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  1. Elwood70

    Harrison Ford’s Chest Waxing Revisited. This is for all you liberal, global warming weenies in here

    The fact is Sam, Harrison Ford is a bigger real-life badass than you'll ever be: http://www.cracked.com/article_18905_11-***********-who-were-secretly-total-badasses.html I know you'll just dismiss that because it's from a Cracked.com, but it's all true. I'd tell you to look it up yourself...
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    Your Opinion: Pornstars with Fake Lips

    Rihanna?
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    George Jones, country superstar, has died at 81

    Damn...there's so many great songs I could post, I can't decide on one. I'll just say this: The race is over, 'Possum. You won. RIP
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    Which OCSM wants a free load of cum?

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Maggie Green again. ****!!
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    Paranoia

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    Need help deciding on something important :D

    I've always liked the '70-'73 Mavericks, and I bet it's bad-ass. When the bumpers started getting bigger, they didn't look as good to me. I saw a '72 Pinto with a Cleveland(!) in it, but since it was in a magazine, I couldn't get too close of a look.
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    Small talk-thread

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    Allan Arbus/Dr. Sidney Freedman

    "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice." RIP,Alan.... I'm inspired by the fact that he found his second career in his 40's.
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    Americans Ordered Out Of Homes At Gunpoint By SWAT teams

    Castle doctrine from state-to-state
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    Americans Ordered Out Of Homes At Gunpoint By SWAT teams

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/conspiracy/boston/milkdelivery.asp
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    WTF is going on here ?

    I wonder if I do......
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    Age Racism

    Congratulations...you got three pages worth of replies (and counting), just by putting "racism" in the thread title.
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    Are European pornstars better looking than American pornstars?

    Which "America"? North America, South America or the United States of America? Anyone born in the United States of America is a native American (as opposed to a Native American), and they/ we all have the genes. Making a distinction that citizens of the U.S.A. don't have their/ our own genes...
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    Reincarnation

    A cat. Because why not? ...and most ******* don't have sex for pleasure...
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    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    I think he's busy trying to perfect time-travel, so he can try to make the Boston Bombings happen in Baltimore.
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    Is the Adult Film Industry suffering because of all the free porn on the Internet?

    I'd give my left nut to be in that income bracket.
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    Age Racism

    Age doesn't mean ****. Experience - or lack thereof - does.
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    Age Racism

    I believe it's just referred to as "ageism".
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    who is your favourite milf?

    Re: which cougar pornstar would you fuck if she lived next door??? I love how everyone assumes in this thread that just because a "cougar pornstar" moves in next door, that she'll fuck you.
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    would you do a granny

    Old enough to be a grandmother? Hell, yeah. Old enough to be my grandmother? Depends on the person.....
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    Porn vs Real Gory

    Sure you did... :D I have the clip somewhere.
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    Girls + Guitars = Boner

    I was going to say the same, and I tried to give you rep.... What does it say about me that I looked at the guitars first? I saw Joan Jett live...she kicked ass. AUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Awesome.... the only thing that would've made this pic better is if it was a '59 Les Paul...
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    Pop ups all over the fucking places

    assari's having problems with your penis? Okay, I can see that...
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    Pop ups all over the fucking places

    What's a "pop-up"? People still use IE?
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    explosions in boston

    Update: FBI releases images of Boston bomb suspects
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    For Obama, stinging *** bill defeat is personal and political

    Thanks. :thumbsup: See, we can come together for a common goal....
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    I wish I'd seen that thread sooner...

    I wish I'd seen that thread sooner...
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    For Obama, stinging *** bill defeat is personal and political

    Fuck, fuck, fuckity-FUCK!! I guess a visitor message will suffice...
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    Any Guys Get Their Eyebrows Done?

    A personal trimmer, sold at most drugstores. A good one has attachments for trimming eyebrows.Usually around $20.00
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    What Were You Doing When I Hit 1500 Posts?

    I gave up for now, it's a overload of stupid. I'm having coffee and a cigarette...
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    who is this big natural tit brunette?

    Damn, she's hot!! Seriously, am I the only one who's getting this?
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    Any Guys Get Their Eyebrows Done?

    This. I keep things trimmed, keep other things clean-shaven, and have no plans to stop.
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    What Were You Doing When I Hit 1500 Posts?

    I was looking for the latest reliable information on the bombings... Obviously, I didn't find any, so I came back here.
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    NFL Broadcaster Pat Summerall

    Pat and John Madden were my baptism into the NFL. I'd turn on the game they were working and just listen to them and watch the screen. Pat is a big part of the reason I love the NFL. RIP.
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    explosions in boston

    My thoughts are with the people of Boston, and my sincere hope is that everyone involved recovers the best way they can from this tragedy. I have friends and ****** from that area, I've been to the city, and the people are awesome. With that said - and meant - I still **** the Red Sox...
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    explosions in boston

    It doesn't seem right to give you rep for this, so I'll just quote it and that mine are too.
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    To all OCSM's: Fansigns?

    That depends on who wrote it, and what they wrote.
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    New Jersey. What is your fucking problem with us?

    I have no fucking problem with New Jersey. I'm not going to judge an entire fucking state based on the actions of a fucking few. ....and Ashley is hot.....even with the Playboy airbrush.
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    A Canadian Teen Hanged Herself After Everybody At School Saw Pictures Of Her Alleged ****

    Alleged confession.. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/12/anonymous-suspect-confession-rehtaeh-parsons-rape_n_3070615.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009
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    France says bras are bad for you

    Normally, I fucking **** it when one guy thinks he can speak on behalf of an entire fucking gender. But this time, I gotta agree.
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    Q: How long do you have to be married to collect alimony?

    I believe you are correct, but I'm not sure of the details. I know that time cohabitating is a factor in determining what qualifies as common-law marriage, and I'm pretty sure it varies from state to state. Don't we have a resident lawyer somewhere on here?
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    Q: How long do you have to be married to collect alimony?

    I'm just guessing here, but if you don't take a state marriage license it implies (at least to me) that it wouldn't be recognized by said state as legal, therefore no rights to alimony would apply. A marriage without a license isn't legally binding to either party. ...or something like that.
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    Trivial question ... dead facebook contact

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to STDiva again...
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    If You Owned A Limo, What Kind Of Limo Would It Be?

    A 1961 Lincoln Continental model 74A convertible. (SS-100-X) Perhaps you've heard of it: http://c.barat.free.fr/lincoln/limousine/62jfk-4.jpg SS-100-X
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    Favorite Beers

    Free
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    Trivial question ... dead facebook contact

    I have a similar problem: A friend on FB died recently, but no one in his ****** took the page down so now, other friends post memories and tributes on his wall. I'm leaving it up for now, but eventually it'll get taken down.
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