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  1. calpoon

    Can a regular guy ever get onto a pornset and just sit in the background and watch?

    Re: Can a regular guy ever get onto a pornset and just sit in the background and watc I've never heard that word before. go figure. Blue Balls vocabulary builder.:thumbsup:
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    Batwoman is gay.

    it would seem that catwoman was the more obvious choice. (insert generic pussy joke here)
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    4% of the bailout can end world hunger

    isn't that what welfare is?
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    if the world give u one chance to fuck one woman who is she

    Shithead C. Clitoris of Green Gabbles Gestalt, former Parrot of the Lisbon Czar. Some stripper who lives in Phoenix.
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    what's with the revolving hamburger? it's kinda freakin me out. don't take the brown acid.

    what's with the revolving hamburger? it's kinda freakin me out. don't take the brown acid.
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    Role Playing Fantasies Whats yours ?

    You know you are a dork when you read that thread title and the first thing to come to your mind is Dungeons and Dragons.
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    Views Of Muslims

    the dumbest thing about Islam (and Christianity, and Mormonism, etc.) is that people believe that some guy talked to God 1,000 years ago. well you know what? God talked to me last night and he said that Islam is full of **** and that the real messiah is that japanese guy that ate like 75 hotdogs...
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    Guys: Have any of you REALLY tried...

    you have to do gay porn first. everyone knows that.
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    Views Of Muslims

    just like any and every group of people. You got a couple good one's, a bunch of bad ones, and a majority of just plain stupid one's that go along with whatever is convenient.
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    Iran launches homegrown satellite

    It's sad to say, but America is falling ever off it's once high place of scientific frontiers. and it's not just about space satellites, it's about the bright minds of youth that are no longer having the opportunities or encouragement to explore them. It's a telling sign of the decline of the...
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    Arizona rancher sued by criminals

    How is it self defense if you shoot someone who is trying to get away from you? If they are trying to leave the area, then obviously they aren't an immediate threat to you. No court would ever uphold that. Ignoring the fact that citizens are not permitted or responsible for ***************...
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    Arizona rancher sued by criminals

    You had me at Hello.
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    yuma sucks

    Ok, remember that movie 3:10 to Yuma? well it's still looks exactly like that. only there's a McDonald's now.
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    yuma sucks

    well technically he has found Satan, if you believe in the bible. Yeah, Yuma kinda sucks, but the sand dunes can be pretty fun. you know that's where they filmed star wars?
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    Lost

    while they have never specifically said so, the shows writers have implied that it would not feature involvement with extraterrestrials. the subject was brought up on the show as well in a sarcastic remark by Sawyer.
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    Why Can't We Support Winning Teams?

    Fuck fairweather fans.
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    Interview Questions for Jayden Jaymes

    There's a train traveling from Chicago at 47 MPH on it's way to New York City. There's another train traveling from... ah fuck it.
  18. calpoon

    Russian and US satellites collide

    PS. even in that special orbit, a satellite require rockets to occasionally reposition it back into place because it can be knocked out by solar wind/flares and because of the gravity field caused by the uneven shape of the moon (a bulge in the sphere that slightly shifts it's orbit around the...
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    Russian and US satellites collide

    If an object is at the key point between the gravity field of the earth and the moon then it will be held in place and rotate with the movement of the earth and always stay in the same spot. that location is considerably more than 500 miles away, I think it's around 100,000. Anything closer than...
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    So much for being civilized

    civilization means a society characterized by people that live in permanent dwellings (civil and city share the same word history). in fact it really has nothing to do with the conduct of how it's members act, but it is typically used as biased by civilized people to imply that nomadic people...
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    Neanderthals 'distinct from us'

    they were probably destroyed by becoming a socialist society. :rolleyes:
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    Possible cure for HIV discovered

    yeah, but they can pass it on to their ****.
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    I Personally Know You...And I Masturbate To You

    Haven't you seen planet of the apes? They would evolve into NRA members. whoops, too late.;)
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    sometimes I wish I was a porn producer. (rant)

    what do you expect? I warned that it was a rant. be thankful you aren't on my myspace friends list, they are constantly being subjected to the pointless **** that I'm thinking about.
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    Possible cure for HIV discovered

    the worst part about it is that aids is a hard to transfer disease, compared to most, and it is easily preventable. You know how they "cured" the black plague in medieval Europe? everyone that had it died and so eventually there was no one left to pass it on. here's how to stop aids at...
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    sometimes I wish I was a porn producer. (rant)

    Alot of these movies, I have to wonder, did anyone bother to watch these things in the editing process before it went to print? I don't want to watch an ugly fucking chud banging a retarded girl that can't speak English while goth music plays in the background. if it was up to me I'd be like...
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    Lost

    PS. someone just suggested to me that Miles is Dr. Candles' (the guy from the orientation films) *** that we saw in the season premier. intervesting.
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    Lost

    well for one thing Rousseau doesn't seem to remember Jin, so either he changed the past, or else that occurred on an alternate timeline. I get what you are saying BB about the pilot ending up being the shows ending, we call that the loop theory, but how can the show be going backwards, when all...
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    Batwoman is gay.

