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  1. calpoon

    thinking about starting a chav porn site

    Oh, did bangbros change their name?
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    crazy liberals destroy the world!

    sorry, I don't have the link. You'll have to get it from stampede. ;) that was just a joke, buddy. I like discussing politics just about as much as any other insane fucking person, but does it seem like we are getting a ton of really downer threads lately? I think I can't take it anymore...
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    Guantanamo: The Definitive Prisoner List

    that was a joke. but you say potato, I say *******. I'd define ******* as an action putting physical exertion on a person for the purpose of coercing them into giving you information. and if you don't consider ***** deprivation to be *******, then you probably haven't had to done to you, or...
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    thinking about starting a chav porn site

    We've had these kind of people for years in America. They mostly don't do much bother now that they lost all their seats in the white house.
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    Mammoth-******* comet questioned

    what does that prove? there's a river, so what? you do know that there is a river in Africa too, right?
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    WH admits Limbaugh attacks unhelpful

    Rush Limbaugh is having the Best Week Ever!
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    Guantanamo: The Definitive Prisoner List

    Re: Honestly ... ******* them? oh yeah, we tried that already. well, that was our only idea. we are open to suggestions.
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    Obama at War With America

    an opinion piece by a man I consider an asshole.
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    Thomas Friedman's Five Worst/Most Inaccurate Predictions

    the article's author (not the loser with the bad predictions, the guy exposing him) wrote a book called "Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design and the Easter Bunny" haha. awesome.
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    Lost

    PS. Also I guess that means that for Locke 3 years have ****** on the Island since it was moved. wonder what that will mean for the present.
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    Lost

    yeah, what the hell's up with that? I wasn't their biggest fan, but I don't want to see them written off the show without a word. either they are really fucking with us, or they have totally dropped the ball when it comes to continuity this season. none of the stuff that Locke said to the Jack...
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    Guantanamo: The Definitive Prisoner List

    wonder if anyone I know will be on there.
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    Lost

    Ok, i'm going to talk about this weeks episode now. I loved this episode, it was the only one that really had me captivated. It's very interesting that other people I've talked to see these past two episodes as a decline in the show, whereas I thought that it has just now started to pick up...
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    Dancing black hole twins spotted

    not much. they would just merge to form a bigger black hole; that's where the super black holes in the center of galaxies come from. Remember that black holes don't give off any energy. It's them gobbling up other stuff that is much more interesting, and in fact, that is the only way that they...
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    Lost

    Sawyer is a mad pimp. that's number three for him.
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    Adultcon = No trannies

    You'd think that Adultcon would be more open-minded than that. I wonder what their justification is there, if they offer any.
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    Asteroid misses earth by a whisker..

    true, it's kind of dark in space, hard to see ****. no, im serious. rocks aren't really very reflective.
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    Which Sport is the most dangerous Hockey or Football?

    who knows if hockey is dangerous? no one watches it.
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    were people more fun in the past?

    no, no one ever had fun, that was just the ******* talking.
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    Lost

    I dunno.. but that's a really interesting theory. I've suspected that christian wasn't dead before and that he was connected to the island, but I never thought about the connection between him and locke that you suggested. did he? I don't remember that. I know that he was trying to put the...
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    ***** and Masturbation

    well I think we've all made a ******* attempt at a booty call. Am I right? fucking on mushrooms could be fun, but then everything on mushrooms is fun.
  22. calpoon

    haha. what? yeah, sure I'll add you.

    haha. what? yeah, sure I'll add you.
  23. calpoon

    Rare Pink Dolphin

    I was expecting pictures of some guys dick.
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    I am running for president in 2012

    I liked him better when he was vladmir putin.
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    I am running for president in 2012

    Ok, i'm changing my vote.
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    Mammoth-******* comet questioned

    who ****** the neanderthals? i always kinda figured that they just became the dutch.
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    Which Right-Wing Windbag Is Most In Need of Psychiatric Hospitalization?

