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  1. Elwood70

    Things You Do On Purpose Just To Be A Prick

    A spray-bottle with trans fluid in it also does wonders....
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    Who Still Uses Internet Explorer?

    Linux and Chrome. No crashes, no viruses, no problems.
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    Would you date Sasha Shevchenko ?

    Some things never change.
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    What do you wish to be invented?

    I think they could very well be working on them in the U.S. We may never find out about them, but the military, NASA ,NSA and CIA will.
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    What do you wish to be invented?

    I'm curious how many of the things brought up in this thread are currently being worked on. `
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    What do you wish to be invented?

    It's 2014...why aren't we shaving with small lasers yet?
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    Vintage McDonald’s Advertisements in the 1960s

    It's all relative http://www.brighthub.com/money/personal-finance/articles/123720.aspx
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    What are your plans for Valentines day?

    Celebrating with a movie.. vpOggnTqMBA
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    why are so many beautiful women in porn (seriously)???

    The OP sounds like he's complaining...
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    Coca-Cola Super Bowl Ad: Un-American?

    Made In the U.S.A. It's a start....
  11. Elwood70

    return of the "bush" ruining porn industry!!

    Seeing as how there's a really good chance there is no "Hell", apparently variety is ruining "the industry".
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    Coca-Cola Super Bowl Ad: Un-American?

    Oh c'mon people, lighten up... ib-Qiyklq-Q
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    Are you going to watch that teen *** aka Farrah Abraham sextape?

    Re: Farrah Abraham **** vs sex tape controversy. Isn't it too much for this time? It's also evidently too much for one thread...
  14. Elwood70

    What are you Smoking Right Now?

    A Marlboro Red
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    how does a pussy clean itself off of the cum inside it?

    I had a feeling that's what it was...:cool:
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    NFL '13 Season Thread

    I'd be really surprised if this happened. He won't go out like that. I think he needs to also, but I don't see it happening.
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    how does a pussy clean itself off of the cum inside it?

    ...unless of course, they're reasonably proficient at lying about their age, you know, to be able to post on an adults-only forum.
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    Miss Colorado busted for doing a porno

    Busted=caught....not necessarily for doing something *******. Whether we consider it "morally wrong" or not isn't the point. The point is that the people who run the pageant do.
  19. Elwood70

    Phillip seymour hoffman found dead

    I just Goolged this, to get a source, and found this From the article ( I know that the Daily Mail is a questionable source, but aren't they all?): It's really fucked up that none of my local news outlets even mentioned this, at least not that I've seen. Apparently, no one gives a **** until...
  20. Elwood70

    Obama turns on the working man

    He never turned me on....
  21. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    She's my little rock and roll... wg2ZtSHoKY0
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    Porn Star Voices

    I think most people can't stand the sound of their own voice, at least when it's played back to them, or they hear it because of a delay. I know I can't.
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    How to stop giving a F@$% what people think.

    How do I stop what I never started?
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    Whats Up with Rand Pauls hair?

    It looks like he went to Morrie's.. 7FnAV1XbfKE 03bY2i-SVdY
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    Justin Bieber arrested on ******* driving, resisting arrest charges

    Of course he's going to act like an idiot, that I couldn't care less about. I do care when he endangers lives by driving ***** and illegally street racing, all in an attempt to be "hard". I also care about the fact that he'll get away with it, because he's famous and rich.
  26. Elwood70

    Adult Websites Tour: Farewell!

    It didn't confuse me at all. In fact, that's one of the most user-friendly sites I've ever been on.
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    Even the most responsible ***-owners can snap...

    Driving is a privilege, *** ownership is a right.
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    Justin Bieber arrested on ******* driving, resisting arrest charges

    Sounds to me like someone is trying waaaay too hard to be "hard". ...and why the hell does he have a section here!?
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    Even the most responsible ***-owners can snap...

    No, it doesn't, but it some cases "regulation" is a bait-and-switch buzzword used by politicians to mean "taking away rights." It may not start that way, but that's what it turns into.
  30. Elwood70

    the drinker's natural enemy...the butterface.

    A butterface isn't the drinker's enemy, it's a ready-made excuse to ***** more. "The more I *****, the better she looks."
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    2013 Freeones Ban List

    Am I the only one that remembers when talking about bannings was grounds for banning? Not a complaint, merely an observation.
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    I feel like a crack addict!

    Chris Farley's death pic.
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    How is this sex position called?

    "Ultimate disrespect, Part 1"
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    The weather here is fucking awesome!

    We have, and we (meaning in this case, me and mine) made it through just fine. I made sure I had enough food,***** and smokes beforehand, and just enjoyed it. The best part was driving a RWD car with a five-speed trans and getting sideways (and in some cases, all-the-ways) intentionally...
  35. Elwood70

    Do you like the "Bigger" Christina Aguilera? (pic)

    She never did to begin with, making her 42 wouldn't change that. However, I think she looks better with a little weight on her. (As if my opinion actually fuckin' matters...)
  36. Elwood70

    Rock 'n' Roll Legend Phil Everly Dies at Age 74

    I hear "Bye Bye Love" and I think Happy Days... RIP, Phil...
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    Pornstars Gone Fat

    Damn, that's what keeps me at my ideal weight.Well, that and the ****....
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    Did Rachel Roxxx Quit Porn?

    I don't know, why would you? At least say in your opening post that you already looked and couldn't find anything.. Incidentally, one of those links mentioned a movie she made where the premise was that she quit but then came back...maybe that's the source of the rumor that she quit?
  39. Elwood70

    Did Rachel Roxxx Quit Porn?

    Did Rachel Roxxx Quit Porn?
  40. Elwood70

    Anyone old enough to remember when Rap Music was good?

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Rey C. again. ...as long as it's all of Beggars' Banquet..
  41. Elwood70

    Utah Gay Marriage Ban Struck Down As Unconstitutional

    It wouldn't surprise me. It's not too much of a stretch to go from hoping... ...to at least watching. He'd never **** over someone's right to marry..... or would he?
  42. Elwood70

    5 Fun Facts About You : )

    Well, the fact that you remember that it was a Mach 1 narrows it down somewhat....;) :cool: I won't tell a soul....
  43. Elwood70

    5 Fun Facts About You : )

    Wait, what? You're gonna have to elaborate. Yeah, that. For starters.
  44. Elwood70

    Doctors Graft Severed Hand to Hankle.

    A whole new kind of footjob....
  45. Elwood70

    An Etiquette Question... #5

    Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut.
  46. Elwood70

    luis1972: what can we do to make him stop?

    Um, you just did, in a passive-aggressive kind of way. :D :cool: But, considering who we're talking about - and the fact that you're dead-on in your assessment - I'll only bust balls a little...
  47. Elwood70

    luis1972: what can we do to make him stop?

    Done. I wouldn't have said it quite that way, but I agree with the bolded part. I'm sure there's another perspective, and I'm also sure we'll see it. :cool:
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