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  1. Elwood70

    Grow a thicker skin (parody)

    ...but this was. :D
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    Grow a thicker skin!

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Philbert again. Goddammit.....
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    Grow a thicker skin!

    "Maturity" is over-rated. No, it means not taking things waaaaay more seriously than they need to be taken. It means not getting butthurt over someone's words. It means knowing when to say "fuck you" and just moving on. It also means not trying to be the fuckin' police ***** for a goddamn...
  4. Elwood70

    Grow a thicker skin (parody)

    These aren't funny...they never were funny. Stop.
  5. Elwood70

    Grow a thicker skin!

    Maybe those people have a point.
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    Full Hd Porn or Standard Definition

    :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2: (I can't rep you for this) To answer the question, there are certain things I'd like to see in HD........porn is not one of them.
  7. Elwood70

    Wet Tee shirt pics.

    Not wet, but still.... http://www.cracked.com/blog/13-photos-that-shatter-your-image-famous-people-part-2/ :D
  8. Elwood70

    Your Favorite Freeones Users (Non-OSCM/Admin)

    Great, another fucking circle-jerk of a thread designed to either pit users against each other, or be a fucking popularity contest. I thought the "VS." threads were bad. This **** is worse than goddamn high school. Never mind...forget I said anything.
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    My fav 101 Pornstars

    You've inspired me to go and purge my list. I haven't even checked it in a long time. It's too much of a pain in the ass to delete names, so I just never look at it. I agree.. I know, right? It's a waste of bandwidth....
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    Adolf Hitler

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    Adolf Hitler

    Imagine if he used his talents for good.....
  12. Elwood70

    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    No amount of time will make this go away...
  13. Elwood70

    Why are so many people on the internet unfirendly, rude and insulting?

    Really? So,then you'd say this in public? ....better yet, would you say it in public, in say.....Baltimore? I didn't think so.
  14. Elwood70

    What would be your theme song?

    There's no other option: x8LesTvNuaw
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    Why are so many people on the internet unfirendly, rude and insulting?

    Don't mind me, just wanted to make sure this didn't slip under the radar.... Thank you, and please drive through...
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    Florida’s most-blinged Camaro ZL1

    Yes. :cool:
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    Why are so many people on the internet unfirendly, rude and insulting?

    Because it's the fucking Internet. It's the ultimate cross-section of humanity. The anonymity is part of the so-called negativity sure, but if that's all you're seeing, maybe you're just on the wrong sites.
  18. Elwood70

    Florida’s most-blinged Camaro ZL1

    I'd drive it. . . . . . . if the wheels were smaller, it had a 427,it wasn't a ragtop, and it was about 44 years older....
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    which of you liberal wimps would like to answer this?

    I'm Sicilian/Irish and I wish I did.... I'm stuck with the "******* Mick" or "Fightin' Irish" comments. I got my looks from the wrong side of the ******.
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    Baltimore: Retaliation after verdict

    Just so you know.... http://www.wbaltv.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/Police-Park-******-not-related-to-Zimmerman-verdict/-/10131532/21028272/-/xyaww4z/-/index.html I know you'll probably try to dismiss this one way or the other because it doesn't fit your agenda, if not outright ignore it...
  21. Elwood70

    Top 10 automotive failures of the last decade

    I'm fascinated by the fact that these two merited the same level of coolness.;)
  22. Elwood70

    i honor this big man

    Shelby was a racer too, at first. Oh, and he's also a goddamn icon. Big Willie is too, they both seem like they'd be great guys to hang out with.
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    who's left handed?

    I'm both.
  24. Elwood70

    Question for adult comics experts....

    Dammit, I knew he wasn't touring with Black Sabbath this year for another reason besides money!!! :cool: ;) :D
  25. Elwood70

    If I gave you $1000 and told you that you had to spend it today....

    That's why I put it last....
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    If I gave you $1000 and told you that you had to spend it today....

    Marlboro Reds, Wild Turkey 101 and a full tank of gas for my car.
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    I need your votes!!!

    I voted for you, but the last thing I'm going to do is come into this thread to announce that I voted for you, in a shameless bit for your attention....
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    Bought a house.

    A pie tin filled with charcoal briquettes - not the kind with lighter fluid already in them - placed under furniture, or anywhere discreet.
  29. Elwood70

    Homeland Security hijacker malaware: anyone else get this"

    No, I must have missed out...damn Linux... ;)
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    Oh yes, I'm reading it now.....:cool: ...and debating on a reply....

    Oh yes, I'm reading it now.....:cool: ...and debating on a reply....
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    Her or bob? ;)

    Her or bob? ;)
  32. Elwood70

    Re: The Blindness of Religious People... .....and now, the best part is that she can't in get...

    Re: The Blindness of Religious People... .....and now, the best part is that she can't in get the last word....:D
  33. Elwood70

    19 Things Invented in Canada

    Why do these threads always turn into a goddamn ******* match!? Anyway... Dan Aykroyd is Canadian.. Ottawa, Canada to be exact... ..but John Belushi was from the USA.... (Sweet Home) Chicago, IL Draw your own conclusions.:D
  34. Elwood70

    Ten Rock Stars Who Found Jesus

    Well, he most certainly wasn't behind the amplifiers...
  35. Elwood70

    Why is Honey Boo Boo's show still on the air. Its sick and legal ***** porn

    You don't, but I'm sure that at least one sick bastard out there does.
  36. Elwood70

    Coolest rockstar of all time?

    I completely disagree. . . . . . . ...Keith Richards is very cool. (Didn't see that one comin' didja? :cool: ) There's people who don't know who fuckin' Joe Jackson is!? The fuck.......
  37. Elwood70

    do you ever ***** about porn stars?

    I had a ***** where I was in the opening scene of GoodFellas, but instead of being in a car with Jimmy and Tommy, it was Aria Giovanni and Gianna Michaels. ....apparently,Gianna is pretty proficient with a *****, and Aria is a hell of a shot......
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    The Blindness of Religious People

    Damn, I guess I really am a godless heathen....
  39. Elwood70

    Anybody know whatever happened to Tawnee Stone????

    Yes, I remember seeing the thread about it here.....somewhere. ...actually, it was right above my post. I gotta clean my goddamn glasses more often.
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    Currently: http://ist2-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/6/7/2/6/67261/1/z/e/f/1zefp/Gianna%20M.6345021%20.png
  41. Elwood70

    How Long a Church attende?

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to lurkingdirk again. Seriously, that's a classy move...
  42. Elwood70

    Favorite ********* memories

    I can sum mine up in two words: Schwinn Sting-Ray.
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    Ultimate ************ Thread (parody)

    One of my favorite albums ever is "Get Your Wings"......
  44. Elwood70

    Dear Assari... Please answer!!!

    Specifically, over Sen. Joseph McCarthy's investigations of Communism involvement in the film industry. They were also roommates. http://www.cracked.com/article_14923_the-10-most-improbable-*********-fistfights.html#ixzz2XktHfXa0
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    Dear Assari... Please answer!!!

    ...after getting into one fight over politics during an evening of ********.
  46. Elwood70

    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    Just because I'm not Catholic anymore, doesn't mean I don't have a conscience. Despite the fact that I've been referred to as a "godless heathen" in a not-quite-joking way, that doesn't mean I don't have a very solid moral compass. I'm just impervious to bullshit guilt - as opposed to legitimate...
  47. Elwood70

    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    I did too, once. It was called "Catholicism".....
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