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And the winner of Miss ButterFace 2009 is...

I can't wait to see the cup of coffee he drinks with it

Glad you liked it :)

Mr Heston would have landed on the moon before anyone else. However, the Moon-shins have a very strict *** policy. And if he ran in to some of those damn, dirty apes, he would have to bare knuckle them. Or something like that :)

If ever there was a call for a tease. You know, a hand across here, a turn of the hips there, a blanket over the entire body... And someday, he will breed.

To my limited understanding of it, there is a combination of upper and lower body that is clearly obvious. However, and I am hoping Hillhopper will correct me if I am wrong, but all of it doesn't mean a thing if the dancer grabs the pole and its not wiped down from the previous dancer

Someone in the porn industry will read this. And it will become a trend. haha

Posted already or not, I love this one

At least he has a day job

I'll second that :dunno:

Yeah, this gets a big ole no thanks. Hell, I hated having my ears pierced.

...its not a good place to race your wheelchairs

that they have a special parking area for this

:glugglug:

I'll be sure to check with you before I post in the future

you can't unless I post them

:tongue:

for the amateur photographer

I have thousands more ;)

:1orglaugh

:shocked:

I worked at a bar where a dancer was at least 15 feet off the ground, crossed her legs and started to lean backwards. Her grip was not as good as she thought. She hit that stage so hard, she bounced. And she didn't have a soft pad to land on...:rolleyes:

How about... "Since you are dumb as a rock, you better show something somewhere so people can make fun of you on a porn message board someday"?:confused:

How can an opinion change? If someone is a bad person when they are alive, thats what you've got to work with to form an opinion. Some people may be the most talented whatever, but if this person, commits a terrible crime, again and again, thats a deal breaker. It is all about Karma.

Zombies are always cool... that is, until they try and eat your brain:eek:

can you dig it?

This is what happens when you **** off the plastic surgeon

I knew sumpthin wasa comin. my knees ain't ached like this since... well... anyway, it ain't good

Thanks:D

You can see it, right?

:eek:

:mad: EDIT: Please do not attach Hardcore images. "Hardcore" is any form of penetration (anal, vaginal, oral, or whatever can be penetrated with whatever body parts and/or toys) and people touching their genital parts in any way. So as for pictures of a girl (guy) spreading and technically only...

which two might get you 20 years?

storm clouds rolling in :rolleyes:

Its called "Too lazy to Buy a Real Dog" :D

This is it! http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B0006G8CLC/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_1?ie=UTF8&index=1

dammit... my fingers aren't paying attention.. http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/AMM463-5.html

A link for ammo ideas. I just grabbed the link for the 9mm, but you can search further :)

:confused:

Has anyone ever played the Clean the Kitty Litter? There is an awesome game.:wtf:

I am going to go with creepy.

:pukey: that is just so wrong

Don't want to be around when it goes off

Okay... not to get more gross than someone shoving a thread spool between the ass cheeks, but uh... Is that hair growing down yonder?:dunno:

Thank gawd... At least I am not the only one that irons like that :)

For the love of all things holy and good...

:dunno:

Nah... its a thyroid condition. :wtf:

Charlton Heston item for bid on Ebay? ;)

***? ;)