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  1. calpoon

    Robin Williams???

    the freakiest thing is that I could swear that I've seen a thread about this before. maybe not by this poster from this movie, but from someone thinking that they saw a Williams look-alike in a porn.
  2. calpoon

    What's your political persuasion?

    umm... Buddhism is not a political ideology. Or was that a joke that I just don't get?
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    I was fisted and it felt great.

    that reminds me of a an episode of Two and a Half Men where Charlie is visited by his dead friend's spirit. Charlie: "So how is the afterlife?" Friend: "It's great, I get to see all of my friends. The only bad thing is that every five minutes I get poked in the ass with a pitchfork. So I gotta...
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    i dont know really

    why are people so interested in that? If we all have the same favorite, should we get together and have a circle jerk?
  5. calpoon

    Obama's approval rating falling...

    Obama is the worst president since Chester A. Arthur!
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    I was fisted and it felt great.

    anyone into re-birthing?
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    I was fisted and it felt great.

    I gotta stick up for BR here, I didn't know that AshleighCWH was a girl until like two days ago and I even previously posted in a thread where she had shown her pics. I pretty much only recognize people if they are exceptionally fucking charming or they've had the same sig and avatar since 2007.
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    Miley Cyrus Apologizes Again For "Racist" Slant Eyes Photos

    that's harsh, bro. I wouldn't say that she was overweight, she looks pretty skinny to me. no wonder teen girls are all anorexic.
  9. calpoon

    Cave of Swallows

    oh, this isn't porn? I was thinking of something totally different.
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    Most Petite Pornstar

    Bridget The Midget
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    What's your political persuasion?

    Thomas Jefferson said, "The government which governs the best is the one that governs the least." So from that perspective, the best one would be no government at all. (well maybe he didn't actually say that, but fuck him then.)
  12. calpoon

    No kissing zone.

    aw, I get it. It's like Rosa parks refusing to give up her seat on the bus to white folks. w'ere gonna break down that kissing barrier that has been holding us back!
  13. calpoon

    I was fisted and it felt great.

    Do I have to?
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    I was fisted and it felt great.

    Wait, why do you have framed pictures of yourself? Is that a normal thing for people to have around the house? Whenever I want to see myself, I just look in a mirror. :dunno:
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    No kissing zone.

    I have a feeling that it will work out so well that once I start going I'll never be able to stop. If it makes you feel better don't think of them so much as "no kissing zones", instead think of everywhere else as " please kiss here" zones. that works for me, work for everybody. there's places...
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    No kissing zone.

    Or punch people in the back of the head while they are lip-locked. let's see how they will like that. see what happens if you park your car in the middle of the freeway. you will be smashed into by ******* different drivers, your car will be totaled, and then the police will come and tow it...
  17. calpoon

    Bad Things To Good People?

    it could be that the Manicheans were right. Their bag was that there are two Gods, there's the just and pure and righteous God and there's the insane diseased maniacal God. The God in the bible, the one that created the world is the insane God, and we are all fucked and that is why Christ the...
  18. calpoon

    Lost

    To me this season so far seems like it will turn out like season 3 in that each episode seems like it doesn't really follow the ones before it and by the end it kind of loses it's momentum and isn't really satisfying until you have seen them all up till the finale, and then looking at the season...
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    Only one shoe brand still being made in the United States

    Yes. think about it, in the past 40 years the cost to purchase shoes increased ten times, but the cost of manufacturing shoes not only didn't increase, but it actually decreased with advancements in material, machinery, and shipping, not to mention outsourced labor. :ban:
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    I think you have a porn problem once you start paying for it.

    I think you're just cheap.
  21. calpoon

    Would you or would you not fuck next door nikki?

    How come every web tease has a ***? what a role model. at least I respect jenna jameson for saying she wouldn't have a *** and do porn at the same time.
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    Am I the only one? That if someone mentions Noam Chomsky,

    that's funny. did you read what I said?
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    Am I the only one? That if someone mentions Noam Chomsky,

    I wouldn't go so far as to prescribe to the mumbo jumbo that universities are liberal ************ centers, but I certainly do think that most college **** are spoiled twats with little understanding of how the world really works and nothing better to do than intellectual brow-beat. It's like...
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    No kissing zone.

    kiss on your own time. If you are in public, get the fuck out of my way, I don't have time to waste waiting for people to stop screwing off. That's one thing that I simply can't tolerate- people who just stand around in the middle of pedestrian traffic areas blocking everyone else who is trying...
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    Your Most OVER-RATED Artist or Band?

