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  1. Elwood70

    Would The Church Of Satan Have Caught On Better If Vincent Price Founded It?

    That's not an excuse: Everything they want to know about the man is at their fingertips, if they so choose. Now, whether they care enough to make the effort to do the back-breaking work which consists wholly of typing "Vincent Price" into the search engine of their choice, well, it's their loss...
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    Van Halen Fans : David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar ?

    Oh man, that truly sucks.... I have a list of *****-cars as long as my arm, I have since I was old enough to know what the fuck a car was. That exact car, as you just described it, has always been in the top five. Now, I wouldn't turn down the buckets with a console, a factory 4-speed, the 402...
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    Dammit, there goes my shot at being "mysterious" I was going to say "Don't ask me how I know that..."
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    Which is more embarrassing? (psychological subject)

    Extra salty? There's a joke in there somewhere, I just can't seem to find it.....
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    So do police and detectives, when they investigate homicides.
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    Which is more embarrassing? (psychological subject)

    Would you like fries with that? :cool:
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    polish babe plans to sex with 100 000 men

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Harley Spencer again. It'd be one thing if the "joke" was actually funny....
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    Which is more embarrassing? (psychological subject)

    Then, why did you do it? (Besides for the sake of the joke, of course...) For all of the haters ass-ari has, there's sure a lot of people posting in his threads......
  9. Elwood70

    Van Halen Fans : David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar ?

    You can't just say that and go....I have too many questions.:cool:
  10. Elwood70

    admi it: You have watched tenticle hentai

    I can't admit to something I've never done...
  11. Elwood70

    Gianna Michaels lost some weight...

    Sheeeeeit......I'd hit that wearing nothing but a clothespin on my nose...
  12. Elwood70

    Deserve's got nothing to do with it.. (No further comment, I just wanted to randomly quote...

    Deserve's got nothing to do with it.. (No further comment, I just wanted to randomly quote Unforgiven.....:cool: )
  13. Elwood70

    Anyone who wishes the death of citizens to prove a point , and not answer his accusers, deserves...

    Anyone who wishes the death of citizens to prove a point , and not answer his accusers, deserves nothing....not even a dumb chick.
  14. Elwood70

    Miss Utah: Hot as fuck...dumber than a sack of hammers

    The fact that she's so goddamn stupid makes her significantly less "hot". Dumbness is not attractive to me at all.
  15. Elwood70

    Gianna Michaels lost some weight...

    "Thoughts ?" No "thought" here, I know I still love her! She looked great before, she looks great now!
  16. Elwood70

    Religion - The Other ***** for Discussion

    Mariah, you should write a biography. I'd read the **** outta that....
  17. Elwood70

    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    Well, since I'm only 99.98% sure which name you were going to say, I chose the diplomatic route.
  18. Elwood70

    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    You mean like some porn stars? :D You're welcome.:D:cool:
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    I can explain my fear of clowns with one name- John Wayne Gacy. Oh, and Stephen King's It BTW Harley, I'm here....:cool:
  20. Elwood70

    Porn Stars (Current AND Former) with Instagram accounts

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Blue Countach again. Well, ****.
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    Which is more embarrassing? (psychological subject)

    This is just ass-ari's way of telling us that he thinks his **** don't stink.
  22. Elwood70

    The Porn Star You Miss The Most...

    I don't keep track of them enough to know who's retired and who isn't.
  23. Elwood70

    Which is more embarrassing? (psychological subject)

    If you're embarrassed by the idea of buying these things, then you have a problem. But, you're also a homophobe, so there's that.
  24. Elwood70

    Van Halen Fans : David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar ?

    I prefer the first era, but I think that has a lot more to do with timing than anything else. I also think there was a stretch there where Van Halen started to take themselves a little too seriously, and it showed. There's a fundamental fact which I think Eddie forgot - probably lost in a...
  25. Elwood70

    More nighttime shenanigans...seriously, can 2013 be over already?

