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  1. calpoon

    The Best war movie?

    300
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    Improvements in Porn

    More cowbell!
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    Now that Tiger is back, will you pay attention to golf?

    You know why I like hunting more than golf? because the hunters frequently shoot each other.
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    **** cartel's ********* stretch across the US

    haha. *********. Somebody's been watching Japanese schoolgirl porn.
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    Improvements in Porn

    less gross ****. ok, I get fetishes, but if it doesn't involve any actual sex, then what the fuck is the point? it seems like 90% of the videos on the internet are just being getting injured or ******/shitting/*******, or both. I went to a porn site and i'd say at least 2 out of ten videos...
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    what star do you think got too many tatoos?

    of course you don't have to like it, but I don't really get the logic of disparaging others from doing it. I don't like to watch baseball, but I don't tell everyone that they are stupid for liking it. I know that you didn't do that, and you just sensibly voiced your opinion. Sorry to single...
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    Who Do You Blame For Job Losses?

    it makes sense to me. free trade. we traded in freedom, but what did we get back in exchange?
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    Who Do You Blame For Job Losses?

    why don't you chill out on the flaming there? besides, he's talking about cars and you start talking about sucking cocks? sounds like you're the one with cocks on the brain (amongst other places)
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    Who Do You Blame For Job Losses?

    got some words mixed up there, it should have said "took home...income greater than 80% of the average workers." of course 80% of the average income would mean that they took home 20% less. although that is a true statement, because they did take home more than 80%, that was just awkwardly...
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    Girls With Shiny Faces

    it's probably photoshop, either that or the lighting. unless you are hanging out with some bitches from Chernobyl. in that case, run!
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    Cable companies want a way to win with online TV

    ah yes, the good old cable companies... you know you actually can squeeze ***** out of a stone. I guarantee it, just keep working at it and sooner or later it will happen.
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    Who Do You Blame For Job Losses?

    oh yes, here we go again the guy that makes a quarter of a million dollars is going to tell us how he has it so much worse than the guy making 6 bucks an hour at McDonald's. Get off your fucking high *****, if you don't like it, there's a red and yellow apron waiting just for you. the...
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    Who Do You Blame For Job Losses?

    investing in the military doesn't help the economy because soldiers don't spend money. If you are shipping out to Iraq next week are you going to buy a new car first? fuck no.
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    America, help yourself before you help others.

    if you are pissed off about what califlower, er, california is doing then write to the Governator. what does obama have to do with it?
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    What movie should/ shouldn't have/had a sequel?

    Every Pauly Shore film should have a sequel.
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    Is there a Youtube for porn?

    there's a few. don't want to be the dick here, but they have a tendency to post copy-righted material, which is a no-no on freeones and I think they usually frown on adding links to such sites anyway. Just giving you the heads up that this thread is likely to be shut down.
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    NAACP wants NY Post editor and cartoonist fired

    I don't know whether the guy was trying to be racist, but you gotta believe that he could not be so naive as to really think that people wouldn't take it that way. sure it's reactionary on their part, but I think it's also baiting on his part. who was the guy that said all of them are idiots...
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    Help with comdoms.....psyching myself out..

    have fun with the AIDS! :partysml:
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    Help with comdoms.....psyching myself out..

    good advice, you should also slap your dick down on the table and punch it a few times, just to make sure the ***** is flowing. and if she tells you she has herpes, then try to see if you can have anal sex instead.
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    >> So who is from the LA area?

    yup, everyone is really nice in LA. they say hello with their middle finger.
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    Who Do You Blame For Job Losses?

    I'm surprised no one said Obama yet.
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    Lil Wayne trial

    kingfisher and tiger 1977 are totally right, it counts. The logic is that it counts as public display, the cop smelling the ********* established reasonable suspicion of a crime being committed, and in doing so they did not ******* the protocol of search and seizure because that action, the...
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    Who Do You Blame For Job Losses?

    Seals
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    Oil prices surge on report of falling inventories

    why can't we do both DE? I'm with you, I wish that I could walk or ride my bike to work, but it's pretty much a given that I'll be putting on about 50 miles on my car to and form work, cuz that's just how it goes. I'm sure I've stated before and we touched on it in this thread a bit with the...
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    Next Door Nikki's engagement ring on eBay for sale

    about three posts into this thread I said, "fuck. why am I reading this?" Thank Allah for Christmas Ape.
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    Oil prices surge on report of falling inventories

    that's going to happen anyway, no matter what we do. so why sweat it? when it becomes more expensive you can just switch to making everything out of all the same things that we used to, rubber, wood, metal and glass. heck, even ceramic, remember that ****? things that, "coincidentally", once...
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    >> So who is from the LA area?