    Well writer greg rucka is known both for his portrayal of strong leading females (such as the series queen and country about a woman spy who works for london's MI6) as well as realism (such as his series about the Gotham City PD), so if anyone could pull it off I'd say he's the right one...
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    Who should be cast as the new Wonderwoman

    what movie have they done that for? Tobey McGuire as spiderman, christian bale as batman, Robert downy Jr. as iron man... really the only movie that cast a relative unknown actor was the dude in Superman Returns (I don't even remember what his name is, so there ya go.) While Hollywood...
  31. calpoon

    Batwoman is gay.

    I guess it makes sense to explain why she never hooked up with batman. everyone just assumed that he was gay.
  32. calpoon

    Batwoman is gay.

    I love Greg Rucka, but the man has lost his mind. Well I gotta hand it to him for going balls out and in a direction that may drive his readers running for the hills. I'm not just talking about this idea, but moreso his writing lately.
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    Idiots on the Interweb.

    That was satire; Not only an ironic musing on the poster's statements regarding his intentions, but on another idiosyncrasy of people on the net to convey their message in cryptic symbolism, which both obfuscate and at the same time derive deep connotations to their expressions. How's that?
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    Idiots on the Interweb.

    :ban:
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    What are you reading now?

    well the way I see it is that we perceive non-existent patterns by unconsciously blocking out all data that doesn't fit the prescribed model we wish to see. On the other hand, because we are doing this we miss the real connections that are there all along. But that is a whole 'nother topic.
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    What makes a tit job look natural, and what does not?

    and you thought that physics would never teach you anything useful?
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    What makes a tit job look natural, and what does not?

    yeah, but have you ever seen some natural boobs that don't look natural either? the world is a crazy bitch and we are just along for the ride.
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    Arizona rancher sued by criminals

    sure, why not? I wouldn't object to a society where people are granted privileges based on individual merit and not on something arbitrary that they had no control over, such as birthplace. or hows this for a crazy idea. based on our current system if your parents are citizens, then you are...
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    Calif. to release 40 % of Prison population ? And they want our guns ?

    there's a couple. they were also used as free labor in the past. many people fled England because of poverty drove them to crime and they faced extreme sentences, like death or 50 years for stealing a button, and were indentured into perpetual servitude to work off the cost of the voyage. I...
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    Arizona rancher sued by criminals

    I agree with you there. I've always been in favor of that crazy notion of human rights, which is to treat all people equally and not ****** them just because they live on the other side of an invisible line from you. But that's not exactly the way it works, unfortunately.
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    Calif. to release 40 % of Prison population ? And they want our guns ?

    hmm.. designating (mostly black and latino) people as property to be used for free labor. I seem to recall us having tried that before.
  42. calpoon

    Arizona rancher sued by criminals

    Well, you have got a point there. It does say ALL men right at the beginning. Of course we know that this has never been applied to all people equally, even to US citizens. That depends on the specific laws on the state. I'm not really sure what the laws on that are in AZ. Texas has a law that...
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    Calif. to release 40 % of Prison population ? And they want our guns ?

    there's your evidence. if it's conveyed in smilies, it has to be true. :lovecoupl
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    Calif. to release 40 % of Prison population ? And they want our guns ?

    But also those scenarios never happened in Germany either. Since we all know that there is no place in Germany called "California", so if they did say say, "none of those scenarios will happen", they were using it in a totally different context. Unless they said it in response to this article...
  45. calpoon

    Calif. to release 40 % of Prison population ? And they want our guns ?

    He's right, they actually don't speak English in Germany. Well, some people do. Plus there are tourists and other such people... Actually now that I think about it, it seems pretty likely that at some point someone in Germany did in fact say that exact thing.
  46. calpoon

    sounds kinda like a brain to me.

    sounds kinda like a brain to me.
  47. calpoon

    Calif. to release 40 % of Prison population ? And they want our guns ?

    It makes sense. If you have criminals let loose, shouldn't you be taking away their guns? You want that we should arm the criminals? sounds pretty stupid to me. But seriously this notion that if we get rid of guns, then criminals will have them really doesn't make any sense. where are they...
  48. calpoon

    FreeOnes Poker Survey - Please Take a Moment to Respond

    I would have liked to have played, but time was the main limiting factor. As it turned out I did end up having to work during the tournament. Maybe more notice would have been better. I'm not sure how long the notice was, I don't really check the sticky threads too often/ participate in board...
  49. calpoon

    Arizona rancher sued by criminals

    ******* immigrants don't have civil rights. That being said, it doesn't provide justification for citizens to commit ******* acts, and they can still be tried for breaking the law of their own land that they are held under, even if it involves a foreign national. (last time I checked merely...
  50. calpoon

    Arizona rancher sued by criminals

    this is just sensationalist muck-racking that makes fox news such a disrespected tabloid amongst people that actually think about things instead of just swallowing attempts to incite a knee-jerk reaction out of them. And it works because at the end of the day all this BS accomplishes nothing but...
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