    Thanks for the heads-up. It's a good thing I didn't say "Jesus-fucking-Christ", like I was originally going to.
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    Jaana Ruutu (AMA)

    Re: Jaana Ruutu This is fucking rich, coming from you. You realize of course, that if a redhead man was "done up" the right way - and you know what I mean when I say that - you'd be all up in it, worse than you ever are to any OCSM? I was going to say something along the lines of thinking...
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    More nighttime shenanigans...seriously, can 2013 be over already?

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Rey C. again. God-fucking-dammit....
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    Porn Site Forum Christians (Parody)

    I have sigs and images turned off, but not for entirely the same reasons. In my case, it helps keep load times to a minimum, and spares me from seeing an image I don't want to see. I find almost all porn boring. I have very specific tastes, and when I want it, I get it. "Sinful" is relative.
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    Religion - The Other ***** for Discussion

    Be careful, someone may come in here and say "You like what food!?!? You SUCK!!!"...and start it all over again...
  30. Elwood70

    Religion - The Other ***** for Discussion

    I understand it, because I'm the same way. However, I'm a bit picky with my choice of words, so I can make my choice or opinion known without contradicting myself. I for one, am not complaining. :)
  31. Elwood70

    Atheist (parody)

    We're all killers behind our keyboards.....
  32. Elwood70

    World's greatest drummer!

    ...but only because Keith Moon is gone.
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    Sponsors for pr0nstars? (parody/bad idea)

    ...and this; ladies and gentlemen, is why I have pretty much stopped going into OCSM threads. ALL OCSM's should take note, I'm sure we're not the only ones. Apollo, THANK YOU for putting into words that which I couldn't. First *****'s on me.... I repped him, too and quoted him, bitch. So...
  34. Elwood70

    Ku Klux Klan

    Because he's either Worm under a different account, an extreme fanboy of Worm or they're brothers from different *******....
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    Ku Klux Klan

    Henry and Karen Hill. I realize that just to say one example that I know of that contradicts your reasoning doesn't prove anything, it's just what popped into my head when I read that. Carry on....
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    Sponsors for pr0nstars? (parody/bad idea)

    I see, so it's the self-consciousness that's cowardice.
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    Sponsors for pr0nstars? (parody/bad idea)

    I have been wearing glasses since I was 10 months old due to severe myopia, and after an infection caused increased light-sensitivity, I now wear ************ sunglasses every waking hour...and by your logic (at least as expressed in this post), this makes me a coward. O-kay.....:thumbsup...
  38. Elwood70

    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    I know, but I for one will not let this thread die. I've seen some sick **** on this board (:thumbsup: ) but this is as close as I've been to offended.
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    Religion - The Other ***** for Discussion

    Don't mind me, I'm just trying to figure out where the other 36 pages went....
  40. Elwood70

    How would you describe Christy mack haircut ??

    I'm not a fan.
  41. Elwood70

    What religion are you?

    If there's a god he (or she) has a LOT of explaining to do.
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    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    Go for it, I could use the free dental work....:cool: After being a lifetime Oriole fan, it's against my very nature to root for any team from Boston.
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    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    I'll take the Blackhawks, just to keep it interesting....:cool:
  44. Elwood70

    If you were an athlete what would be your signature candy?

    I wouldn't want one. I'd want to be so good as a player - and role model - that people would name their **** after me. "In Baltimore, Brooks Robinson doesn't have a candy bar named after him (like Reggie Jackson in New York)....here, people name their **** after Brooks.
  45. Elwood70

    Former Orioles manager Earl Weaver dies at 82

    If memory serves, he's the only manager to ever be tossed from a World Series game.... Oh, and in 1982, he switched a then-unknown 3rd baseman to shortstop, where he would go on to redefine the position by playing in 2,632 consecutive games...perhaps you've heard of him....:cool:
  46. Elwood70

    I say: LIFETIME BANS!

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jagger69 again.... I'm beginning to think we're related....
  47. Elwood70

    Any Cleveland Indians fans here?

    Baltimore Orioles....hon. But, I do have an open message to the Indians: NEVER change your goddamn name.
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