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  1. TheOrangeCat

    Gaddafi captured / dead???

    Another dead despot. Good. Next...
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    Sometimes, you just have to be bad. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time. Don't...

    Sometimes, you just have to be bad. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time. Don't worry. I'll counteract it with a positive :D
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    ****** Guy coming to an end...

    This is worse than the time Will E tried to convince the world he was sane 30tTDuzzYOM _7DZRqHqlp4
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    Miley Cyrus

    Oddly, even though she is now safely past the age of 'jail time for papa', I still feel guilty. About wanting to fuck her ass.
  5. TheOrangeCat

    Obama loses Hulk Hogan’s support

    Gayest thread ever. No surprise there.
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    US vows action over Iranian plot to hire Mexican **** cartel to **** Saudi ambassador

    Re: US vows action over Iranian plot to hire Mexican **** cartel to **** Saudi ambass Does a duck, duck? do bears, bear? Do bees, Bee? Oy vey ........
  7. TheOrangeCat

    'Occupy Wall Street' demonstrations in New York City

    Great protest. Btw - everything you wear, every single item of technology you use to organise your little hissy fit - from the humble fax to the iPad, every thing you use to garner support - from social media to newspaper interviews published in paper and digitally ... guess who made that...
  8. TheOrangeCat

    US vows action over Iranian plot to hire Mexican **** cartel to **** Saudi ambassador

    Re: US vows action over Iranian plot to hire Mexican **** cartel to **** Saudi ambass So, I guess a halal taco is out of the question then ...?
  9. TheOrangeCat

    Opera Unleashes - Wahoo. (facepalm)

    Go sit in the corner with the Dunce's cap on. And nothing else :D Ok, and you can wiggle about a bit ....... I'll take those discarded panties as evidence ........ :orangecat:
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    Skydiving Sex? Bakersfield Couple Starts A New Mile High Club

    What on earth has this to do with Nikki Nova?
  11. TheOrangeCat

    Puppy meat is no worse than a pork chop

    Werd. Also, wonder what a dog meat cupcake would taste like? Probably far too sweet, the over sugaring an attempt to hide the deeply unpleasant, gamey and corrupt ingredients that made up the majority of what appears to be a frivolously simple and tiny cake, but is - in fact - a petite four...
  12. TheOrangeCat

    I'm Rokken w/ Dokken!

    7MvCpkC-SB8 And that's all I have to say about that ......
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    Opera Unleashes - Wahoo. (facepalm)

    Ok, so they are trying really hard to be the browser of choice for the Chrome rejectors and the FF deserters .. but, phuuuuuuuuuuuuurlease .. Wahoo? You decide. But. It is gay.
  14. TheOrangeCat

    I was in the UK on Monday and Tuesday - I guess your driver simply forgot to pick me up at the...

    I was in the UK on Monday and Tuesday - I guess your driver simply forgot to pick me up at the airport?
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    I'm Rokken w/ Dokken!

    Good man!!! Sensei Lynch fucking rules! Mr Scary! Yea ......:banger::banger::banger: Nothing rocks harder than this: HUXXgiKpfrE
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    Iran reportedly sentences film actress to 90 lashes

    notice the avoidance ...*ahem
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    which member could you see as a serial killer?

    Based on THIS I'd say the most Reverend Dino Velvet
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    Iran reportedly sentences film actress to 90 lashes

    None at all .. just like in the US where people are arrested, persecuted and convicted by the legally empowered governmental authorities and agencies for things such as/under circumstances such as: THIS (expression and exercise of free speech and free assembly) THIS (advocating lowerign the...
  19. TheOrangeCat

    Puppy meat is no worse than a pork chop

    Of course, cows, pigs, sheep, chickens, turkeys, fish are all ******* too .... or is it a case, as Orwell so beautifully put it: some ******* are more equal than others ....
  20. TheOrangeCat

    Iran reportedly sentences film actress to 90 lashes

    With a Magnum, point blank to the head??
  21. TheOrangeCat

    Puppy meat is no worse than a pork chop

    China is uncivilized .... are we in the special needs class again where the distinction between political ideology, operation and structure AND social structure/behavior and evolution needs to be explained? In big words. Drawn in crayon. Dummies guide - while politics may influence or control...
  22. TheOrangeCat

    Grab A Nice, Cheap Hooker Or Stay At Home, Get High, And Beat Off

    What an utterly reassuring and non-troubling response. You go!
  23. TheOrangeCat

    Puppy meat is no worse than a pork chop

    :facepalm: tragic
  24. TheOrangeCat

    Puppy meat is no worse than a pork chop

    You mean like Koreans who, for a thousand years AD, operated and evolved a complex, multi-faceted culture that produced art, literature, music and science of beautiful complexity that is still relevant today ... while most of (what is now Europe) was living in a pre-Feudal subsistence state...
  25. TheOrangeCat

    Iran reportedly sentences film actress to 90 lashes

    Not 'religions'. Faith. Religion is built on the foundations created by the refined control of faith in order to exert power, adherence and obedience in a diverse mass of people using (of the unknown/divine).
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    Iran reportedly sentences film actress to 90 lashes

    Werd .. multi-media Medieval :facepalm:
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    The Most Amazing Deepthroat Video Ever Made - 18 inches!

