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Depeche Mode-Love In Itself

The Office Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Broken Bones-Love Inc.

Norwich

Gladiator,have'nt seen 300 Mills and Boon or Richard Boone

Bad news-the aliens have control of all channels and put a 24hr Friends marathon on instead Good News-The probe popped out of its own accord during a visit to the toilet

Hull

Mmmm One of my favourite fillings,better in a bap than a sarnie though Ham Shank

Durham

Buggles-The Age Of Plastic

York

The blue one A Heffalump or a lump of Sugar?

Thin Lizzy-Bad Reputation

...by admonishing gerbils for their sanitary habits

Housemates-Can't live with them,can't pay the mortgage without them

The Thing with Two Heads

Bad news-I might be superior,but did they have to shove the probe up there? Good news-I'm going to have the probe removed tomorrow

I've just had some left over Lasagne for breakfast

Cold baked beans straight out of the tin

Full bodied 54 year old seeks fellow porn lover

I'm a very easy going person and always get on with everybody I meet,but I was bullied at school. The ones who were doing the bullying had very shitty lives themselves,but that was'nt any consolation for me at the time. I did'nt tell anyone,kept all the feelings of being totally alone bottled up...

Both excellent choices. I'd like to add Allison Goldfrapp,Sarah Nixey,Sarah Blackwood,Miss Kittin and Peaches

I remember being very impressed with Gorbachov at the time and being very dissiapointed when Yeltzin humiliated him in public. I can't judge Yeltzin as a person,but history will judge him for his achievements or lack of them

The Devil-Ship Pirates

I Eva Angelina Allysin Chaynes Tawny Roberts Michelle Barrett Yvette Balcano Olivia Whitney Wonders Nikki Benz Puma Swede Amber Michaels Nina Ferrari Trina Michaels Shyla Stylez

The Thing is probably the worst film ever made

Ministry-Over the Shoulder

Pork ****** Guy or The Simpsons

bad news-both teams have been ******** by aliens good news-the aliens are on our side

..on television just now,on Crimewatch I find that Red Bull reaches....

nervous

Joy Division-Closer

Eel Pie

10 Barbecued Butterflies A Wig made out of soap A Big Mistake flossed salad 1 Can of Sontaran Snakebite

9/10. Just a whisker away from geting the perfect 10

Simple Simon-Mantronix

Only Two Can Play

The American-Simple Minds

Play Dirty

Dirty Harry

Public Image Ltd-This Is Not A Love Song

1.Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pud 2.Indian food 3.Full English Breakfast. Can't beat it 4.Tom Baker 5.An hour or so

Mantronix-In Full Effect

A Mug of Tea and a spoon of milk A Pint of Wee and Ackerbilk

Was a centipede in a former life

A few years ago I was an incontinence pad advisor,modelling the products in front of my fellow carers(that is a room full of ***** women)

....parrot fly past my window this morning The only good charlotte is a...

..by wrestling genetically modified chickens in a suggestive manner

Please could you you get me a Jesse Jane shaped Ice Lolly,or failing that a crate of lager

Giggity Giggity Giggity