

    Haters gonna ****...
  27. Elwood70

    Exactly....I've thought that since I was a ***. I'm a 42 year-old-*** now, and I still think...

    Exactly....I've thought that since I was a ***. I'm a 42 year-old-*** now, and I still think it. It's never too late....
  28. Elwood70

    Now you're talking!! He's going off the deep end of frustration. It's almost sad....almost.

    Now you're talking!! He's going off the deep end of frustration. It's almost sad....almost.
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    Pornstars Without Makeup

    Re: pornstars without makeup Heh...actually; it occurred to me as I was typing, but that's the reason I did it. Maybe I've been here too long....
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    Some? You're being very generous....lol...

    Some? You're being very generous....lol...
  31. Elwood70

    Goddammit!! Foiled again!! (Can't rep you)...

    Goddammit!! Foiled again!! (Can't rep you) http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?47697-pornstars-without-makeup&p=7464906&viewfull=1#post7464906
  32. Elwood70

    I can't rep you either...M12 is losing it...whatever "it" was....

    I can't rep you either...M12 is losing it...whatever "it" was....
  33. Elwood70

    Pornstars Without Makeup

    Re: pornstars without makeup I don't either. No one should be on a pedestal, ever. I'm avoiding those threads for that very reason. If I want a ****-ton of slobbering, I'll buy a (four-legged) dog.... Sheer numbers make things harder to ignore.... HA!! My sides!! Girls with no makeup...
  34. Elwood70

    How long before Bryci is doing Hardcore ?

    So that's why I cringe, get nauseous and avoid certain threads like the plague.... Here's a tip: There's a difference between complimenting/flirting with someone, and slobbering over them like a dog.
  35. Elwood70

    Whats wrong with Mitch Mcconnells face?

    Addison Mitchell "Mitch" McConnell, Jr. (born February 20, 1942) is the senior United States Senator from Kentucky. Can't imagine.....
  36. Elwood70

    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    I just sincerely hope that all the motherfuckers that said they were going to move out of the state because of this actually do it. I'd love the reduced traffic.
  37. Elwood70

    Serious questions for all OCSMs in here

    Apparently; that doesn't work, according to the expert....:rolleyes:
  38. Elwood70

    Pornstar Sisters in the Same Scene Together / Pornstar Sisters... ******????

    Re: Pornstar Sisters... ******???? Is it just me, or was there a time in the not-so-distant past when a thread like this would've been deleted by the second post?
  39. Elwood70

    Not South Park XXX Trailer - I'll Pay For Your Shrink If It Turns You On

    Do you mean porn parodies in general; or just the fact that they've stooped so low as to make a South Park one? I'm not a fan of any porn parody, and this one does seem to herald a new low.
  40. Elwood70

    What do you think? Suggestions.

    Better yet; reenact the scene from Pulp Fiction with Marvin in the car. "Now Marvin; you gots to have an opinion.." Revamp can be Marvin.
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    Why is it that if a pornstar doesn't want to get with black guys, it is a major issue?

    I have a strange feeling that someone has multiple accounts.....
  42. Elwood70

    Breaking News: New Pope chosen!

    Actually; now that I think about it, "Pope Frankie" has a better ring to it.
  43. Elwood70

    Breaking News: New Pope chosen!

    I'm going to just call him Pope Frank.
  44. Elwood70

    Serious questions for all OCSMs in here

    Well, since everyone is a fucking expert here, then how do we get rid of them? The obvious answer is banning them; but that doesn't seem to be happening...
  45. Elwood70

    Breaking News: New Pope chosen!

    I bet it's a Catholic.
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