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  1. parker

    Jennifer Lopez / J-Lo

    No doubt I'm one these people you say have been "knocking her." If I can explain why, I'd 1st like to point out that I judge "singers" and "musicans" differently. Musicians create music, whether they're any good at it or not is besides the point; there's an artistic process in what they do...
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    Lanny Barbie / Lanny Barby

    Absolutely.... :glugglug:
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    Happy New Years!

    I'm not much for New Years either. I was on vacation, but even so didn't do much for the event. Truth be told, I went out early the next morning for a run in the desert. Truly exhilerating, but not your tradtional party most people have! Oh well then, Happy New Years everyone! :jump...
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    To all my friends at freeones terrible news !

    I'm shocked to hear of this most heartbreaking news, Lisa. Though I do not pretend to fully understand your condition, I've always believed that a positive attitude goes a long way in fighting any illness whether the goal is to defeat it, prolong life beyond, or to get the most happiness out of...
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    What did santa bring you for crimbo then?

    You must have been feeling tired not to have gotten this one Scorp... He does mention SANTA in the title of the thread, and then goes on to list his presents. Admittedly, I'm familiar with word"Crimbo," but I think I still woulda figured it out even if I didn't. ;) BTW, my gifts received...
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    Post links to your "Art Work" here!

    Damn, Goosey!!! :D Does this figure represent anyone in particular? Because that black robe, spectacles, and stern countenance bring back some chilling reminders for me! :eek:
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    A little game to play...

    As a teen, I read a novel entitled "The Pigman" by Paul Zindel. Although it’s not a book I'd enjoy reading now, I would say it made a good "teen novel." Anyhow, in the middle of the narrative, the characters played this "game" that I liked and have re-told to others since then. I do not...
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    Take the Bastard test

    41% here, 23% of which is tard... what does that 2nd stat mean?
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    Merry Christmas!

    Hope everyone had a nice Christmas & New Years... combining mine with a much needed vacation was very nice indeed.... just gotta get used to the cold weather again, lol. :)
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    Merry Christmas!

    I’ll be leaving for 2 weeks to spend the holidays with some ****** in Arizona… but before I go, I thought I’d take a moment to wish everybody a: Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année Fröhliche Weihnachten und ein glückliches neues Jahr Feliz Navidad y Prospero Año Nuevo Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo...
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    Breaking news Saddam Captured

    bibo, As I stated in another thread I prefer to not get political here, but I will say that I'm one of few people who never believed Bush's reasons for attacking Iraq but still agreed with the decision. The real reasons were never revealed to the public, and while I don't claim to have any...
  12. parker

    birds

    These are damn good photos, rococo... there's certainly a skill involved in taking them... all my photos look lousy compared to these... actually they're just lousy, period, lol! :)
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    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    This song is on the Fight Club soundtrack, and in the movie (at the very end), but it was on Surfer Rosa long before that. Am I splitting hairs? Absolutely! lol.... but since everybody I know in r/l hates The Pixies, I stand up for them wherever I can, lol!
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    breakfast food

    Interesting theory, lol. Actually, it's more likely you're an ectomorph - a person with a very high metabolic rate (nutrition / working out is one of my fav hobbies). I'm the opposite, an endomorph, meaning that if I look at fatty food or sweets I gain a stone. ;) Through proper eating an...
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    Breaking news Saddam Captured

    Interesting views on this subject thusfar, if I may respond to some of them: 1. I would think it highly unlikely that the captured man is an imposter. There are many methods for verifying one's identity, including DNA testing, dental records, medical records.... an imposter would not be able...
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    Thank God for porn!

    Music is >>>> than porn? Yes, I agree wholeheartedly... it's still my greatest passion. Glad to see I'm not the only one whio feels this way. :)
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    Squeeze tits

    I myself have used the "repressed maternal lust" joke against a few mates that are overwhelmingly "tit men", and I assure you I say it only in jest. As I said before, most professionals today do not take Freud's theories very seriously. I only presented Freud's theory, I did not defend it. He...
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    NINE WWE Divas to pose for Playboy!

