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I know it's not from the Bible...any bible.

...which he "borrowed" and twisted for his own means. The original is "Do what thou wilt, but harm none".... Which sounds an awful lot like "Do unto others..." huh?

I remember hearing radio ads for Penthouse that he recorded. He sounded creeeeeepy.

Jesus, you guys should just fuck and get it overwith....;)

...and nobody involved will be held directly responsible, or lose a job, or lose any pay. I thought corporations were people?

The only fucked up thing about it is the fact that you beat me to it.:D It's just an inconven- er, uncomfortable truth.

No, he had to quit doing **** because it thins your *****. Brain surgery causes a seizure risk, which increases when your ***** is thinner, hence the Dilantin to thicken *****...don't ask me how I know that.:D You can think whatever you want, but the truth is far better than any made-up ****.

Ha!! See, I was tempted to say something along the lines of "While Keith and The Rolling Stones were making what most consider to be their best work (from 1968-1972), he was using heroin, and by '72 was a full addict."..... ....but I didn't.....too predictable. :D

And, as soon as it is, I can start complaining about second-hand ********* smoke. :D

Well, nothing is completely harmless, but comparing heroin to ********* is the personification of the phrase "apples and oranges".

No. Next question?

No fucking way. Not just because it'd be a pornstar either, I'd say the same about any famous person. I would never want to be in that situation with a fuckton of cameras in my face, and greedy assholes behind the scenes trying to figure out how to exploit me - and the other person - for as much...

:thumbsup: This. My favorite software is open-source, or since I'm running Linux, all of it.:D

Tobacco is "just a plant", too. Technically speaking it is a **** - or contains one -, but this idea that it's somehow on par with heroin and **** is laughable. Legalize it, or at least decriminalize it. I always thought it was DuPont and William Randolph Hearst that single-handedly made it...

Of fucking course they're pissed, they're losing one of the cash-cows.

I never said "coddle the assholes", I said "handle hecklers". There's a difference. If you're not savvy about shutting them down, they will ruin the show. They'll fuck up your timing and flow. I'll give Dave the benefit of the doubt, and say that he was having a bad night. Every comic I'm aware...

I love Dave Chappelle, but I'll say this: If you can't handle hecklers, you shouldn't be doing standup.

This is great. How awesome would it be if Detroit could re-invent itself as a moviemaking mecca?

Yes, I remember this. Hopefully "finding her path" involves getting the fuck away from that guy. Ouch. That was....painful.:facepalm: :D

What did you expect from Reddit? In fairness though, it was probably stolen from somewhere else...

I don't know what this says about the situation, but I didn't even notice until you said something. As you say, I hope she found her path.

Oh, I've got more... I just need to be sufficiently provoked. ;)

Jesus H. Tapdancin' Christ, that may be the most disgusting thing I've ever read.... I'll never watch straight porn again....

Yes, because I can't imagine condoms showing up in lesbian porn...

It is if you do it right...;)

Miley Cyrus being called trashy and a skank, in a bad way..........on a porn site.

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Jesus, is everybody on this board Sicilian?:D

I said it once before, but it bears repeating.... The religious argument can never be won. No one knows whether or not there's a "God", and you sure as **** can't convince someone to believe - or not believe - by yelling at them, talking down to them, or acting like a know-it-all fucking asshole.

They didn't say "Don't you mean Alyssa?

I'm guessing here, but probably a member of the Vette Nation Army (The network of Vicky Vette's websites).

Again: How does a high post count translate into "lameness"? 700 posta a year works out to about two per day.

I still don't understand what the fuck post counts have to do with anything. There's a few people on here that are on my mental ****-list (but none on "Ignore"), and whatever criticisms I may have about those people, their post count isn't one of them. If I could type a lot faster - and I...

I think he'll pull it off. You heard it here first....

Sounds like my kind of place. The sunshine bores the daylights out of me....

The tax wouldn't bother me so much if people would either pony up for the fuckin' bag, or buy a good reusable one. Now, we have a new problem: People checking out a ****-ton of merchandise, and loading it back into the cart to take it to their car. Suddenly, a five-minute wait to buy cigarettes...

That's true, it's commonly referred to as the "heartland", but to say that it's somehow "more American" than the rest of the country is misleading.

I love the fact that this thread, decrying people for bragging about their home state, has turned into a thread where people are passive-aggressively bragging about their home state.

You heard wrong. All of America (USA) is "the real America".

I just let people believe that it's just like The Wire. It's my little way of helping to keep the traffic down. ....and what's wrong with cowboy boots?

Naked. A turtle's entire habitat, or "home" if you will, is not his shell. Therefore, a shell-less turtle is merely naked. And dead.

Fucking A right.... #2 is a trick question... :cool:

Nope. ...makes me wish I had a first-born to sell.

Gotten?

See, I could've just said "Fuck you", but you would have taken that way more seriously than I intend it. No, actually I prefer a combination of the two, or to put it another way: A reflection of reality. If this board turns into a non-stop slag-fest I'm fucking gone. If it turns into a...

..or are trying to passive-aggressively be the police ***** of the form by taking people to task for not being nice enough. Hold on a second....

No, I was just using basic logic.

Actually, saying "I think.." makes it an opinion, not an order. Non-respectfully, I couldn't agree more. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DOA82 again.

I'm sure there's more than one....much more.