    why are those people rich? why are those other people poor? where does this money come from? didn't your **** ever tell you that it doesn't grow on trees? there's a limited ammount of money, so for every dollar one person has, that's a dollar that someone else doesn't have, so for every...
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    I am running for president in 2012

    what is your ten point plan? right now I'm planning on voting for waddams. He might be a crazy asshole, but I'll be too high on peyote to give a **** about anything.
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    Princess Leia or Seven of Nine?.

    sure, i'd jizz on seven of nine's microchips.
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    Lost

    I like that Sawyer is not just the only guy that has gotten pussy on the island, but he's got it with 2 different chicks. Jin and Sun don't count, and I don't even want to think about Rose and Bernard.
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    Star Wars VS. Star Trek

    well that might just be a bit overcompensation since toy boy Lucas apparently wants to turn it into the fucking tiny toons. the only cute aliens that i want to see are the ones getting diced up with a lightsaber.
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    Mammoth-******* comet questioned

    it was totally robbed for the oscar nod.
  33. calpoon

    Terminator Salvation....

    that really impressed me. but a PG-13 rating? ugh. no. fuck no. the **** can suck it.
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    Oh the irony

    no, no maildude. don't you understand that it's snowing? this is just voodoo nonsense you speak. :rolleyes::helpme:
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    Watchmen film 2008

    I heard that it was boring. but that was from a person that had no knowledge of the comic and they thought that maybe if you did, you'd enjoy it more. it seems to me that comic fans don't like this movie, other than the ones that like every comic movie just because they want to see a comic book...
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    Fringe

    I watched the first two episodes and liked them, but then I missed a couple and figured i'd be too lost and never watched it again. this happens to me a lot. that's what happened in 24 season 1, and deadwood. maybe i'll catch it on dvd or online one of these days. I loved the x-files and lost...
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    Oh the irony

    yes yes, I know you were trying to be funny. but I don't understand how people seem to think that global warming, meaning that the average temperature of the whole world is increasing, means that it will never be cold in any one spot again.
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    America, help yourself before you help others.

    ooh, can I vote for the french revolution? (naw, damn sean hannity probably doesn't have it on there, on account that it's unamerican and terrorist harboring. can we call it the freedom revolution? they did kind of get the idea from us- except that they ****** the rich and influential people...
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    what scares the crap out of you?

    I have thought about this and I can't say that anything really scares me. how could it? who are these scared people? if the mere thought of something had you shrivling in a corner you would be in a mental hospital. maybe I find a few things mildly bothersome, but that's about it. things even...
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    Learning to Live With Radical Islam

    well if being intellectually stimulating is the only criteria for devoting one's time... I spend a lot of time watching porn. But I guess you could say that is stimulating in other ways.
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    Lost

    Claire isn't dead. or at least it has never specifically said so. they said that we'll see her again next season.
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    Does Rush Limbaugh represent you?

    He didn't say he wnats obama to have a plan that works, he said he wants to see his plan fail. the thing is if Obama fails to fix the economy then the country is fucked. now maybe you think his plan won't work, but he's the one that is in charge of fixing it, so by not doing anything, it's...
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    what scares the crap out of you?

    Snakes On A Motherfuckin Plane!
  44. calpoon

    Life Insurance - Would You Bother?

    Fake your death, cash the check and spend the rest of your time on a beach in the Caribbean sipping on margaritas. :glugglug:
  45. calpoon

    The Amazing Story Behind the Global Warming Scam

    that all of those fecords are from only one country and don't represent the average global temperature?
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    How old is our Planet Earth?

    Maybe you are not persuaded by my arguments that I supplied the facts to back up as per your request, contrary to none that you have shown... But my quotes were of the exact statements that you made. So now you're denying that you said the things that you plainly did. Ok. whatever you say...
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    The Amazing Story Behind the Global Warming Scam

    The San Diego news team totally blew the lid off this global conspiracy that has penetrated into the highest echelons of world governments and scientific organizations. But when are they going to show us the suppressed proof of Big Foot?
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    Star Wars VS. Star Trek

    hey, gimme a break I painstakingly cataloged that list off the top of my head.
  49. calpoon

    Star Wars VS. Star Trek

    what? what did I do??? :******:
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