    I believe that he was making a pun.
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    Am I the only one? That if someone mentions Noam Chomsky,

    You probably aren't the only one, but I wouldn't say that you were right. why should you stop listening to what someone has to say just because they mention someone you don't like or disagree with? I believe in having well-formed opinions, and if yours can't stand up to hearing any opposing...
  27. calpoon

    I was ****** by the cops an hour ago!

    be careful guys, he might sue you. :rofl:
  28. calpoon

    Miley Cyrus Apologizes Again For "Racist" Slant Eyes Photos

    but Asian guys loved those other pictures.
  29. calpoon

    Fast food menu pictures Vs. Reality

    naw it was because they refused to serve him from the breakfast menu because it was like 5 minutes past the cut-off time.
  30. calpoon

    Miley Cyrus Apologizes Again For "Racist" Slant Eyes Photos

    that is not racist. when did the world become such a big bunch of pussies? I guess it's nice to know that people don't have any real problems that they could be worrying about instead.
  31. calpoon

    Your Most OVER-RATED Artist or Band?

    well that kind of sucks, it sounds like a good discussion. I'd say that a lot of heavy metal music inspiration came from led zepplin, but if you really want to get down to it, it could be the Beatles. people say that they (beatles) are overrated, and maybe they are, but they really did pioneer...
  32. calpoon

    The "anti-God squad"

    "Madness is rare in individuals- but in groups, political parties, nations, epochs, it is the rule." - F.W. Nietzsche
  33. calpoon

    I was ****** by the cops an hour ago!

    this thread was fun while it lasted.:wave2:
  34. calpoon

    Lost

    I didn't get that impression, but it seems like a lot of people did.
  35. calpoon

    Chimpanzee attacks woman.

    why blame anyone? I don't necessarily require vindication to assuage my conscience, I just accept that **** happens.
  36. calpoon

    Battle of the Villains!

    they aren't gay, they're hobbits! hahaha
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    Battle of the Villains!

    well for the sake of argument, I seem to recall that the bad guys had nasty flying beasts of their own so that wouldn't have been very effective, plus wasn't the whole point that sauron had like 50,000 soldiers so they were trying to be kind of secretive and sneak by him without him noticing. I...
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    I was ****** by the cops an hour ago!

    To quote Denzel Washington in Training Day when posed with the subject of a man being accused of committing an action that he did not do: "a room full of cops says that you did. what do you think a jury is going to believe? it's not what you know, it's what you can prove." If it ever even...
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    I was ****** by the cops an hour ago!

    you told the cops that they were incompetent, why would you expect them to acquiesce with your request? sure all those things that happened to you suck, but they aren't against the law, so there really isn't much the cops will do about it and giving them **** is not a way that will get them to...
  40. calpoon

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Green Street Hooligans Kind of a ridiculous movie, but good. "Arsenal has a good team, but a **** firm. Westham has a **** team, but our firm is one of the best. Tottenham has a **** team and a **** firm." haha
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    Why isn't football / soccer that popular in North America, United States / USA ?

    that's a good point RG22. American definitely wants to distinguish itself from it's big ******* England. For better or worse.
  42. calpoon

    Chimpanzee attacks woman.

    yeah, chimps are assholes.
  43. calpoon

    The "anti-God squad"

    meh. I like them. i invite them in for tea and show them my collection of human skulls.
  44. calpoon

    Why isn't football / soccer that popular in North America, United States / USA ?

    who cares what beckham says? he's a ****.
  45. calpoon

    The "anti-God squad"

    I think going door to door and handing out pamphlets trying to convince people there is no God is pretty stupid. On the other hand I don't think these religious nuts should be trying to butt into intelligent conversations either, so I guess at a university it could be necessary to have such a...
  46. calpoon

    What's your Cereal for the Morning?

    well now I'm just confused. you guys Canadian? I fuckin love grapenuts, always have. don't know why. but if you make them in the winter with warm milk and honey, damn, they can't be beat.
  47. calpoon

    What's your Cereal for the Morning?

    you must be eating the knock off brand. I am fond of crunch berries myself.
  48. calpoon

    circumcised or uncircumcised ?

    I was born circumsized, which was weird because they say you usually are born with a foreskin. then later it on, when I was about 13, it grew in, which was even weirder, so I had it removed. it grew back after that, so i figured i'd leave it alone. but then it fell off on it's own and has...
  49. calpoon

    What's your Cereal for the Morning?

    it's golden crisp *****.
  50. calpoon

    What Do You Think Of Farmers?

    all they do is grow pot. where do you think it comes from? farmers.
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