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  1. Elwood70

    luis1972: what can we do to make him stop?

    Wow. Some of you are taking this board way too seriously. Luis, I have to say that, after your response in this thread, you're a standup guy. If I were to say that the short replies didn't annoy me from time to time, I'd be lying, but I also remember that I'm guilty of the same behavior...
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    Older people who are trying be young

    Really? You also said.. Typical. I won't even comment on your alleged age.
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    luis1972: what can we do to make him stop?

    Is it only a matter of time before everyone gets named or called out as a subject of a thread?
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    Christians thread

    Money isn't the root of all evil, the love of money is ..allegedly.
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    Happy Holidays

    I prefer this one: :cool: My current wallpaper: I cringe too, but for a different reason.
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    Jane Fonda shows what a caring person she is. Again.

    Isn't that what these types of forums are for? Certain people always want to talk about how much trouble and ******** is caused by video games, movies, music, or the Internet; but my question is how much of that has been prevented by being able to blow off steam in other ways? I know at least...
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    Which U.S. President Would You Add To Mount Rushmore?

    John F. Kennedy, but only if it was after the shot.
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    Fox New's War on the Pope

    But, do you care about what he thinks of Maryland, and its' citizens?
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    Rosa Parks

    You have no idea how hilariously fuckin' off you are. I have been told I'm funny as a compliment, though. I'll let you try to figure out the rest.
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    Rosa Parks

    Never happen. It requires too much effort and intelligence.
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    HIV Scare in porn again

    It adds a whole new dimension to it, it looks like he was looking forward to - and enjoying - every bit of it. P.S. Am I reading way too much into it?
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    HIV Scare in porn again

    I like how the facial expression never changes..
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    Gawd, My Cat Is Being Such A PAIN IN THE ASS!

    My cat almost ****** me last night...
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    Too Early?

    I don't know whether so say "Awww", or "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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    Rep. Trey Radel Busted in ******* Sting

    Why is this still happening?
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    What Kinda Chips Y'all Like?

    This probably goes without saying: ....hon.
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    What Kinda Chips Y'all Like?

    I haven't had those since before jr. high school. I didn't even know they were still available. You just made my day.
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    Like I give fuck (men only)

    Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name....
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    It's The Wages, Stupid

    I also would like to see this addressed and dealt with accordingly. If this is true, it's a solid reason to delete my account permanently.
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    What's the closest Audrey Bitoni has ever come to having an orgasm?

    That's 'cause I'm not in her private life. :cool:
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    question about forums

    Jesus, what the fuck is going on here lately?
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    Copyright vs patent

    Please stop.
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    Copyright vs patent

    Why is this thread in this section?
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    Paul Walker dead

    That's the first person I thought of...
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    regret because of not having sex and party in youth :(

    Post of the week. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bobjustbob again.
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    Paul Walker dead

    Crash scene photo:
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    What Are You Thankful For ?

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to LucyOHara again. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ace Boobtoucher again.
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    Too Early?

    No, as long as you put it up after dinner.;)
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    LOL @ Parades!

    Every parade should end like this.. pX71mALOPKs
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    A personal question

    I do, too..and I've only heard it used as an insult.
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    What's the worst thing you have ever stolen from a hotel?

    A ***. Sorry, that was the best thing I ever stole from a hotel.
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    How Many Days Can You Go Without Brushing Your Teeth After Eating Pussy?

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Dino Velvet again.
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    Cartoon with a message

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to John_8581 again. I see what you did there... :cool:
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    How Many Days Can You Go Without Brushing Your Teeth After Eating Pussy?

    It depends on how much ***** we're talking about...
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    Giada De Laurentiis slices finger on live Food Network broadcast

    Wouldn't stop me. GNTH9zmleBE
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    Rep. Trey Radel Busted in ******* Sting

    Thanks for the confirmation. I was convinced when I read this: Nice sweeping judgment there...
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    GF will be in Kansas City area Wed and Sun, likes to get her tits out

    You cannot give Reputation to the same post twice. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Andronicus again.
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    If you could have another life would you and what would it be?

    Every day is a second chance.
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    I just fried a steak in bacon grease

    Eat right, stay fit.... ..and die anyway.
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    Replies (parody)

    Judging someone by an aspect of their appearance, and making assumptions about them based on those judgments? Sounds like both.
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    Just 23 Percent Of Americans Think Abraham Lincoln Would Be A Republican Today

    Before or after the assassination attempt? In order to fully explore the "If Lincoln were alive today" question - seriously - I think we'd at least have to agree on a scenario, with the appropriate suspension-of-disbelief. Namely, did he survive the attempt on his life, or was the whole plot...
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    Wow, I'm at a loss for words at what this board has become.

    Since there's no smilie for a stiff ***** and a cigarette... :catpopcorn:
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    Wow, I'm at a loss for words at what this board has become.

    Thank you. ..and thank you. Marlboros....lots of them. ...and sometimes, a strong *****. Thank you. Coming from you guys, that's a hell of a compliment. Should I start the "I'm leaving.... shower me with compliments to convince me not to" thread now? :D
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    Wow, I'm at a loss for words at what this board has become.

    No, I don't think the thread was started to resolve any problems, I think it was more to vent than anything else. I'm only half-following it anyway, I'm not really paying full attention. The comment wasn't directed at you specifically, it's more of a comment on the whole thread. As far as...
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    Wow, I'm at a loss for words at what this board has become.

    A thread pointing out what's perceived to be wrong with the board by a member, turns into an example of what's wrong with the board. Awesome.
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    Make a sandwich.

    Pastrami and Rye.
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    Tales from the Cute Side

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    Best karaoke songs

    I got a standing ovation after "It's Only Rock-N-Roll" at Big Pecker's (Logo: Foghorn Leghorn, drawn great, but just different enough to avoid a lawsuit) in Ocean City, Maryland. "Soul Man" "**** Tried" - Merle Haggard. Some guy at a full table on my way back to my seat said I was "a little...
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    Powerful, Short Definitions

    I didn't get the edit in time, but I meant to post: "Keith Richards' definition of playing guitar." Better? :cool:
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