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  1. jod0565

    None. Just work today and tomorrow, but it's in the morning, so it's not too bad.

    None. Just work today and tomorrow, but it's in the morning, so it's not too bad.
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    Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

    Wesley Pipes, Shane Diesel, Byron Long, Jack Napier - all big dick stars who are soft, but get to have sex with all the ladies - I don't understand the popularity of these guys - just because they have big dicks for the chicks, but can't keep hard ons and come in driblets. I avoid scenes with...
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    Micro bikini pics.

    Hot!
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    You're welcome and I hope you have a good weekend.

    You're welcome and I hope you have a good weekend.
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    Girls with facepaint doing some action ?

    Hot ass Lexi Belle came to mind first: http://www.teenscoreclub.com/add/gal418mim/pinkworld.html
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    Just shoppin' for an iPhone

    I did not know Curious George was female.
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    Dirk loves getting the hose

    LFK says, "I am LulkFaceKirra!"
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    Awesome hat

    I wonder if it has the lovely odor too?
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Water, right now. I need to hydrate.
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    is Twitter down?

    Back up.
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    The Final Countdown

    Sad that they're shutting the whole thing down.
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    Popular breakfast cereals - that really suck

    Wheat Chex. Cinnamon Life. Both great with lotsa sugar added. Oh, and Strawberry Mini Wheats without adding sugar. Good stuff. Cap'n Crunch is like eating razor blades.
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    What if we didn't have any bones?

    Would they still call it a "boner?"
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    ***** RANT - Jealous fucking haters.

    I like to go pantless, but only at Walmart - no one notices.
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    You're welcome.

    You're welcome.
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    You're welcome.

    You're welcome.
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    You're welcome.

    You're welcome.
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Yes it is. I remember ******** pineapple soda moons ago - I don't remember the brand though.
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    How can i achieve a stronger orgasm?

    When you have to ***, don't Hold off peeing a little longer. Watch some porn, get a hard on - all while still holding off peeing. Jerk it off and then orgasm.
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    1941 is pretty old school. lol
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    You're welcome.

    You're welcome.
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    I hope you continue posting good stuff.

    I hope you continue posting good stuff.
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Goin' old school, Sir L3ggy?
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    I must be on a lemonade kick - this one I picked up from In N Out.
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    Looking for good Porn movies

    Ninn Worxxx
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    Spunk ******** contest

    I, for one, will not enter your contest.
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    Whimsy being clever.

    Pussy juice, huh?
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    Violet Raye / Dallas

    Re: Violet Raye Pics: http://gallys.realitykings.com/mh/1035/
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Lemonade, no ice - it is cold from the fridge.
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    Newbie Witch

    Finished last in flying class.
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    Best Self Shot Pic Ever

    She's, uh, it's hot!
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    BlueBalls' Office

    Open door policy
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    Gangsta Chicks (47)

    If I couild get them all for 17 dollas, I'd be Gangsta too!
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    What's in the bag?

    Money - with that, I can buy whatever else I need.
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    Welcome home!

    Welcome home!
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    Would You Be Capatain Save-A-Ho For Lindasay Lohan?

    This should be on a Hallmark card somehow somewhere sometime.
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    Image Hosting

    Freeones hosts my sig - cheap and easy.
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    Thong Thursday

    Thanks, but I've been around a little while. Good to meet you.
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    So here is a pic of Mariah Milano, Petra and Me!

    That bald guy is a damn photobomber.
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    I am going to set mrtrebus on fire...

    You're fired!
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    Is it appropriate to e-mail a porn company to apply to be in a movie?

    ...and make sure you attach a pic of your girlfriend too - when you go into the biz with a girlfriend who's pretty and tell them she'll only do it with you, you'll get work because of her, then she'll get famous, leave you, and screw other guys while you turn to gay porn.
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    i love this why?

    Because it's forbidden.
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    Would You Be Capatain Save-A-Ho For Lindasay Lohan?

    I need spell check.
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    Tiger Out In First Round At Accenture!

    He's 35, so that means he's been golfing for 33 years - that's a long time and you get peaked sometime.
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    Boxers, briefs....commando??

    Are you buzzing again, Girl? haha Boxerbriefs for me.
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