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I've always been obsessed by girls, you know the kind of *** who plays doctor at kindergarten. It just happens, you can't choose.

I read somewhere that a female ***** lays eggs in the male's penis while he bangs them. After that, the fetus grows in the male's stomach and eats him from the inside. These bitches have always managed to convince them that it was Gastroenteritis. For this simple reason I would only butt fuck them.

Renault 5

Thin with big tits and round ass.

Danko Jones - Sound of Love

Re: Who made you cum today? Devon Lee

Kimberly Franklin

Renaud - Manu Simply awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtCbYUcYK50

At The Gates

Monty Python rule !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love them and I'm 21. (What is this **** about age and movie culture?) "Bernie", a genius French movie by Albert Dupontel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkoxf9Az0vU&feature=related

Yeah, more or less. It's just rubbish to be honest.

Well done man ;)

Iron Maiden - Judas be my guide

A picture from the great movie "Cry Baby"!!!

Once at the post office I didn't manage to put my letter in the letter box ... I only realized later that it was not a letter box. That's the reason why it's forbidden to wear a burqa in a post office, it can lead to awkward misunderstandings.

Kreator - Pleasure to ****

Congrats man !

She is hot as hell and I'm not a fan of skinny girls.

Phoenix Marie

In France, ******* immigrants are helped by some French citizens and charities. There are manifestations every month called "the silent circle" in order to give them the French citizenship. But I'm not one of these coward bastards. So, good job Arizona ;)

I wipe my ass with the quran (sometimes twice a day). This was my participation to this thread.

You Can't Bring Me DOWN! - Suicidal Tendencies

Once, after having dropped a crap I told one of my friends he could go in, there was no danger.

That's what I already have, a regular sized dong and the certainty that god doesn't exist. I'm so lucky :)

Great tits, nice round ass, I'm in love :)

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Sadie Swede

I always use my right hand, tried several times with the left one, but unsuccessfully :( I prefer standing and I close my eyes thinking about sinful stuff. That's about it.

Middle, the others look a bit skinny

I like the idea of the larger cock, since we are supposed to be made in his own image. By this very clever process, we would all have larger cocks.

Dalaï Lama is a nice guy. He is such a f***ing c**t!

Could be worse.

Once when I was at school I gave a pack of rice to a charity. What happened is that all the food rot onboard and was never given to the people who needed it because of some administration ****. I've never given anything again. I kinda liked that pack of rice :'(

I do respect this kind of involvement. But I recently watched a documentary about Palestinian **** who need help, and absolutely no one cares about them. One of these dying **** said "Please, anyone, we need help. You would spend thousands of dollars to save your dog, but you won't do anything...

Manegarm, Otargos, Carcass, que de la bonne came. Perso j'écoute Stabwound. http://www.myspace.com/stabwoundrouen

I would first get a tattoo of her name on my dick and then go there with some aspirin and food. When you enter you take of your pants and she knows you love her. ;)

I usually give birth at home and put what I lay in the freezer. These contraceptive pills are so expensive, I can't afford it.

FAKE BOOBS RULE (when they don't look like twisted stones )

Re: Who made you cum today? Michaela Tabb, a sexy snooker referee, while watching the world championship :P

Manowar - Wheels of fire yayayayayayyaya

Ava Lauren

It turned me on when the fanatic old woman is ***** by angry barbed wire.

Saw "Leaving Las Vegas" for the first time yesterday night. It's just brilliant, Nicolas Cage's acting is simply perfect, and the director is very clever.

Re: Sadie Swede blonde newcomer Wow, she is very hot. I'm looking forward to new scenes :)

Re: Who made you cum today? The local preacher. And Sophie Dee a few hours later.

Twice a day, one when I **** up and another one before going to bed. Classic. Chica, you're a stunning babe.

Overkill - Elimination http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wc1tcXlCDg&feature=related

Phoenix Marie Jayden Jaymes Diamond Foxxx Rachel Roxxx Devon Lee

My ***'s girlfriend, who is none other than Laura Angel.

A fantasy come true.

Clockwork Orange Fucking legendary.