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  1. Elwood70

    An Etiquette Question...

    If it's my hair, I keep eating.
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    I am saying that I'm "that type of person".....and I don't aspire to be anything else. I laugh at that all the time, and I'm not sorry for it. I also feel sympathetic, because I've taken shots to the balls before.
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    But, other people getting hit in the balls is funny....and cringeworthy.
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    The Blindness of Religious People

    _HpmlIDIXPs :cool:
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    Dear Assari... Please answer!!!

    Me, too...at the very least, for his part in making Easy Rider....and for helping to "make" Bridget......
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    why do I like girls wearing socks so much?

    Well c'mon, it wasn't just anyone, it was fuckin' Johnny Cash....doesn't get much more O.G. badass than that.
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    The Blindness of Religious People

    I'm insanely jealous.....
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    The Blindness of Religious People

    Naw, paradise is real.....and it sounds to me like you are going. ***** one for me, willya?
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    Roald changed his avatar

    It's okay, I saved it on my HD....:cool: ...and I'm pretty sure I have a full-size version of your current one....somewhere...
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    I didn't mind at all, probably because I read the whole thread. I even have the saved pics to prove it....;)
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    I was destined to be a smoker. When I was a ***; I used to take click-pens apart so I could use one half as a fake cigarette. I'm from one of -if not the last - generation where smoking was still "cool". It was never a question of if I started smoking....but when. I knew that.:cool: ..which...
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    Is it bad that the smell of a car owned by a heavy smoker brings back pleasant ********* memories for me?
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    It lasted longer, but more than likely because I was still in high school, still living at home and my parents didn't know.....yet.
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    I would just be happy to get back to the point I was when I started. A pack used to last me three days.....
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    I think it's funny - and somewhat annoying - that most of the "stop smoking aids" (patches, gums, etc.) cost as much as the fuckin' cigarettes.
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    Excuses, you say? 1. I've been smoking since I was 17.... I'm 42 now. 2. I've got some pretty major dental work coming up, and I'll no doubt not be able to smoke while things heal.......but I probably will anyway. 3. I've been out of work for awhile... too long, in fact (I had a medical issue...
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    I read that thread, it was very entertaining. I didn't notice the pack at first...it's the wrong brand.:cool: I thought I was the only one who thought they burn too quickly; at least the Marlboro Reds do. I've been smoking them since I started....... I want to quit also; I have Allen Carr's...
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    Gianna Michaels lost some weight...

    Not according to a search I just did. This was the closest I saw...
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    Isn't that a line from Taxi Driver? ...and challenge fulfilled. :cool: . I even have some new wallpapers to prove it.. ;) Next stop...Harley's journal All I have to say is this: I have a new favorite. ;) A question for you Harley: You said you smoked....what's your brand, and how much are...
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    The Blindness of Religious People

    I double-dog dare you....
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    The blindness of ex pornstars

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Philbert again. Coming from someone who gets called a know-it-all all the fucking time; I laughed waaaay too hard at this......
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    Deal Breakers for Porn Stars (question for OSCMs)

    To make a bullshit thread that gets people talking for at least seven pages? ...just a guess...
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    Challenge accepted. ;)
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    The blindness of ex pornstars

    It has. The religious argument can never be won. No one knows whether or not there's a "God", and you sure as **** can't convince someone to believe - or not believe - by yelling at them, talking down to them, or acting like a know-it-all fucking asshole.
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    One day - possibly tomorrow - I'm going to read this whole thread.....
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    The forum, enough is enough

    QFT. There's times where it annoys me - that's got more to do with specific posters than any relaxed policy - but overall, I like the "new" atmosphere....
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    The Blindness of Religious People

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to xfire again.
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    If you could punch anyone in the face...

    +1 So, then sexually assaulting adults is okay?
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    Atheist (parody)

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ApolloBalboa again. ****!!
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    Atheist (parody)

    http://www.whale.to/b/sammy_davis_jr.html There's a few more links, just Google "Sammy Davis J. Satanist?" I'm not sure how much of it I believe....
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    Atheist (parody)

    He was a Satanist for a while, too...
  32. Elwood70

    *********** who should be in porn.

    Re: Mainstream actresses you wish to do PORN None
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    Reminder!!!

    I can't wait for this. It looked pretty big and bright last night, I can only imagine how it will look tonight.
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    Look how easy it is to purchase an "Assault Rifle" in the United States.

    I really wish people would get their facts straight when it comes to "assault rifles". Specifically, there's no such thing or, to put it another way, it's an umbrella term for a type of *** that is exceedingly scary-looking to certain groups of people.
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    James gandolfini dead!!!!!

    There is no Mafia. It's a stereotype. . . . . . :D
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    Look how easy it is to purchase an "Assault Rifle" in the United States.

    QFT. Not less guns, more guns...just give them to the right fuckin' people.
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    James gandolfini dead!!!!!

    51 is waaaaaay too fuckin' young... RIP, Mr. Gandolfini.
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    Atheist (parody)

    "Do not ****".....unless it's in the name of God, amirite?
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    Look how easy it is to purchase an "Assault Rifle" in the United States.

    There's a reason Sam put "Assault Rifle" in quotes....
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    Never Give Stores Your ZIP Code

    Simple: They ask for my phone number or Zip code, I give it to them. Granted, it just so happens to be the number and Zip code of the house I grew up in, but still.....I'm here to help.
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    If you could punch anyone in the face...

    Whose bones? The ones in my hand, or their face?
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    Porn viewers (protest)

    Aria Giovanni is a work of art.....
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    Porn viewers (protest)

    Tell me Kreskin,what makes you so sure?
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    Porn viewers (protest)

    I don't know, I never watch porn.
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    Would You Date or Marry A Porn Star?

    Re: Would you marry a PORNSTAR? I wouldn't marry anyone.......again.
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    Weird and Funny Sexual-Practices

    You owe me a keyboard........and monitor. :eek: :D
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    Which is more embarrassing? (psychological subject)

    Okay, I'll accept that. Posting without enough coffee is equal to PWI.:D You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Maggie Green again.
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    Weird and Funny Sexual-Practices

    This thread is.......awesome.....
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    Shooting in the nude.

    That has potential for a lot of pain....
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    Never do business with Libyans

    Goddammit!! Beat me to it....:cool:
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