    Most playmates may have big breasts, but when it comes to getting celebs to pose, Playboy's more interested in the "size" of her name.
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    breakfast food

    That's a perfect workout meal... I used to eat that way myself all the time, but am not as strict about it as I used to be. Still eat the egg whites tho... fantastic source of protein, right behind tunafish, IMO.
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    Squeeze tits

    FETISHISM is one of the other commonly misunderstood "perverions" that Freud outlined in some detail in his Leonardo da Vinci and a memory of his *********. When a boy first realizes that his ****** and other females do not have penises where he has his, rather than believing it is possible that...
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    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    I wasn't going to post another song, but after having had some interesting experiences shopping for gifts this season, I was reminded of one of my fav "Christmas songs", lol..... Shoppers' Paradise Carter USM Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives...
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    breakfast food

    Being the sentimenal type, I took the speech about upholding traditions with all sincerity, and then I read THIS..... I was not aware that Colonel Sanders was originally from Brum... the things one learns here! If you're going to eat out, the least you could do is go for fish and chips; you...
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    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    I've many to choose from, but this is one one of my favorites. May be disturbing to some, but that's what these guys were all about.... Tommy *** The Clash TOMMY *** YOU AIN'T HAPPY LESS YOU GOT ONE TOMMY *** AIN'T GONNA SHOOT THE PLACE UP JUST FOR FUN MAYBE HE WANTS TO DIE FOR THE MONEY...
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    Hi, I'm the newest lady!!! The Angel!!

    You mean he really does have a fiance? j/k. Actually, that's very cool that you decided to join; welcome. :cool:
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    Keira Knightley

    Where's OptimusMike? Out chasing JILF's I presume... our lady has won!!! Well deserved victory, Kiera... she'll be one of the biggest movie stars in a couple of years, mark my words! :)
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    Personal message from Scorpion

    I would say that private messages are meant to be just that - private. Any problems you have with them or the people who sent them to you should be handled privately, with assistance of the administrator or moderators (if you feel that's necessary). IMO, airing your dirty laundry for the rest...
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    Who is this, for the love of god

    Kinda looks like latina pornstar Ice La Fox aka Ice D'Angelo... If it isn't her, check out Ice anyway, she's very intense. http://www.freeones.com/html/i_links/Ice_La_Fox.shtml
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    When will they do porn?

    Too close to the heart, eh mate? I've seen the infamous LDM movie, and in all honesty thought it was lukewarm... souring me on Linsey for a while. In all fairness, however, most "pros" take several films before they learn to relax in front of the camera, and I'm sure Linsey would've as well if...
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    What does everyone use to download vids Kazaa is starting to suck?

    When I used to search for a movie, I'd find 20 users sharing the same file; now I find 50 files, all belonging to 1 user each. I believe Hollywood is doing this. Even the user names look phony, like Bob@Kazaa, Sarah@Kazaa, Joe@Kazaa...if you've spent any time on there, I'm sure you've noticed...
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    Identify yourself

    Name: Parker Age: 25 Location: Had a few over the years! Born on the east side of the pond, now live on the west. BTW, brilliant hometown photos everyone; if they're not postcards they ought to be! Occupation: works in the ****** business... and yes it is legitimate! Hobbies: Sports...
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    Which member should be ******?

    I do only do stuff like that because you can take it. ;)
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    Which member should be ******?

    Auctually I just voted for you myself Scorp, I thought you'd get a kick outta of it! You seemed to enjoy it when ppl vote for you! :D
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    When will they do porn?

    As I'm sure you're well aware there are several women in "the industry" that frequent this board... they no doubt would have more insight on what I'm about to say, but I will answer as I believe things are and if they correct me then of course I will yield to their superior knowledge of the...
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    What does everyone use to download vids Kazaa is starting to suck?

