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  1. Elwood70

    Is there anywhere else for porn to go to shock us?

    Oh, I forgot about the avoid infection part. I also neglected to mention that you're not supposed to pick at it while it heals, hence the itching. I'm just glad I haven't read a Dino thread while hung over.
  2. Elwood70

    Is there anywhere else for porn to go to shock us?

    Jesus, how do you do the post-tattoo maintenance on that? When I got mine (as anyone who has one knows), I had to keep it moisturized, and I couldn't scratch it when it itched, I had to smack it. That's just....ugh.
  3. Elwood70

    Wow, I'm at a loss for words at what this board has become.

    I don't have anyone on "ignore". If I see someone that I don't give a blue perpendicular fuck about posting their usual bullshit; I just well, ignore them. I have a very fast scroll.
  4. Elwood70

    You're welcome. They only thoughts that are "out there" are the ones from the guys that are...

    You're welcome. They only thoughts that are "out there" are the ones from the guys that are trying to defend and justify it. No two ways about it: It's creepy.
  5. Elwood70

    Thoughts on Pregnant Porn?

    Gotcha covered....after I finished laughing...
  6. Elwood70

    Thoughts on Pregnant Porn?

    I agree with everything you said, except I don't think it's a chance, I think it's a certainty, it's just a matter of time. It'll take bullying-by-computer to a whole new level. I don't think this generation is any better or worse than mine, but damn, I'm glad I grew up when I did.
  7. Elwood70

    Powerful, Short Definitions

    Keith Richards on playing guitar: "Five strings, two fingers, and one asshole!"
  8. Elwood70

    Gotham Rests Easy, Now That Batkid Has Saved The Day

    Check out Mr. Sunshine!! That was awesome on several different levels. A lot of people could learn something from him.
  9. Elwood70

    I'll Strap-On The Feedbag For A 73 Year Old Bag As Long As It's Raquel Welch

    Now; she is a MILF to me, using both definitions of the word:She's old enough to be a ******, and she's also old enough to me my ******. Sign me up....
  10. Elwood70

    Help me save a life for my birthday

    Jaana, there's your answer.
  11. Elwood70

    James Deen's Twitter

    "Car turning ahead of me, lol..... think I can ma
  12. Elwood70

    The Royal Troll ****** of FreeOnes

    I have yet to see true trolling here. I've seen feeble attempts, but that's it.
  13. Elwood70

    The worst heavy metal songs

    ...plus Joe Elliot favorably comparing them to Led Zeppelin whenever possible. Ugh.
  14. Elwood70

    LOL @ Toronto mayor Rob Ford! Can we get him to join FreeOnes?

    I'd watch the **** out of that..just a camera crew following him around 24/7, with no intervention.
  15. Elwood70

    Leaves suck!

    Leaves suck, but a self-propelled mulching mower with a bagger swallows.
  16. Elwood70

    Grey Pubic Hair

    I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say it's not just (some) men...
  17. Elwood70

    Pornstars Without Makeup

    Re: ***** Killer---Porn Stars W/O Makeup Obviously? Not the way I read it.
  18. Elwood70

    Is this video racist?

    Jackyl is still around? Damn....
  19. Elwood70

    What's your favourite flower?

    Re: What is your favorite flower? _eflVkN0sIk
  20. Elwood70

    Pornstars Without Makeup

    Re: ***** Killer---Porn Stars W/O Makeup They do this to ****!?
  21. Elwood70

    What would you like to do with a porn star if you could?

    *******. Lots and lots of *******.
  22. Elwood70

    A question that probably been asked berfor...

    I have no extensions, but other than that, close. Don't be hatin' ;)
  23. Elwood70

    A question that probably been asked berfor...

    I have to do my hair every day. What did I miss?
  24. Elwood70

    Is it ok to say that these woman are whores?

    When you get right to it, we're all either pimps or whores.
  25. Elwood70

    Is it ok to say that these woman are whores?

    It is if they are... If it looks like a duck....
  26. Elwood70

    Poll: Mariah vs Blue. Vote.

    I love how people's opinion of her is softened when someone puts up a picture....
  27. Elwood70

    Would Giving Someone An Aaron Hernandez Jersey For Christmas Be Inappropriate?

    Suggested searches: O.J. Simpson jersey...
  28. Elwood70

    Happy Anniversary WU TANG CLAN

    ....and pour one out for ODB.
  29. Elwood70

    >>> Petra's Newest Signature! Check to see what I'm using!

    I turned my sigs back on just so I could see Petra's new one. I also checked the profile. I like it! However; I'm about to turn them off again, because too many people have sigs that are....excessive. Never mind, Aria is worth it.
  30. Elwood70

    Illinois Passes Marriage Equaliy

    He was too busy helping McKinley Morganfield with Chicago Blues....
  31. Elwood70

    Illinois Passes Marriage Equaliy

    Yeah, the Black Sox are his fault, too. Thanks, Obama...
  32. Elwood70

    Illinois Passes Marriage Equaliy

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ApolloBalboa again. Absolutely. Laugh away, it only makes you look worse. Rest assured that I'm laughing harder at you. You make it sounds as though Chicago was a fucking Utopian crime and corruption-free area until Barrack Obama...
  33. Elwood70

    What's Your Favorite Type Of Soda Pop?

    It was Mexicoke, until I read an article today that said they were going to switch the recipe and start using HFCS... But, then I saw this. So, it's still Mexicoke.
  34. Elwood70

    Jay Leno Compares Obama to Con Artist for Health Care Lie

    Leno is just trying to stay relevant. No one cares, even his fellow comics think he's a hack.
  35. Elwood70

    hi guys

    I was just wondering about you the other day... Welcome back.
  36. Elwood70

    Illinois Passes Marriage Equaliy

    Illinois Passes Marriage Equaliy I'm curious how these two fact correlate , especially considering your hatred for all things Obama.
  37. Elwood70

    What's Your Favorite Type Of Soda Pop?

    I used to laugh about the people that order huge burgers with triple bacon and fries, until I was told by a friend who orders that way once in awhile that he preferred the taste of the diet soda. He said that he used to ***** regular soda, but after he drank diet for a certain amount of time, he...
  38. Elwood70

    Getting Your Heart Broken

    I agree: It takes a lot less ***** to ***** the pain of a nut-shot away.
  39. Elwood70

    I wrote that post that way hoping someone would swing at it.... ;-)

    I wrote that post that way hoping someone would swing at it.... ;-)
  40. Elwood70

    Carl's Jr Does It Again And This Time With Breakfast

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to xfire again.
  41. Elwood70

    Carl's Jr Does It Again And This Time With Breakfast

    I've always heard that it wasn't a north or south issue, it was east coast or west.
  42. Elwood70

    Carl's Jr Does It Again And This Time With Breakfast

    I guess that makes Maryland "the south". The mystery continues...;)
  43. Elwood70

    List of *********** with Herpes

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to gunslingingbird again. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to xfire again. Even though it's probably bullshit, for a night with Alyssa Milano, I'll take my chances.
  44. Elwood70

    No Fuck, No Ride

    I observed a moment of silence. Now, if it had been three years older, 100 cubic inches bigger and had the word "Superbird" on the end, it would've been a full-blown weep....
  45. Elwood70

    No Fuck, No Ride

    You can't stop there. Year, engine and transmission at least. You should know better. :cool:
  46. Elwood70

    No Fuck, No Ride

    Not a Duster, but I've ridden in - and driven- several Darts. Come at me, bro.
  47. Elwood70

    Remember the First Time?

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ApolloBalboa again.
  48. Elwood70

    Remember the First Time?

    Well, this thread was good...
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