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Thank you Miss Hybrids. Big huggie wuggies, now I'm dribbling too :)

Yes

Re: 300ft power station chimney in Springfield Ohio is demolished and falls the WRONG Hey up, if he were still around you could have got a proper job done http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=945T56ZxFkE R.I.P. Fred Dibnah a true ****** legend

Awesome post, this gets a rep

Try ******** it, if it tastes like Guinness too, then you're sorted :)

I must admit to having a bit of a nipple fetish and you do have a particularly :surprise: OUT :surprise: STANDING :surprise: pair. Would you be kind enough to spend a few minutes rolling an ice cube around your left nipple, before taking a close up photograph? So that the nipple appreciation...

Its Tartan

Best with custard

I like them hot with loads of butter, its like sucking down on a soggy mattress until the juice runs down your chin

A room full of peeps and not a brain cell amongst them. Leave him lying on his back, that's really clever :rolleyes:

Re: Wifey videos I've seen cum running out of her nose, so I think she's full up.

How do we know its her? She might have a pussy stand in for these kinda shots! Pussy and face please! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX6ndnb80h0

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/pWJp6uNiaFY/2009+mtvU+Woodie+Awards+Show/Xrl8rwhNiA8/Alison+Mosshart http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alison_Mosshart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj-x1sPdrUE Fuckin fit, I would, would you?

My brain couldn't cope with two bodily expulsions at the same time :rolleyes:

Seconded, and a rep for posting the thread. Thank You.

Just wondered when I will get my Scary Mary Carey Pass? :)

Income tax was introduced in the UK in 1799, to pay for the war against Napoleon. Eventually, after the battle of Waterloo its was repealed. However, in 1841 it was reintroduced by Prime Minister Sir Robert Peel and has been with us ever since. I guess they will always find a so called...

I've PM'd Petra, just wondered when will I get my Scary Mary Cary Pass?

Nope, no one's caught me yet :)

Congratulations on your first fucked up post :) Try posting here with a pic http://board.freeones.com/forumdisplay.php?f=37

Why do most labrador owners go blind?

Dwarfs make awesome burgers http://www.funny-potato.com/world-record-hamburger.html

Tell it to Morgan Spurlock http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Size_Me

I remember once walking home after a few pints in the pub and I tripped over a detached tit. I don't rate them, and in fact in some situations they can be dangerous. So, I'm going to say they definitely need to be attached.

:glugglug: To Boxing Chris Euback and Nigel Benn simply the best :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CJLh6kH7sM&feature=related Time to sit and reminisce

I'm still debating as to whether I've cut my left big toe nail slightly shorter than my right big toe nail.

Dominoes

Its probably because they kissed before they started fucking :1orglaugh

Is it ever to cold to fuck outdoors?

Now how they gonna get that into a pill?

Shhhhhhhhhhhh that was a fuckin secret!!!! :1orglaugh

With hindsight and looking at British military capability now, it would appear to be an even more convincing argument that Bliar was cock sucking the americans. It was Britain's twilight years of having any semblance of being a world military power. But what a price Britain has paid...

A legit reason to invade another country! Even the bullshit politicians in the UK can never give a 'legit' reason for Afghanistan. So, I'd like to know what it was? If its terrorism, then we should have invaded Ireland. If its human rights we should invade Burma.

Apparently, it makes you go blind.

Get a fuckin job

When I have a 'natural fuck', I tell the camera man to stay at home.

Exactly, not only are you losing valuable seconds of ******** time, but after more than 5 seconds of the 'urinal button shuffle', it can easily be misconstrued by a bystander as having a wank.

A combination of all 3 and definitely without any contribution from Simon Cowell and his bland, mediocrity music machine.

I've just decided I fuckin **** Button Fly Jeans! Gideon Sundback went to the trouble to give us the zipper, so whats the point in using buttons?

Another awesome post. I just hope his crash wasn't down to a faulty Rolls Royce engine :)

http://www.impulsegamer.com/modarabella.html

Class :1orglaugh

God Moaning Miss Hybrid 1. Aside from Corrie and Eastenders, is Downton Abbey potentially the greatest series ever shown on ole Englandshire TV? :) 2. Whenever I encounter ladies riding horses, they always seem to be of a pleasant demeanour with big happy smiles and flushed rosy cheeks. Has...

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43 secs is all i could take.

The lucky dip

Since the 30th September 1929. We've also had the BBC with no advertising since the 22nd August, 1932, unlike the USA where the adverts are broken up with occasional shows. Although some shows are crap, they are still far more entertaining than you are :D

Ohhhh yes!

Do you ever ask stupid questions? :) What do you look for in a man, good sense of humour, loads of money, big cock? What single thing in the world is most important to you?