    You must like spyware then. ;) In all seriousness, however, I'd like an answer to this question too. Kazaa/KLite is not what it once was.... I find it more and more difficult to find anything of quality. The entertainment industry has also stepped up on the offensive against Kazaa.... I was...
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    For everyone at freeones

    Thanks D-Man, your suggestion did the trick. Hinddee, you must also be acknowledged, excellent find! I too was not much of a fan of Miss Capri, but these videos changed my mind. Cheers to both of you! :glugglug: :glugglug:
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    help a princess please fellas

    I tried this process on my Netscape browser, and it now it's slower, but DOES give a false ip (in germany). But it still gives my ip when I use IE. I'd appreciate any more assistance the computer-whizzes have on this. Thanks. :)
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    help a princess please fellas

    I did this on IE, but still get an ip at whatismyip.com. Pretty sure I did it right, but I admit I'm not a techie.
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    For everyone at freeones

    I had a problem w/ this video that I have sometimes with videos on the net. I click on the link and just get a bunch of strange symbols. I assume it's a decoding problem... am I correct? How do I fix the problem? Thanks. :)
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    Which Avatar should i use?

    Much obliged matey, my Kylie collection can never get too big! One of my first luvs, to be sure.... I still get annoyed when people compare Kylie to Madonna... Madonna is fucking ugly as far as I'm concerned. Kylie... I wanted to marry Kylie when I was a lad... hell I still would, she still...
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    Which Avatar should i use?

    You picked the right one Silicone, excellent choice. With all due repect to Ali and Carmen (who I love, BTW), Kylie is a major hottie that needs more representation on this board. Besides, that a very sexy pic of her... if u gotta link, post it cuz I wouldn't mind adding that one to my...
  41. parker

    Pro Evolution Soccor or Fifa

    I find the Fifa games boring too, I'll give Pro Ev a try after I buy a new system (likely after Christmas). BTW, is PS2 better for sports games, I'm really into those 2.
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    Bush knew about 911 beforehand

    "Been".. no... "lived"...yes. I was refering to issues of the constitution, where power is far less concentrated in US system than in others, and to this guy's assertion that there is "too much gov't." The US operates w/ a much smaller gov't than any other democracy, the amount of bureaucracy...
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    50 Cent - P.I.M.P. (uncensored)

    I tried the link... saw the images but couldn't d/l the video... I assume it's down(?) To answer the question asked originally, yes , that's Fran Dee. As to the other question (anybody else?), I can tell u the other girl in the stills is Adriana Sage, one of my favorite pornstars.
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    For True Matrix Trilogy Fans Only!

    Yes it's ur most popular thread ever, Scorp, and I find it strangely appropriate that half of it is spent arguing, LOL!!! :D But I guess a post is a post! As for the MWAM idea, all I can say is that I hope that was not their intention. One of the criticisms of the sequels I've heard is that...
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    Bush knew about 911 beforehand

    I thought it might have been an Elvis thing, but haven't ever heard of Elvis fans "protesting" anything. That's just plain silly. BTW Scorp, disagreeing w/ the gov't does not make u a traitor. If it did, it wouldn't be a democracy anymore.
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    Game console suggestions

    I've done some asking around, and right now I'd say I'm leaning towards X-box. To be honest, I haven't really looked at GC because I've never been much of a Nintendo fan. The Nintendo exclusive games they put out on past systems, like Mario, Starfox, etc., are more geared towards **** than...
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    Bush knew about 911 beforehand

    Yeah, I checked this dude's previous posts and he's got some interesting "alternative" tastes... those will be the first rights he loses if his candiate wins. Not surprising considering everything else he says is also full of contradiction.
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    birds

    Something tells me ur definition of "birds" is differnet than mine!
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    Bush knew about 911 beforehand

    I'd rather not get political here, and I usually don't waste my time w/ yahoos like this, but this guy's message is so full of contradiction I'll make an exception. Yes, there is evidence that the US gov't knew something was coming, and that they even knew airplanes were to be involved, but...
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    our 25th birthday

    You want close? I went out yesterday to celebrate with a few friends, including my best friend, whose birthday is on Dec 1 (so it was a b-day thing for both of us.) B4 I forget, I didn't wish georges a happy b-day so I will now: Happy b-day, mate! Mine are always great, except for the phone...
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