    Assuming it's real, it's really no more difficult that ***** swallowing - you just have either a natural or trained ability to relax the epiglottis and stifle the gag reflex.
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    Puppy meat is no worse than a pork chop

    And he likes and respects ethic culture and food. Immediate dismissal (although, he owns the production company that produces his shows, so that might be awkward) .... They come over here, taking our women .... eating our puppies .... although eating rabbits (pet) is OK. P.S. - the vast...
  29. TheOrangeCat

    Grab A Nice, Cheap Hooker Or Stay At Home, Get High, And Beat Off

    I love the conditional 'tend to' part of this .... :D
  30. TheOrangeCat

    He got weed... he got weed!

    An oldie but a goodie! Excellent.
  31. TheOrangeCat

    Can you get an erection without touching?

    sure. just go to www,iwantagaymantoy.com And they'll deliver. No touching necessary.
  32. TheOrangeCat

    Green Eyed websites

    I have to carefully schedule my lurking. This list may cause issues. And tenosynovitis :D
  33. TheOrangeCat

    Who should i jerk off to today?

    You lose track, it's your turn. Rules are rules.;)
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    also [insert montage depicting manual labor task that goes very well, then hits a problem, then...

    also [insert montage depicting manual labor task that goes very well, then hits a problem, then goes right again] as visual metaphor :D
  35. TheOrangeCat

    Iran reportedly sentences film actress to 90 lashes

    She cunningly planned her nefarious treachery by allowing the director/screenwriter to script her plot in words, pictures and metaphor that she could act out in an internationally distributed film. This was her genius; and this was her undoing. Never, ever, set out your treason in the movies...
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    Who should i jerk off to today?

    "]THIS[/URL]
  37. TheOrangeCat

    Busy, creative and - generally - moving forward. Lots of very promising stuff in the...

    Busy, creative and - generally - moving forward. Lots of very promising stuff in the distance/possible, decent stuff happening now, bad **** fading away slowly, but surely. So, pretty good I suppose .... :) compared to this time last year ... fucking Eden!
  38. TheOrangeCat

    Innocent, Yet Not .....

    I love this pic ... Hot, understated, alluring yet raunchy ...... Two thumbs well UP ;) Feel free to add pix of a similarly subtle 'innocent yet not' nature.
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    I fucked a chicken and I liked it

    However ....
  40. TheOrangeCat

    Orange Dick

    That's legal. In most states ... (notice the 'gape'?)
  41. TheOrangeCat

    The a long 'prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroop' for you. How's life?

    The a long 'prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroop' for you. How's life?
  42. TheOrangeCat

    Grab A Nice, Cheap Hooker Or Stay At Home, Get High, And Beat Off

    All true, but in your paradigm you add uncertainty, and remove the guarantee of at least an attempt by said 'lady' to play along with whatever fantasy, request you have in its totality ..... Cards on table - I have never paid for it. But if I was to, then it'd be to ensure the fulfillment of a...
  43. TheOrangeCat

    Just a random 'arrrrgh'. But I liked the 'meooow'. Excellent emphasis on the second vowel syllable.

    Just a random 'arrrrgh'. But I liked the 'meooow'. Excellent emphasis on the second vowel syllable.
  44. TheOrangeCat

    Arrrrrrgh.

    Arrrrrrgh.
  45. TheOrangeCat

    How often do you masturbate?

    Well ...? :dunno:
  46. TheOrangeCat

    I fucked a chicken and I liked it

    You were camp with a band? Or you just got 'band' arf arf arf arf :cool:
  47. TheOrangeCat

    Iran reportedly sentences film actress to 90 lashes

    So, basically, she gets beaten for tempting men to beat off ... it's a funny old world.
  48. TheOrangeCat

    Grab A Nice, Cheap Hooker Or Stay At Home, Get High, And Beat Off

    Gob forbid .. may as well bankrupt yourself now and start voluntarily living in dumpster cradling the idiot shell of what used to be your heart. Your soul, of course, she gets in the robbbery .. err, I mean divorce :D Gotta go for the Koreans, man. They know how to take care of their men. And...
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