    no way, i wouldn't live near libral California, it's full of homosexyuouls. That's why I live in rural Montana, full of sweaty men in leather and mustaches, alone in the woods with no women and just their sheep. :hatsoff: that reminds me of something someone said to me the other day, cracked me...
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    Oil prices surge on report of falling inventories

    give me a break, you really believe that sources that are constantly generating energy 24/7, wind, tidal, geothermal, and the sun really generate less power than burning fossil fuels? the sun generates more energy each day than the total content of all the energy sources in use on the earth...
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    What do you think about the USAF Purchasing the F22 Raptor ?

    can't we just use suicide bombers like the enemy does? it seems to work pretty good for them. I'm sure all these patriotic young men who are willing to give their lives for our freedom will want to do us one up and help out the economy by cutting down the cost too!
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    Official: Obama plans to slash deficit in half

    I know, I wasn't directing that toward you or meaning to imply that you said it. It was just that you didn't use quote tags for the article text, so when I quoted it, it attributed it to you. I'd go ahead and edit it, but it's way too late now.
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    what star do you think got too many tatoos?

    last I checked people were free to decide what they want to do with their own bodies.
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    What are you reading now?

    DreamSparrow, there's a book I've been wanting to read that you might like that is about just that subject called The Lucifer Principle by Howard Bloom. as for my list now: A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Man by James Joyce Beelzebub's Tales To His Grandson by G.I. Gurdjieff and still...
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    Taryn thomas: Back & looking towards a bright future

    Of course it can't get any brighter because Scottsdale is Hell. but welcome back!
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    harrison wants out of indy

    Harrison Ford shouldn't make any more Indiana Jones movies. whoever this American football wanker is, whatever, he can knock it off too.
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    obama approves *******

    what if the person really is innocent or does not have any information? then how are they going to be able to tell you anything? If they tell you that they don't know anything, how do you know if it's true or not? that is the instance when they will tell you what you want to hear to stop the...
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    2009 Oscar Predictions

    Just because it's popular doesn't make it a well made movie. that's why porn movies aren't nominated. As to these people who say that nothing but trash comes out of Hollywood, do you only watch french films or what?
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    what star do you think got too many tatoos?

    It's a matter of quality versus quantity.
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    What exactly is "sex"?

    Sex is fucking, but fucking isn't necessarily sex. capice? for instance if I say that "I got fucked!" I may have had sex, or I may have been the victim of misfortune.
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    Sex!

    Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!
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    Am I the only one? That if someone mentions Noam Chomsky,

    sheesh, I don't think the guy is God. But I think it's unwarranted to say that the guy doesn't know what he's talking about, or less than your average person on the street. I don't get where this anti-intelligentsia comes from, as if it's such a bad thing for people to pursue higher learning and...
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    Official: Obama plans to slash deficit in half

    but not ending it. Bullshit.
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    NAACP wants NY Post editor and cartoonist fired

    Could it be construed as racist? Yes. Could it be construed as an invitation to ********? yes. Even without these underlying themes, is it essentially offensive? yes. Should it be removed and the editor fired? No. It's free speech, if you don't like it you can move to Iran and join those...
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    Let me tell you about the good ole days,

    yeah man, a lot of that stuff, I have no idea what the fuck that is either, but that one is easy. when you post a link it says: URL= "the address that you posted" followed by the address again because it is defaulted to just post the link text as the address. All you have to do is change the...
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    Am I the only one? That if someone mentions Noam Chomsky,

    Who? Charles Darwin? that's the only person i saw you citing. You didn't even read what I said anyway. I explained the lack of "transitional fossils" with contemporary advancements in the theory of the evolution. and as for anarchism and socialism you can have a sovereignty where all...
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    Am I the only one? That if someone mentions Noam Chomsky,

    no, my argument is that he is someone who has proven himself to be an accomplished and highly intelligent person on a level that by far surpasses anyone on here, as bright as they may be,and they (you) really aren't in any position to make such claims about such a person. it really doesn't...
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    Am I the only one? That if someone mentions Noam Chomsky,

    I am not the one claiming that he's a lunatic and a hack. you are the lunatic hack, and maybe me too.
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    Am I the only one? That if someone mentions Noam Chomsky,

    That must be why he's a Harvard alumni, PhD certified, has a professorship at MIT, publication in accredited and respected scientific journals, numerous academic awards and honorary degrees, and published dozens of books and whose theories have been cited by Nobel prize winners... as opposed to...
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    obama approves *******

    Bighurt35 is right, in the section prohibiting ******* it doesn't make such a distinction. the part that supposedly does so is an entirely separate document that isn't about ******* techniques at all, so they are taking something he said in one context and applying to a different one. It get's...
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    Miley Cyrus Apologizes Again For "Racist" Slant Eyes Photos

    Ok, yes, if you are a US resident and don't pay any attention to popular entertainment, or generalized news sources that reference it, or advertising and merchandising among consumer locations, then you probably don't know who she is. To those people I'd ask them how they get internet inside of...
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    obama approves *******

    because he's too liberal for that bunch. :eek:
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