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  1. Elwood70

    Satanic Atheists

    I know it's not from the Bible...any bible.
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    Satanic Atheists

    ...which he "borrowed" and twisted for his own means. The original is "Do what thou wilt, but harm none".... Which sounds an awful lot like "Do unto others..." huh?
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    Christianity and pornography

    I remember hearing radio ads for Penthouse that he recorded. He sounded creeeeeepy.
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    Christianity and pornography

    Jesus, you guys should just fuck and get it overwith....;)
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    Halliburton to Plead Guilty to Destroying Gulf Oil Spill Evidence

    ...and nobody involved will be held directly responsible, or lose a job, or lose any pay. I thought corporations were people?
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    Heroin (protest)

    The only fucked up thing about it is the fact that you beat me to it.:D It's just an inconven- er, uncomfortable truth.
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    Heroin (protest)

    No, he had to quit doing **** because it thins your *****. Brain surgery causes a seizure risk, which increases when your ***** is thinner, hence the Dilantin to thicken *****...don't ask me how I know that.:D You can think whatever you want, but the truth is far better than any made-up ****.
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    Heroin (protest)

    Ha!! See, I was tempted to say something along the lines of "While Keith and The Rolling Stones were making what most consider to be their best work (from 1968-1972), he was using heroin, and by '72 was a full addict."..... ....but I didn't.....too predictable. :D
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    Dept of Justice Says States Can Legalize Pot! Police Groups are PISSED!

    And, as soon as it is, I can start complaining about second-hand ********* smoke. :D
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    Heroin (protest)

    Well, nothing is completely harmless, but comparing heroin to ********* is the personification of the phrase "apples and oranges".
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    Heroin (protest)

    No. Next question?
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    Dinner with a porn star

    No fucking way. Not just because it'd be a pornstar either, I'd say the same about any famous person. I would never want to be in that situation with a fuckton of cameras in my face, and greedy assholes behind the scenes trying to figure out how to exploit me - and the other person - for as much...
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    Favourite computer software?

    :thumbsup: This. My favorite software is open-source, or since I'm running Linux, all of it.:D
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    Dept of Justice Says States Can Legalize Pot! Police Groups are PISSED!

    Tobacco is "just a plant", too. Technically speaking it is a **** - or contains one -, but this idea that it's somehow on par with heroin and **** is laughable. Legalize it, or at least decriminalize it. I always thought it was DuPont and William Randolph Hearst that single-handedly made it...
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    Dept of Justice Says States Can Legalize Pot! Police Groups are PISSED!

    Of fucking course they're pissed, they're losing one of the cash-cows.
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    Dave Chappelle walks off stage at comedy show amid heckling.

    I never said "coddle the assholes", I said "handle hecklers". There's a difference. If you're not savvy about shutting them down, they will ruin the show. They'll fuck up your timing and flow. I'll give Dave the benefit of the doubt, and say that he was having a bad night. Every comic I'm aware...
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    Dave Chappelle walks off stage at comedy show amid heckling.

    I love Dave Chappelle, but I'll say this: If you can't handle hecklers, you shouldn't be doing standup.
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    Batman and Superman Movie Headed to Detroit, Lured By $35 Million In Incentives

    This is great. How awesome would it be if Detroit could re-invent itself as a moviemaking mecca?
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    So, Jaana Ruutu Left?

    Yes, I remember this. Hopefully "finding her path" involves getting the fuck away from that guy. Ouch. That was....painful.:facepalm: :D
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    How to become a famous pornstar overnight!

    What did you expect from Reddit? In fairness though, it was probably stolen from somewhere else...
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    So, Jaana Ruutu Left?

    I don't know what this says about the situation, but I didn't even notice until you said something. As you say, I hope she found her path.
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    Another ******, I mean PornStar Tests Positive for HIV

    Oh, I've got more... I just need to be sufficiently provoked. ;)
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    Another ******, I mean PornStar Tests Positive for HIV

    Jesus H. Tapdancin' Christ, that may be the most disgusting thing I've ever read.... I'll never watch straight porn again....
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    Will you still watched porn scene with condom in it?

    Yes, because I can't imagine condoms showing up in lesbian porn...
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    10 Bad Things That Are Good For You

    It is if you do it right...;)
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    Looks like Miley Cyrus has finally achieved her goal of becoming a full blown skank

    Miley Cyrus being called trashy and a skank, in a bad way..........on a porn site.
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    WTF is with Macho Pride in State You Come From

    Jesus, is everybody on this board Sicilian?:D
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    Sad & Simple Proof There is No God

    I said it once before, but it bears repeating.... The religious argument can never be won. No one knows whether or not there's a "God", and you sure as **** can't convince someone to believe - or not believe - by yelling at them, talking down to them, or acting like a know-it-all fucking asshole.
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    The GOP & Their Double Standard on Small Government

    They didn't say "Don't you mean Alyssa?
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    The question for Christians

    I'm guessing here, but probably a member of the Vette Nation Army (The network of Vicky Vette's websites).
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    Never had sex; what are my options?

    Again: How does a high post count translate into "lameness"? 700 posta a year works out to about two per day.
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    Never had sex; what are my options?

    I still don't understand what the fuck post counts have to do with anything. There's a few people on here that are on my mental ****-list (but none on "Ignore"), and whatever criticisms I may have about those people, their post count isn't one of them. If I could type a lot faster - and I...
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    Ben Affleck as Batman in the Man of Steel sequel

    I think he'll pull it off. You heard it here first....
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    WTF is with Macho Pride in State You Come From

    Sounds like my kind of place. The sunshine bores the daylights out of me....
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    Plastic bag tax.

    The tax wouldn't bother me so much if people would either pony up for the fuckin' bag, or buy a good reusable one. Now, we have a new problem: People checking out a ****-ton of merchandise, and loading it back into the cart to take it to their car. Suddenly, a five-minute wait to buy cigarettes...
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    WTF is with Macho Pride in State You Come From

    That's true, it's commonly referred to as the "heartland", but to say that it's somehow "more American" than the rest of the country is misleading.
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    WTF is with Macho Pride in State You Come From

    I love the fact that this thread, decrying people for bragging about their home state, has turned into a thread where people are passive-aggressively bragging about their home state.
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    WTF is with Macho Pride in State You Come From

    You heard wrong. All of America (USA) is "the real America".
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    WTF is with Macho Pride in State You Come From

    I just let people believe that it's just like The Wire. It's my little way of helping to keep the traffic down. ....and what's wrong with cowboy boots?
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    A turtle doesn't have a shell.

    Naked. A turtle's entire habitat, or "home" if you will, is not his shell. Therefore, a shell-less turtle is merely naked. And dead.
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    Idea part 2

    Fucking A right.... #2 is a trick question... :cool:
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    "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you." Porsche 911 turns 50.

    Nope. ...makes me wish I had a first-born to sell.
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    Philbert, stop it!

    Gotten?
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    raimmi, ex-moderator or not?

    See, I could've just said "Fuck you", but you would have taken that way more seriously than I intend it. No, actually I prefer a combination of the two, or to put it another way: A reflection of reality. If this board turns into a non-stop slag-fest I'm fucking gone. If it turns into a...
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    raimmi, ex-moderator or not?

    ..or are trying to passive-aggressively be the police ***** of the form by taking people to task for not being nice enough. Hold on a second....
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    Porn Actor Hates Women?

    No, I was just using basic logic.
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    raimmi, ex-moderator or not?

    Actually, saying "I think.." makes it an opinion, not an order. Non-respectfully, I couldn't agree more. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DOA82 again.
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    Porn Actor Hates Women?

    I'm sure there's more than one....much more.
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